Evans Denton
evansdenton.bsky.social
Evans Denton
@evansdenton.bsky.social
Tech Guru
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i dont want to look at the photoshop of trump and elon married anymore. i will instead look at famke janssen and van helsing at my birthday party
December 2, 2024 at 3:15 AM
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Pronouncing Wicked like it’s the past tense of Wick
do i need to have seen all of the john wick movies to understand wicked
December 2, 2024 at 2:47 AM
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*Keanu Reeves kills a guy and looks at the camera*

“You just got Wicked”
December 2, 2024 at 2:48 AM
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Urameshi's gonna kick your ass second period
December 2, 2024 at 3:29 AM
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I’m only going to share one of my Star Wars opinions, and it’s that Han and Greedo simultaneously shot each other and both died
December 2, 2024 at 3:05 AM
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You don’t have to have an opinion on every topic. It’s okay to have 5,000 opinions only about Star Wars
December 2, 2024 at 3:01 AM
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Bluesky: Phase Two has begun
December 2, 2024 at 2:57 AM
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that’s right. the better question is why isn’t he pardoning or commuting the sentences of other people who aren’t his son.
So much this. Stop pretending the pardon will allow Trump to do anything he wasn't already going to do. That was foolish to believe in 2017, but insane to believe in 2024.
it's so heartwarming to see everyone arguing over how best to Defend Norms, just like it's 2017 again. missed you all 🥰
December 2, 2024 at 3:16 AM
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Well, I'm officially at 10k, which means I have more followers here than I ever had on the site that used to be the bird site.

Yes, some number of them are porn bots, but don't take this from me.
December 2, 2024 at 7:03 AM
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Decided to rewatch Rogue One due to rewatching Andor.

It really is about 1/3 of a good movie packaged in an dogshit movie.

Every time something cool starts to happen, someone says some bullshit MCU dialogue or looks directly at the camera and tells you what's happening that you just saw.
I think it's time to rewatch Andor.

First piece of Star Wars media I've ever felt compelled to rewatch for reasons of actually enjoying it.
December 2, 2024 at 6:19 AM
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nice, I just split a ~1000-line source file into a bunch of smaller ones without introducing any circular imports, first try. maybe my code isn't spaghetti for once.
December 2, 2024 at 11:14 AM
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atproto devs who don't have someone test driving your app using a web DID, PLEASE reach out. In recent memory I've come across two proper sites that didn't function/crashed when attempting to log in with a web DID.

Literally just a DM mentioning what your app does and a link to it would work.
December 1, 2024 at 1:12 PM
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Yup
December 2, 2024 at 10:24 AM
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So far I just think my main advice is take it slow. My body so badly wants to try and kick the way it did when I was 16 but I literally can't without hurting myself. It's okay to just practice technique and stretch and rebuild. I believe I'll get there eventually.
November 22, 2024 at 10:40 AM
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Okay, really hoping this Linda McMahon / neokayfabe op-ed that I wrote for a big outlet comes out Monday

It has to go through legal and that might take a bit

Apologies for the delay; you will have a Take soon enough
November 22, 2024 at 11:34 AM
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bf roommate is starting t again and they did their first injection today so our shot day is the same and i think that’s so cute

and it’s like, after we got back from playing magic together
November 22, 2024 at 7:38 AM
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I did a ton of martial arts when I was a kid and teen and even earned my black belt, but had to stop as life got busy.

Restarting now from the beginning makes me feel like an RPG protag in a sequel who's been cursed back to level 1 and has to relearn all their skills.
November 22, 2024 at 3:24 AM
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I highly recommend an extensive visit to…

☰ > Settings > Moderation > Muted Tags & Words

…in your Bluesky account.
November 19, 2024 at 4:34 PM
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This is fascinating because exactly the same thing happened with Flight Simulator 2020
Microsoft insisting on using their own servers for their Steam-distributed game

(Microsoft’s servers don’t work.)
November 19, 2024 at 7:09 PM
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Due to the server issues some of your recent posts may have gotten fewer likes than they deserved

Please accept this coupon to rectify this, which allows you to imagine you got 10 more likes on your post than you did
November 19, 2024 at 7:24 PM
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i bet the bath water smells absolutely terrible after the thing gets out of there
November 8, 2024 at 1:11 PM