sol
@evan.sooscreek.productions
📍PNW
photography, baking and cooking, animals, queer shit, computers, horror movies, outdoorsy things, etc
occasional infosec posting | frequent neurodivergent posting
any pronoun
photography, baking and cooking, animals, queer shit, computers, horror movies, outdoorsy things, etc
occasional infosec posting | frequent neurodivergent posting
any pronoun
Have you ever felt like the universe just handed you the thing you’ve wanted most for years, only to turn around the next night and make it even better?
I know everything is bad out there right now, but in my own small little world, things are pretty fuckin’ great.
I know everything is bad out there right now, but in my own small little world, things are pretty fuckin’ great.
November 27, 2025 at 11:30 AM
Have you ever felt like the universe just handed you the thing you’ve wanted most for years, only to turn around the next night and make it even better?
I know everything is bad out there right now, but in my own small little world, things are pretty fuckin’ great.
I know everything is bad out there right now, but in my own small little world, things are pretty fuckin’ great.
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Here's a thing I can tell you having raised many, many turkeys: every turkey has crimed. Every turkey will crime again
How many turkeys pardoned by Presidents went on to commit other crimes?
November 25, 2025 at 11:32 PM
Here's a thing I can tell you having raised many, many turkeys: every turkey has crimed. Every turkey will crime again
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maybe i am going insane
November 24, 2025 at 6:49 PM
maybe i am going insane
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Do you know anyone that has made money making Roblox content? Do you know anyone who ultimately got into an infosec career because they spent time in the played Roblox -> hacked Roblox -> got into hacking pipeline?
Feel free to reply or DM me, or send me a message on Signal! (OneTimeAtJakes.44)
Feel free to reply or DM me, or send me a message on Signal! (OneTimeAtJakes.44)
November 24, 2025 at 7:26 PM
Do you know anyone that has made money making Roblox content? Do you know anyone who ultimately got into an infosec career because they spent time in the played Roblox -> hacked Roblox -> got into hacking pipeline?
Feel free to reply or DM me, or send me a message on Signal! (OneTimeAtJakes.44)
Feel free to reply or DM me, or send me a message on Signal! (OneTimeAtJakes.44)
I’m not sure why my entire brain is focused on acquiring soup right now, but I really need soup. I guess it’s going to be an early lunch day.
November 24, 2025 at 6:58 PM
I’m not sure why my entire brain is focused on acquiring soup right now, but I really need soup. I guess it’s going to be an early lunch day.
I love the smell of napalm in the morning, Charlie Brown
The gun is good! The penis is evil, Charlie Brown
“You ever dance with the devil in the pale moonlight, Charlie Brown?”
November 24, 2025 at 4:18 AM
I love the smell of napalm in the morning, Charlie Brown
*wordless incandescent rage*
Breaking: The FCC has voted 2-1 along party lines to eliminate cybersecurity requirements for telecom companies that the commission adopted at the end of the Biden administration.
Telecoms had lobbied for the change. Democrats said it would invite another Salt Typhoon.
Story coming shortly.
Telecoms had lobbied for the change. Democrats said it would invite another Salt Typhoon.
Story coming shortly.
November 20, 2025 at 5:08 PM
*wordless incandescent rage*
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- campy can be scary too
- one actor gives it everything they’ve got, everyone else phones it in
- how the fuck am I ever supposed to feel again after that?
- oh shit that guy just used a CoTCCC-approved tourniquet
- oh shit they just killed so many Nazis
- campy can be scary too
- one actor gives it everything they’ve got, everyone else phones it in
- how the fuck am I ever supposed to feel again after that?
- oh shit that guy just used a CoTCCC-approved tourniquet
- oh shit they just killed so many Nazis
What are your top 5 movie genres? mine are:
- spot the BBC actor historical
- Utena and things that are basically Utena
- US-Japanese horror movie cross-pollination had a monster baby
- Derek Jacobi is in this, right?
- cosy mystery, or Gundam, why not both?
- spot the BBC actor historical
- Utena and things that are basically Utena
- US-Japanese horror movie cross-pollination had a monster baby
- Derek Jacobi is in this, right?
- cosy mystery, or Gundam, why not both?
What are your top 5 movie genres? mine are:
- men having a big fight and a cute little car chase because they’re in love probably
- when there’s a vial of something
- big poofy dresses
- the scary and also hot ones
- when someone doesn’t know they’re a ghost
- men having a big fight and a cute little car chase because they’re in love probably
- when there’s a vial of something
- big poofy dresses
- the scary and also hot ones
- when someone doesn’t know they’re a ghost
November 20, 2025 at 5:48 AM
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
- campy can be scary too
- one actor gives it everything they’ve got, everyone else phones it in
- how the fuck am I ever supposed to feel again after that?
- oh shit that guy just used a CoTCCC-approved tourniquet
- oh shit they just killed so many Nazis
- campy can be scary too
- one actor gives it everything they’ve got, everyone else phones it in
- how the fuck am I ever supposed to feel again after that?
- oh shit that guy just used a CoTCCC-approved tourniquet
- oh shit they just killed so many Nazis
Okay but seriously, we could do worse.
At least the Yautja only attack things that are holding weapons or otherwise demonstrate they are worthy opponents in combat. They take no joy in crushing things just to crush them, which is more than I can say for most politicians.
At least the Yautja only attack things that are holding weapons or otherwise demonstrate they are worthy opponents in combat. They take no joy in crushing things just to crush them, which is more than I can say for most politicians.
You see, the problem with our politics is we keep electing the wrong kind of predators.
It’s time for Yautja-based leadership.
It’s time for Yautja-based leadership.
November 19, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Okay but seriously, we could do worse.
At least the Yautja only attack things that are holding weapons or otherwise demonstrate they are worthy opponents in combat. They take no joy in crushing things just to crush them, which is more than I can say for most politicians.
At least the Yautja only attack things that are holding weapons or otherwise demonstrate they are worthy opponents in combat. They take no joy in crushing things just to crush them, which is more than I can say for most politicians.
It only ever becomes more likely that ICE will end up teargasing the pope.
"Agencies within the U.S. Department of Homeland Security, including ICE, ERO, and CBP intend to implement a comprehensive plan to target Spanish-speaking churches across the country during the upcoming holiday season between Thanksgiving, Nov. 27, and Christmas, Dec. 25."
Exclusive: Trump DHS Plans Immigration Raids on Churches Over Holidays
The Trump Dept. of Homeland Security is briefing federal agencies on plans for immigration enforcement operations inside churches over holidays.
thisweekinworcester.com
November 18, 2025 at 2:39 AM
It only ever becomes more likely that ICE will end up teargasing the pope.
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I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher
November 17, 2025 at 4:36 AM
I don't want AI generated art, I want AI emptied dishwasher
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Kendrick Lamar “Swimming Pools” voice
Lenin (bald)
Stalin (hair)
Khrushchev (bald)
Brezhnev (hair)
Stalin (hair)
Khrushchev (bald)
Brezhnev (hair)
November 15, 2025 at 8:40 PM
Kendrick Lamar “Swimming Pools” voice
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A bong is a saxophone that puts the jazz inside you instead of the other way around
November 15, 2025 at 6:35 AM
A bong is a saxophone that puts the jazz inside you instead of the other way around
I was not prepared for ‘what if Heart of Darkness was a buddy comedy’ but by god Kevin James and Alan Ritchson did just that.
November 14, 2025 at 5:38 AM
I was not prepared for ‘what if Heart of Darkness was a buddy comedy’ but by god Kevin James and Alan Ritchson did just that.
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
It’s working.
That’s how you know it’s working
but it's so sticky
November 8, 2025 at 1:02 AM
It’s working.
I frequently say the glacier that created the Great Lakes should have gone further and created Lake Ohio, but I think we should include Idaho in that. Nothing good happens in Idaho and we’d be better off if several million tons of ice had turned it into a lake millennia ago.
Show me one society that has allowed widespread drug use and is better for it. Or where incarceration helps solve the issue.
It's awesome when libs on here are also like "I am an insane fascist"
November 6, 2025 at 6:03 AM
I frequently say the glacier that created the Great Lakes should have gone further and created Lake Ohio, but I think we should include Idaho in that. Nothing good happens in Idaho and we’d be better off if several million tons of ice had turned it into a lake millennia ago.
I know this will surprise precisely no one but @jake.sooscreek.productions makes the best breakfast sandwich the world has ever experienced by a long shot.
November 6, 2025 at 5:12 AM
I know this will surprise precisely no one but @jake.sooscreek.productions makes the best breakfast sandwich the world has ever experienced by a long shot.
We are living in a world where it is very possible that ICE ends up tear gassing the pope.
BREAKING: After ICE refuses to allow detained migrants to receive the Eucharist, Pope Leo calls on Trump and Vance to respect migrants‘ dignity and religious liberty.
“They must allow ministers to assist with their needs. They've been separated from their families and no one knows what happens.”
“They must allow ministers to assist with their needs. They've been separated from their families and no one knows what happens.”
November 5, 2025 at 7:16 AM
We are living in a world where it is very possible that ICE ends up tear gassing the pope.
“We have held our breath for longer than we know. We have held it in anticipation of defeat. Held it because the air has been knocked out of our lungs too many times to count. Held it because we cannot afford to exhale.”
Jesus Christ this man is good at this.
www.youtube.com/live/NnM_RgL...
Jesus Christ this man is good at this.
www.youtube.com/live/NnM_RgL...
WATCH LIVE: Zohran Mamdani addresses supporters after winning 2025 NYC mayoral race
YouTube video by PBS NewsHour
www.youtube.com
November 5, 2025 at 6:50 AM
“We have held our breath for longer than we know. We have held it in anticipation of defeat. Held it because the air has been knocked out of our lungs too many times to count. Held it because we cannot afford to exhale.”
Jesus Christ this man is good at this.
www.youtube.com/live/NnM_RgL...
Jesus Christ this man is good at this.
www.youtube.com/live/NnM_RgL...
Jake out here being everyone’s social media grandpa, making sure you know there’s a storm coming in and it could be a bad one.
PNW folks: how are you situated for a power outage right now? High speed east to west gap winds coming tonight, and that always means trees coming down
November 4, 2025 at 4:02 PM
Jake out here being everyone’s social media grandpa, making sure you know there’s a storm coming in and it could be a bad one.
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PNW folks: how are you situated for a power outage right now? High speed east to west gap winds coming tonight, and that always means trees coming down
November 4, 2025 at 3:57 PM
PNW folks: how are you situated for a power outage right now? High speed east to west gap winds coming tonight, and that always means trees coming down
I’m a really lucky person in a lot of ways but I don’t think anything makes me feel as lucky as getting to have my chosen family in my life.
November 3, 2025 at 6:42 AM
I’m a really lucky person in a lot of ways but I don’t think anything makes me feel as lucky as getting to have my chosen family in my life.
You know you’re old when you realize you’re going to sleep like a rock and can’t wait for it to be bedtime.
November 3, 2025 at 4:57 AM
You know you’re old when you realize you’re going to sleep like a rock and can’t wait for it to be bedtime.