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@ethanhunter.bsky.social
I wrote the movies "For Catherine" and "Suicide for Beginners" now on Amazon Prime, Roku channel, and Tubi. Co-host of Joy Bomb Trivia podcast. In a long-term abusive relationship with the Boston Red Sox. I really like my dogs and my cat. He/Him
This is the most Sunday-ass Thursday I ever did see.
January 2, 2026 at 1:17 AM
This is the most Sunday-ass Thursday I ever did see.
Fun fact: BTS Stands for “Bind, Torture, Singkoreanstuff.”
January 1, 2026 at 8:39 PM
Fun fact: BTS Stands for “Bind, Torture, Singkoreanstuff.”
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[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
January 1, 2026 at 7:33 PM
[backstage at a concert] hey guys you mind signing this?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
[next day at car dealership] rascal flatts is your cosigner?
Literally how could anyone look at the 2026 rotation & say “That’s looks great to me!!”
Crochet is one of the top 4 or 5 arms in the world. Then what? Gray and Bello are solid 4 and 5 probably. Early is 11 years old and who knows? Sandoval has been dead for 2 years. Oviedo career ERA over 4. Mercy
Crochet is one of the top 4 or 5 arms in the world. Then what? Gray and Bello are solid 4 and 5 probably. Early is 11 years old and who knows? Sandoval has been dead for 2 years. Oviedo career ERA over 4. Mercy
Imai to the fucking Astros!? Fucks sake, Red Sox.
January 1, 2026 at 6:22 PM
Literally how could anyone look at the 2026 rotation & say “That’s looks great to me!!”
Crochet is one of the top 4 or 5 arms in the world. Then what? Gray and Bello are solid 4 and 5 probably. Early is 11 years old and who knows? Sandoval has been dead for 2 years. Oviedo career ERA over 4. Mercy
Crochet is one of the top 4 or 5 arms in the world. Then what? Gray and Bello are solid 4 and 5 probably. Early is 11 years old and who knows? Sandoval has been dead for 2 years. Oviedo career ERA over 4. Mercy
Imai to the fucking Astros!? Fucks sake, Red Sox.
January 1, 2026 at 5:28 PM
Imai to the fucking Astros!? Fucks sake, Red Sox.
That would certainly do.
January 1, 2026 at 5:24 PM
That would certainly do.
If nothing else, this should be a really fun sports year. We’ve got the Winter Olympics (curling!), The World Cup, and the World Baseball Classic this year.
January 1, 2026 at 2:41 PM
If nothing else, this should be a really fun sports year. We’ve got the Winter Olympics (curling!), The World Cup, and the World Baseball Classic this year.
Gonna run for president on the platform of an abolishing ice and fireworks.
January 1, 2026 at 2:19 PM
Gonna run for president on the platform of an abolishing ice and fireworks.
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🧪A few more hours to go…
January 1, 2026 at 12:06 AM
🧪A few more hours to go…
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million dollar idea: a president who doesn’t suck
May 20, 2025 at 1:27 AM
million dollar idea: a president who doesn’t suck
Wearing the greatest socks of all time today. A Christmas gift from my wife. IYKYK. #Taskmaster
December 31, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Wearing the greatest socks of all time today. A Christmas gift from my wife. IYKYK. #Taskmaster
I have no idea how many books I read this year. In the neighborhood of 20-25, probably? Maybe more. But, like, at least 10 of them were Star Trek books so...pretty high brow stuff.
NEW: How many books did you read this year? If it was more than 2, congrats: you read more than the median American.
Read on for way more @today.yougov.com polling from me on America's book-reading habits in 2025. 1/
Read on for way more @today.yougov.com polling from me on America's book-reading habits in 2025. 1/
December 31, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I have no idea how many books I read this year. In the neighborhood of 20-25, probably? Maybe more. But, like, at least 10 of them were Star Trek books so...pretty high brow stuff.
Basically everything Gondry ever did was bananas awesome, but "Come Into My World" fully melted my brain in the best way back in the day.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=63vq...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=63vq...
December 31, 2025 at 4:42 PM
Basically everything Gondry ever did was bananas awesome, but "Come Into My World" fully melted my brain in the best way back in the day.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=63vq...
www.youtube.com/watch?v=63vq...
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Earl Lamont Smith was convicted of stealing thousands of government computers and selling them for profit. He pleaded guilty and waived his right to a trial. Trump pardoned him on May 28, 2025.
WASHINGTON (AP) — Trump administration says it's freezing child care funds to Minnesota after a series of fraud schemes in recent years.
December 31, 2025 at 3:36 AM
Earl Lamont Smith was convicted of stealing thousands of government computers and selling them for profit. He pleaded guilty and waived his right to a trial. Trump pardoned him on May 28, 2025.
Love love love love love love.
Open up this picture fully.
Then look at the surface of Mars.
Then look up to the top right.
Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.
Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.
That's Earth.
Then look at the surface of Mars.
Then look up to the top right.
Spot Mars' moon Phobos high in the sky.
Then notice the bright spot beside Phobos.
That's Earth.
December 31, 2025 at 1:18 AM
Love love love love love love.
Some lady quote tweeted me with “Men will literally do all of this instead of therapy” - wildly original stuff - because I - a Red Sox fan - listed some of my thoughts about the Red Sox.
Like, talking about sports is at least half the fun of sports, lady. Very silly stuff.
Like, talking about sports is at least half the fun of sports, lady. Very silly stuff.
What’s the funniest reason someone got mad at you on Bluesky this year?
December 30, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Some lady quote tweeted me with “Men will literally do all of this instead of therapy” - wildly original stuff - because I - a Red Sox fan - listed some of my thoughts about the Red Sox.
Like, talking about sports is at least half the fun of sports, lady. Very silly stuff.
Like, talking about sports is at least half the fun of sports, lady. Very silly stuff.
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It's nasal!
Australian researchers have made a trial COVID vaccine that stops COVID infection and transmission, rather than just reduce the damage done by an infection:
https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/immunology/articles/10.3389/fimmu.2025.1654126/full
This could be life-changing for many - including me.
https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/immunology/articles/10.3389/fimmu.2025.1654126/full
This could be life-changing for many - including me.
December 30, 2025 at 3:04 PM
It's nasal!
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British police officer working the Joker case: (aghast) He’s havin a laugh at us
December 30, 2025 at 2:16 PM
British police officer working the Joker case: (aghast) He’s havin a laugh at us
Thought I just saw a young Oscar Isaac on an old tv show but it turns out it’s just a guy who looks almost nothing like him.
December 30, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Thought I just saw a young Oscar Isaac on an old tv show but it turns out it’s just a guy who looks almost nothing like him.
If Kieffer Moore is out for multiple games, Wrexham is suddenly in a very bad way.
December 29, 2025 at 8:56 PM
If Kieffer Moore is out for multiple games, Wrexham is suddenly in a very bad way.
Apparently Tatsuya Imai's market is kind of nonexistent with less than a week to go? That is wild. Is there underlying stuff I don't know?
I've been hard on the Red Sox offseason mostly because it's been garbage, but grab him and Marte while offloading Duran and it'd be pretty close to an A i think
I've been hard on the Red Sox offseason mostly because it's been garbage, but grab him and Marte while offloading Duran and it'd be pretty close to an A i think
December 29, 2025 at 7:15 PM
Apparently Tatsuya Imai's market is kind of nonexistent with less than a week to go? That is wild. Is there underlying stuff I don't know?
I've been hard on the Red Sox offseason mostly because it's been garbage, but grab him and Marte while offloading Duran and it'd be pretty close to an A i think
I've been hard on the Red Sox offseason mostly because it's been garbage, but grab him and Marte while offloading Duran and it'd be pretty close to an A i think
Opening my email for the first time since Christmas break like I'm Scooby Doo walking into Dracula's castle or something.
a cartoon of scooby doo running in a circle with smoke coming out of them
ALT: a cartoon of scooby doo running in a circle with smoke coming out of them
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Opening my email for the first time since Christmas break like I'm Scooby Doo walking into Dracula's castle or something.
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
December 28, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Post a perfect album from the 90s that isn’t Nirvana, Pearl Jam, Soundgarden, or Alice In Chains
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All of the money that changed hands in the Teapot Dome scandal totaled less than $10 million after adjusting for inflation, and it was considered so corrupt we still teach it in high school government classes a century later.
Corruption so pungent, it wafts right off the page:
Lobbyists who do pardon deals “say their going rate is $1 million. Pardon-seekers have offered some lobbyists close to the president success fees of as much as $6 million if they can close the deal.”
Gift link www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Lobbyists who do pardon deals “say their going rate is $1 million. Pardon-seekers have offered some lobbyists close to the president success fees of as much as $6 million if they can close the deal.”
Gift link www.wsj.com/politics/pol...
Inside the New Fast Track to a Presidential Pardon
Even some of the president’s closest advisers have been surprised by a number of the recent series of pardons.
www.wsj.com
December 27, 2025 at 9:24 PM
All of the money that changed hands in the Teapot Dome scandal totaled less than $10 million after adjusting for inflation, and it was considered so corrupt we still teach it in high school government classes a century later.