Etienne Le Pauvre
@etiennelepauvre.bsky.social
Old enough to remember life before the internet, not old enough to remember life before the existence of cable television.
Months late to any trending memes or pop culture references.
Months late to any trending memes or pop culture references.
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Inside Cecot (Cam Rip By Jason Paris) : Free Download, Borrow, and Streaming : Internet Archive
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December 23, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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This entire weekend
December 15, 2025 at 3:58 AM
This entire weekend
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i stand by this statement every year
December 12, 2025 at 1:27 AM
i stand by this statement every year
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I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
October 27, 2025 at 2:03 AM
I entirely forgot that I made this anti-ASMR video (Sound warning headphones users)
That’s enough “Lil Boo Thang” for the year, please and thank you.
a man with a mustache is standing in front of a door with the number 120 on it
ALT: a man with a mustache is standing in front of a door with the number 120 on it
media.tenor.com
October 26, 2025 at 1:33 AM
That’s enough “Lil Boo Thang” for the year, please and thank you.
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This is a working block list for new MAGA accounts that have signed up since the White House signed up bsky.app/profile/did:...
October 18, 2025 at 8:23 AM
This is a working block list for new MAGA accounts that have signed up since the White House signed up bsky.app/profile/did:...
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right wingers are going to be so performatively mad about this, they might be performatively madder about this than all the things they've ever been performatively mad about combined
Bad Bunny will perform at the next Super Bowl halftime show 🏈
September 29, 2025 at 1:59 AM
right wingers are going to be so performatively mad about this, they might be performatively madder about this than all the things they've ever been performatively mad about combined
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[husband exits bedroom in robe, frustrated and sweaty and shaking head]
“Can’t finish the drive. You’re in, Garoppolo.”
[Jimmy Garoppolo, smacking husband on ass and running in]
“Team on one!”
[together]
TEAM
[voiceover: At Progressive…]
“Can’t finish the drive. You’re in, Garoppolo.”
[Jimmy Garoppolo, smacking husband on ass and running in]
“Team on one!”
[together]
TEAM
[voiceover: At Progressive…]
September 28, 2025 at 3:28 PM
[husband exits bedroom in robe, frustrated and sweaty and shaking head]
“Can’t finish the drive. You’re in, Garoppolo.”
[Jimmy Garoppolo, smacking husband on ass and running in]
“Team on one!”
[together]
TEAM
[voiceover: At Progressive…]
“Can’t finish the drive. You’re in, Garoppolo.”
[Jimmy Garoppolo, smacking husband on ass and running in]
“Team on one!”
[together]
TEAM
[voiceover: At Progressive…]
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Hope you’re enjoying Labor Day
September 1, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Hope you’re enjoying Labor Day
Random ADHD thought of the day, from 3:15 this afternoon: in the fifth element, were the hallway robber and the priest’s pupil the same actor?
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August 19, 2025 at 3:59 AM
Random ADHD thought of the day, from 3:15 this afternoon: in the fifth element, were the hallway robber and the priest’s pupil the same actor?
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i can see this one is going to get a lot of use
July 20, 2025 at 10:46 AM
i can see this one is going to get a lot of use
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Happy pride month ya'll!
Enjoy, my pixel pride short short Bi Bi Bowser!
Enjoy, my pixel pride short short Bi Bi Bowser!
June 1, 2025 at 3:02 PM
Happy pride month ya'll!
Enjoy, my pixel pride short short Bi Bi Bowser!
Enjoy, my pixel pride short short Bi Bi Bowser!
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my head at all times
May 31, 2025 at 12:48 AM
my head at all times
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Is Bluesky dying or are people just outside
Let me write a 75 thread thesis on it
Let me write a 75 thread thesis on it
May 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Is Bluesky dying or are people just outside
Let me write a 75 thread thesis on it
Let me write a 75 thread thesis on it
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Don’t let hippos sniff mopeds
Or a deer chew your bike
Hide big wheels from gators
They know what they like
Geese love to rub rowboats
Ducks will tickle your van
Rabbits snuggle with tractors
Whenever they can
Squirrels smooch skateboards
If a door’s left ajar
And whatever you do
Or a deer chew your bike
Hide big wheels from gators
They know what they like
Geese love to rub rowboats
Ducks will tickle your van
Rabbits snuggle with tractors
Whenever they can
Squirrels smooch skateboards
If a door’s left ajar
And whatever you do
May 25, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Don’t let hippos sniff mopeds
Or a deer chew your bike
Hide big wheels from gators
They know what they like
Geese love to rub rowboats
Ducks will tickle your van
Rabbits snuggle with tractors
Whenever they can
Squirrels smooch skateboards
If a door’s left ajar
And whatever you do
Or a deer chew your bike
Hide big wheels from gators
They know what they like
Geese love to rub rowboats
Ducks will tickle your van
Rabbits snuggle with tractors
Whenever they can
Squirrels smooch skateboards
If a door’s left ajar
And whatever you do
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if there’s a Belichick sex tape just go ahead and core crack this bitch I’m done
a space ship is flying towards a planet
ALT: a space ship is flying towards a planet
media.tenor.com
May 12, 2025 at 11:23 PM
if there’s a Belichick sex tape just go ahead and core crack this bitch I’m done
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Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
March 24, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Jeffrey Goldberg thinking he was being pranked and then realizing he was actually just in the war plans group chat is such a good microcosm of how it feels to be alive right now, everything seems fake until you realize it’s actually real and incredibly stupid
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10 piece nugget meal…imagine how warm they are.
March 23, 2025 at 3:04 AM
10 piece nugget meal…imagine how warm they are.