evenevie.bsky.social
@evenevie.bsky.social
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everything that my mom thought would cause autism is delicious.
sugar? delicious.
gluten? delicious.
msg? delicious.
vaccines? believe it or not, delicious.
December 8, 2024 at 3:03 PM
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do you also sometimes dream of being semi-rich just so that you can donate to, commission or shop from every artist you see online
December 1, 2024 at 7:23 PM
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Terrible Game Idea: It's just an app that displays a particular playing card on your phone in full-screen. You need 52 identical phones to play a standard card game.
November 27, 2024 at 2:38 PM
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I hate when I fall down the stairs without my Fitbit on.
November 26, 2024 at 11:53 PM
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“Ok, so, here’s the thing...” - me reluctantly lending someone my Blu-ray of my favourite John Carpenter film
November 27, 2024 at 11:40 AM
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“I never see you at the club”

Yeah well I never see you at the local game store.
November 27, 2024 at 3:00 PM
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My favorite thing to do in Minecraft is to go into creative mode and make villages all pretty & safe
November 26, 2024 at 4:47 AM
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Books
November 26, 2024 at 1:59 PM
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👏GIVE 👏THE 👏OTHER 👏49 👏STATES 👏THEIR 👏OWN 👏CHAINSAW 👏MASSACRE 👏MOVIES
November 23, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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this cat is taking care of his family in difficult curcumstances by hunting down every hair tie in the household to feed us and getting enraged at the ingratitude when we don't eat
November 22, 2024 at 1:54 PM
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Saying that elden ring should have an easy mode in a room full of men just to feel something
November 23, 2024 at 1:58 PM
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disney exec: it’s about a guy who thinks he’s a monkey lol. probably don’t need anything too crazy for the soundtrack.

phil collins: [eyes glowing white, levitating above the ground] no
November 20, 2024 at 5:10 PM
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[The Odyssey except everyone is a dog]

SIRENS: awOOOOOOoooooOOOOOOooooOOOOoooo

ODYSSEUS: *furiously tugging on leash* aawwwOOOOOooooooo
November 19, 2024 at 5:59 PM
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November 19, 2024 at 2:50 AM
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How many times do we need to explain that whilst it may LOOK like the inventory of a small library, it is in fact our Christmas wish list ✨
November 20, 2024 at 11:31 AM
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“Imagine dragons” I don’t need to. I’ve read dragonology. I’ve felt their scales
November 17, 2024 at 2:54 PM
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animal crossing really popped off when they made deer villagers
November 17, 2024 at 4:40 PM
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The biggest advantage of being poor as fuck is that my gaming backlog doesn't get any bigger
November 18, 2024 at 4:39 AM
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open world games taught me that I’d rather pick flowers for 80 hours than finish anything important.
November 17, 2024 at 2:12 PM