sol
@evan.sooscreek.productions
📍PNW
photography, baking and cooking, animals, queer shit, computers, horror movies, outdoorsy things, etc
occasional infosec posting | frequent neurodivergent posting
any pronoun
photography, baking and cooking, animals, queer shit, computers, horror movies, outdoorsy things, etc
occasional infosec posting | frequent neurodivergent posting
any pronoun
I desperately need someone to make me a (non-AI-generated) clip of Goku singing The Hairbrush Song.
Oh, whereeeee is my hair brush?
- Goku
- Goku
January 21, 2026 at 5:35 AM
I desperately need someone to make me a (non-AI-generated) clip of Goku singing The Hairbrush Song.
Veggie Tales is the spiritual successor of Dragon Ball Z.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
January 21, 2026 at 2:33 AM
Veggie Tales is the spiritual successor of Dragon Ball Z.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
I will not be taking questions at this time.
You can’t patent something that was created by AI unless you also document ‘significant’ human involvement, so without even addressing the underlying issue of ‘no one will pay for that license,’ the example she gave is one which is likely to end up with the drug being unpatentable.
OpenAI has absolutely zero ideas. They have no business. This is not a real business line and it’s so utterly vague and specious, I’m shocked at the credulousness to just print it without saying “there is no logical way this works of course” or talking about how the CFO of OpenAI is saying nonsense
January 20, 2026 at 6:21 AM
You can’t patent something that was created by AI unless you also document ‘significant’ human involvement, so without even addressing the underlying issue of ‘no one will pay for that license,’ the example she gave is one which is likely to end up with the drug being unpatentable.
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Everything was so delicious and everyone is so happy about it, which means I’m happy about it.
Everyone needed some comfort tonight and it’s really good to be able to give that to people.
Everyone needed some comfort tonight and it’s really good to be able to give that to people.
There is currently a pot of red beans and rice, a pot of jambalaya, and a pot of gumbo on the stove.
It smells like an andouille factory in here and I am not even remotely complaining when I say that.
It smells like an andouille factory in here and I am not even remotely complaining when I say that.
January 18, 2026 at 4:05 AM
Everything was so delicious and everyone is so happy about it, which means I’m happy about it.
Everyone needed some comfort tonight and it’s really good to be able to give that to people.
Everyone needed some comfort tonight and it’s really good to be able to give that to people.
There is currently a pot of red beans and rice, a pot of jambalaya, and a pot of gumbo on the stove.
It smells like an andouille factory in here and I am not even remotely complaining when I say that.
It smells like an andouille factory in here and I am not even remotely complaining when I say that.
January 18, 2026 at 2:10 AM
There is currently a pot of red beans and rice, a pot of jambalaya, and a pot of gumbo on the stove.
It smells like an andouille factory in here and I am not even remotely complaining when I say that.
It smells like an andouille factory in here and I am not even remotely complaining when I say that.
Because I’m me, I’m excited to listen to this book that I’ve just discovered exists while I make a giant pot of jambalaya and another giant pot of red beans and rice this afternoon.
If you want to learn more about nerve agents, America, go order this book from Barnes and Nobles or (better) an independent bookseller. Also available on audible. www.barnesandnoble.com/w/toxic-dan-...
Toxic: A History of Nerve Agents, From Nazi Germany to Putin's Russia
Nerve agents are the world's deadliest means of chemical warfare. Nazi Germany developed the first military-grade nerve agents and massive industry for their manufacture--yet, strangely, the Third Rei...
www.barnesandnoble.com
January 17, 2026 at 5:22 PM
Because I’m me, I’m excited to listen to this book that I’ve just discovered exists while I make a giant pot of jambalaya and another giant pot of red beans and rice this afternoon.
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you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
Photo by Pierre Lavie. Yes this is me. And I threw my Leica. It landed on the bass plate with hardly a scratch. Another Photographer grabbed it along with my phone and I was able to track him later. I was held face down tear gas deployed right in front of me and pepper sprayed directly into the eye.
January 17, 2026 at 3:37 PM
you know this guy is a FOR REAL photographer because he's telling the story of his brutal, unconditional arrest by federal goons and can't help but slip in a gear review
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Get in loser, we're going to put our bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, to make it stop
January 13, 2026 at 5:54 AM
Get in loser, we're going to put our bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels, upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, to make it stop
“Cars circling neighborhoods multiple times” is going to turn into a bunch of Uber Eats drivers getting torn out of their cars and tackled by cops or private security guards all because some former Marine behind a computer somewhere thinks the Hollywood Hills are actually Fallujah.
Everything in this bizarrely credulous story about a home security startup named “Sauron” is insane, down to their big idea to deter criminals being… flashing lights at them techcrunch.com/2025/12/28/f...
December 29, 2025 at 7:17 PM
“Cars circling neighborhoods multiple times” is going to turn into a bunch of Uber Eats drivers getting torn out of their cars and tackled by cops or private security guards all because some former Marine behind a computer somewhere thinks the Hollywood Hills are actually Fallujah.
I am once again asking people who live in Washington to please learn the difference between fog lights and high beams.
December 26, 2025 at 8:24 AM
I am once again asking people who live in Washington to please learn the difference between fog lights and high beams.
Jake made osso buco and it’s got like, five minutes left in the oven.
Making someone smell this and then have to wait three hours to eat it ought to be a war crime.
Making someone smell this and then have to wait three hours to eat it ought to be a war crime.
December 23, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Jake made osso buco and it’s got like, five minutes left in the oven.
Making someone smell this and then have to wait three hours to eat it ought to be a war crime.
Making someone smell this and then have to wait three hours to eat it ought to be a war crime.
I know we’re all still going to know what time it is, but it was very fun to think, for an unmeasured moment, that maybe we killed time and I would never have to type `import datetime` ever again.
December 21, 2025 at 12:47 AM
I know we’re all still going to know what time it is, but it was very fun to think, for an unmeasured moment, that maybe we killed time and I would never have to type `import datetime` ever again.
We started at “are stairs just doors that go up?” and ended up at “what are doors?”
Having ADHD is just giving yourself existential horror about *everything.*
Having ADHD is just giving yourself existential horror about *everything.*
December 19, 2025 at 1:50 AM
We started at “are stairs just doors that go up?” and ended up at “what are doors?”
Having ADHD is just giving yourself existential horror about *everything.*
Having ADHD is just giving yourself existential horror about *everything.*
“We should look at whether the Obama drone strikes were legal” okay buddy don’t threaten me with a good time.
(It would not be a good time, but we should do it anyways)
(It would not be a good time, but we should do it anyways)
After briefing on strikes off Venezuela, Sen. Sheehy says “if we're going to question the legal process and the procedural process to target bad guys that this administration is using, then all of you better start cracking open every single Obama kinetic strike”
December 16, 2025 at 6:33 PM
“We should look at whether the Obama drone strikes were legal” okay buddy don’t threaten me with a good time.
(It would not be a good time, but we should do it anyways)
(It would not be a good time, but we should do it anyways)
Learning the director of photography for two of you most loved movies is the same person should not be this confusing.
The director of photography for Moulin Rouge is the same director of photography for Predator. Not sure what to do with that information but damn that’s some range
December 15, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Learning the director of photography for two of you most loved movies is the same person should not be this confusing.
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a year that begins with the loss of david lynch and ends with the loss of rob reiner qualifies as a nightmare
December 15, 2025 at 3:53 AM
a year that begins with the loss of david lynch and ends with the loss of rob reiner qualifies as a nightmare
“We need to conjugate ‘deez nuts’” and other sentences you hear at @jake.sooscreek.productions’s.
December 14, 2025 at 7:33 PM
“We need to conjugate ‘deez nuts’” and other sentences you hear at @jake.sooscreek.productions’s.
We’ve had tens of thousands of years of human babies surviving to adulthood based on instinct and community knowledge alone but for some reason this dipshit asking the Hallucination Machine to raise a kid for him is the genius.
Jimmy Fallon: "And do you use ChatGPT when raising your baby?"
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
Sam Altman: "I cannot imagine figuring out how to raise a newborn without ChatGPT."
December 9, 2025 at 5:41 PM
We’ve had tens of thousands of years of human babies surviving to adulthood based on instinct and community knowledge alone but for some reason this dipshit asking the Hallucination Machine to raise a kid for him is the genius.
I occasionally talk about infosec stuff here, but I want to interact with people from all walks of life even if they’re not at all interested in technology or the security of technology. Other folks just want to interact with the infosec community.
Why would sex workers be any different?
Why would sex workers be any different?
I'm friends/mutuals here with plenty of people who aren't interested in my porn. We're still able to enjoy each other's company and learn from each other!
I consider it to be a blessing to have such a wide world where I can meet so many kinds of people. I hope you do too.
I consider it to be a blessing to have such a wide world where I can meet so many kinds of people. I hope you do too.
December 8, 2025 at 6:51 PM
I occasionally talk about infosec stuff here, but I want to interact with people from all walks of life even if they’re not at all interested in technology or the security of technology. Other folks just want to interact with the infosec community.
Why would sex workers be any different?
Why would sex workers be any different?
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some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Oh, here's a big surprise. The transphobes don't believe in ADHD either.
then, the transphobes , feeling victorious at how many people they have made unhappy and despairing in the previous week, move on to anything else that has a spectrum and the possibility of more colours than they can conceive - such hateful people - they cannot understand anything that is not THEM
December 8, 2025 at 1:09 PM
some significant part of this is just catch-all fear for “this is not the child I ordered” I think
Tag yourself, I’m “experienced gay person”
December 4, 2025 at 3:28 AM
Tag yourself, I’m “experienced gay person”
Have you ever felt like the universe just handed you the thing you’ve wanted most for years, only to turn around the next night and make it even better?
I know everything is bad out there right now, but in my own small little world, things are pretty fuckin’ great.
I know everything is bad out there right now, but in my own small little world, things are pretty fuckin’ great.
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Have you ever felt like the universe just handed you the thing you’ve wanted most for years, only to turn around the next night and make it even better?
I know everything is bad out there right now, but in my own small little world, things are pretty fuckin’ great.
I know everything is bad out there right now, but in my own small little world, things are pretty fuckin’ great.
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Here's a thing I can tell you having raised many, many turkeys: every turkey has crimed. Every turkey will crime again
How many turkeys pardoned by Presidents went on to commit other crimes?
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Here's a thing I can tell you having raised many, many turkeys: every turkey has crimed. Every turkey will crime again