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@ethanhunter.bsky.social
I wrote the movies "For Catherine" and "Suicide for Beginners" now on Amazon Prime, Roku channel, and Tubi. Co-host of Joy Bomb Trivia podcast. In a long-term abusive relationship with the Boston Red Sox. I really like my dogs and my cat. He/Him
“False start: everybody but the center” is pretty funny.
November 30, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Wrexham escaping with a 94th-minute equalizer:
a small brown dog behind a white fence with a blue tag on it
ALT: a small brown dog behind a white fence with a blue tag on it
media.tenor.com
November 29, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Trevory Story put up the 17th-best WAR of all shortstops in 2025. Not even in the top half of the league.

He had negative 7 Defensive Runs Saved.

Mercy.

Feel free to miss me with tales of his resurgent greatness.
November 29, 2025 at 4:50 PM
November 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
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I’m starting to get the sense that it was a bad idea to put a deeply insecure, sexual assaulting Fox News host with a drinking problem and a crusader tattoo who said he was into war crimes in charge of the military.
November 29, 2025 at 2:46 AM
I’ve seen a lot of people say 36% is the floor, but I think this motherfucker is about to break out the jackhammer and go way lower.
Gallup poll | 11/3-11/25

President Trump approval
Disapprove 60% (+6)
Approve 36% (-5)

news.gallup.com/poll/699221/...
November 28, 2025 at 5:52 PM
We gave Bean a haircut and can now make 3-4 more Beans.
November 27, 2025 at 9:35 PM
I always root against the Lions because I want Tim Allen to be sad.
November 27, 2025 at 6:16 PM
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Happy Thanksgiving. A few years ago I baked a pecan pie in a nut-based crust and the local squirrels just about lost their damn minds trying to get into the house.
November 27, 2025 at 5:35 PM
Full throttle, baby!!!
November 27, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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Starting to just get bored of the Lizza Nuzzi RFK jr stuff because although it’s salacious it’s mostly just annoying awful people thinking they’re more fascinating than they actually are
November 26, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Not sure what you’d have to pay me to read those blogs but I know the number would have three zeros. Four to read that awful lady’s book.
November 26, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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To me the most depressing thing about AI is how many people would want to live in the Matrix, not because of the fantasy world part, but they want to be an inert human pod battery
November 26, 2025 at 9:13 PM
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Slop Evader is a tool from artist and researcher Tega Brain that lets you search the web for results exclusively before November 30, 2022—the day that ChatGPT was released to the public.
'Slop Evader' Lets You Surf the Web Like It’s 2022
Artist Tega Brain is fighting the internet’s enshittification by turning back the clock to before ChatGPT existed.
www.404media.co
November 26, 2025 at 3:59 PM
Is this platform still massively against gremlins chewing wings off planes mid-flight or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 4:07 PM
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To be clear (since NPR isn't), the "joke" is premised on the fact that Trump is kidnapping people w/o due process and shipping them to offshore concentration slave camps in defiance of court orders, human rights accordances, the U.S. constitution, all tenets of common decency, and international law.
November 26, 2025 at 11:17 AM
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A lot of writers talk about their greatest fear being the empty page but to me that’s nothing compared to mummies
November 26, 2025 at 1:37 AM
100%
233. (skipped this one, oops) R2-D2 has the best scream of any character in all of fiction.
November 26, 2025 at 12:18 AM
Fruit should never be hot. Which is why key lime is so dang good. If it were hot, it would be bad, too. Are you guys like microwaving your key lime pies????

Also, graham cracker crust is sooooo much better than that butyraceous nonsense on the evil hot fruit things.
November 25, 2025 at 10:54 PM
I do think people should be able to enjoy whatever foods they want, no matter how wrong they are, but key lime is probably literally the only good pie.
November 25, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I’m a definitely or probably on aliens, but verrrry skeptical any will ever be able to get to us because the distance is so vast.

But we just created warp speed for real so anything is possible.

I think a message is more likely than a visit and even that is pretty super unlikely.
New polling on aliens
% of U.S. adult citizens who believe the following definitely or probably exist:
Aliens 56%
Bigfoot 28%
The Yeti 23%
The Loch Ness Monster 22%
Chupacabra 16%
today.yougov.com/health/artic...
November 25, 2025 at 10:28 PM
21 million for a 35 year old dude who put up a 4.28 ERA last year feels awfully Buehlerry. I hope I'm wrong.

But if this is our big pitching move of the year, boy I don't know
November 25, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Sonny Gray is also perfect. "Guys you'd absolutely love to have on your team in 2013" really is the modern Red Sox identity.
J.T. Realmuto is perfect for the Red Sox because he's expensive, older, and in decline. The kind of guy who can easily get hurt, have a surgery or two, miss like two full seasons, then come back unable to hit, catch, or run. Just an immaculate fit for this team's style.
November 25, 2025 at 4:38 PM
J.T. Realmuto is perfect for the Red Sox because he's expensive, older, and in decline. The kind of guy who can easily get hurt, have a surgery or two, miss like two full seasons, then come back unable to hit, catch, or run. Just an immaculate fit for this team's style.
November 25, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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I don't think we should classify the presidency as a profession anymore
November 25, 2025 at 1:26 AM