See you get it!

Please tell Qbert this

Sorry I can’t help you then 😂

Are you also on drugs?

What if you had both garden dragons AND garden lions tho?

Understanding the regulatory environment surrounding your product isn’t important or anything, though, so I’m sure it’s fine.

Maybe I’m a naive optimist but there’s no way they can Seattle Sports Team this at this point, right?

I have cut up sooooo much holy trinity, garlic, and jalapeño today.

Your booty shorts told me you were a pastor, so I think that makes you an expert

I was joking to my partner earlier that Minnesota is just Midwest Russia.

I absolutely have ‘ICE tear gases Pope Leo XIV’ on my 2026 bingo card and honestly it cracks me up every time I think about it.

Yes, but if you’re moderately tech-savvy, it’s possible to get around the blocking unless they fundamentally break an underlying security control of the internet.

Also the tools to do this kind of thing end up being abused a lot so I’m personally not a fan of them existing in the first place.

I keep thinking about how school attendance plummets when ICE moves into a new town, and wondering what that’s doing to younger kids who show up to find half their classmates are gone? What’s it doing to the teachers who have to try and explain?

It’s cuz my jeep is so pretty

I’d add Alaska and Hawaii to this list too, but yeah, my map is basically going to be mostly red 😅

I could tell you when they wake up, how long their morning shit takes, when they’re in their home gym, what rooms people spend time in during the day, etc., using just data from the sensors mentioned in the article.

If that data isn’t secure, this is just a ‘help me get kidnapped’ system.