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My real name isn't Etta.
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A sad girl just trying to have a good time.
I love books, sunshine and staying home.
I hate the patriarchy, coriander and going to work.
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this international women's day, i pledge to become ungovernable
March 7, 2025 at 12:21 PM
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Not to sound alarmist, but *alarm sounds*
February 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
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Remember metaverse? Lol
February 3, 2025 at 6:44 AM
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It is astonishing that mainstream media is covering this like it is a shruggie vibe 🤷‍♂️
February 2, 2025 at 4:05 PM
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Going to stop pushing my fingers into my eyes when I’m frustrated.

Going to start pushing my fingers into the eyes of the people frustrating me.
January 24, 2025 at 6:41 PM
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It's getting harder and harder to be delightful.
January 22, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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I’m thinking we should hurry this rapture along.
January 3, 2025 at 10:16 PM
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if you don’t want me to sit outside your house and blast Espresso 3x in the car before going inside then don’t invite me to come over maybe???
December 29, 2024 at 1:19 AM
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Insane that Chevy Chase spends the whole movie wishing he could cheat on this woman she should kill him
December 26, 2024 at 1:31 AM
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[scrolling] hmm there was something i was supposed to be doing [continues scrolling]
December 20, 2024 at 3:23 AM
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[on my deathbed] I should have masturbated more
December 18, 2024 at 1:54 PM
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At yes, to revive the a Whirling Dervish
December 17, 2024 at 8:12 AM
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What if, and I'm just spitballing here, we didn't have to work tomorrow?
December 9, 2024 at 5:20 AM
The amount of my friends on Instagram who are big Taylor Swift fans is concerning.
December 9, 2024 at 6:56 AM
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I'll be honest with you:

screams endlessly
December 5, 2024 at 12:55 AM
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December 5, 2024 at 12:50 AM
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[yelling over club music] Has anyone seen my tamagotchi
November 30, 2024 at 5:26 AM
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Some Deep Thoughts from Deep Space.
November 29, 2024 at 1:06 PM
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Australian illegal cannabis market is valued at $5 bill, we spend $2 bill each year trying to stop the market and have failed miserably
Nearly 50% of us have used cannabis
Time to stop doing the same thing and expecting a different results. #legalisecannabis

www.penington.org.au/cannabis-in-...
Cannabis in Australia 2024 - Penington Institute
The third report in our Cannabis in Australia series reveals the latest data and insights on both medicinal and personal use cannabis in Australia.
www.penington.org.au
November 28, 2024 at 1:02 AM
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Anyway here’s a cheerful piece about how the Sun will eventually destroy all life on Earth (but not by exploding, so, you know, there’s that)
Here’s how the Sun will end all life on Earth
Our home star won't go supernova, but the end of its life will be no less spectacular.
www.sciencefocus.com
November 27, 2024 at 2:38 AM
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i'm listening but honestly im not learning shit it'm just here cause i have to be
November 27, 2024 at 1:49 AM