kristin evelyn
@evp.bsky.social
I’m another writer. Always strange, always fancy. A woman of great taste. I’ve had posters brain since AOL and yes I will donate it to science.
I just had a doctor’s appointment and when she came in, I was crying - I alarmed her but it was because I’d literally just read the last line of this book
October 29, 2025 at 7:37 PM
I just had a doctor’s appointment and when she came in, I was crying - I alarmed her but it was because I’d literally just read the last line of this book
To whoever coded this on Spotify, thank you for making me day, you genius
October 24, 2025 at 7:30 PM
To whoever coded this on Spotify, thank you for making me day, you genius
Just peacefully thinking about my manta ray facts. How flat they are.
October 10, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Just peacefully thinking about my manta ray facts. How flat they are.
A few things:
1. Oops, respect my hustle
2. It’s the mermaid emoji (holistic)
3. Strongly think we should all be going with “Vige” for pronunciation sake, if you’re level 2
1. Oops, respect my hustle
2. It’s the mermaid emoji (holistic)
3. Strongly think we should all be going with “Vige” for pronunciation sake, if you’re level 2
September 22, 2025 at 7:02 PM
A few things:
1. Oops, respect my hustle
2. It’s the mermaid emoji (holistic)
3. Strongly think we should all be going with “Vige” for pronunciation sake, if you’re level 2
1. Oops, respect my hustle
2. It’s the mermaid emoji (holistic)
3. Strongly think we should all be going with “Vige” for pronunciation sake, if you’re level 2
I fully vibrated out of my skin in a fever dream last night; I’m pretty sure I saw Pulp but no one can be quite sure
September 10, 2025 at 2:19 PM
I fully vibrated out of my skin in a fever dream last night; I’m pretty sure I saw Pulp but no one can be quite sure
Simply be Ryan Gosling. Thanks Men’s Journal!
August 25, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Simply be Ryan Gosling. Thanks Men’s Journal!
Someone was really overestimating her attention span and time when she purchased two 30ish hour audiobooks. Good luck, me.
August 25, 2025 at 10:17 AM
Someone was really overestimating her attention span and time when she purchased two 30ish hour audiobooks. Good luck, me.
Fine, I accept you as my new overlord. I, too, agree that I’m great.
August 8, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Fine, I accept you as my new overlord. I, too, agree that I’m great.
“Owning a cybertruck taught me one thing - men will do anything rather than go to therapy” - this guy
July 24, 2025 at 11:12 AM
“Owning a cybertruck taught me one thing - men will do anything rather than go to therapy” - this guy
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
June 23, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Without downloading new pics, describe your gender
ok haha chatgpt, this does not sound like me but it is hilariously purple prose so points I guess
June 13, 2025 at 6:26 PM
ok haha chatgpt, this does not sound like me but it is hilariously purple prose so points I guess