auria
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they/them. FFXIV: Tetemmi Temmi @ Sarg, Ysera Ymir @ Coeurl. sometimes replies, sometimes reposts, mostly lurks. find me @ etanselian on other platforms because I keep not getting to places in time to snag etansel
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walked past a meeting of the minds (two weiner dogs in coats sniffing each other)
December 19, 2025 at 1:38 PM
walked past a meeting of the minds (two weiner dogs in coats sniffing each other)
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Tomorrow when SE finds this
freak of nature, they will despawn his model
from Coerthas & replace him with a Lv50 Steinbock.....
freak of nature, they will despawn his model
from Coerthas & replace him with a Lv50 Steinbock.....
December 17, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Tomorrow when SE finds this
freak of nature, they will despawn his model
from Coerthas & replace him with a Lv50 Steinbock.....
freak of nature, they will despawn his model
from Coerthas & replace him with a Lv50 Steinbock.....
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But tonight Lv1 is alive and in the west
highlands with his herd. It is a perfect
winter evening: the moon rising over
the ice fields, the snow in the wind.
And as he stares into the skybox, there
is 1/50th as much health as usual.
highlands with his herd. It is a perfect
winter evening: the moon rising over
the ice fields, the snow in the wind.
And as he stares into the skybox, there
is 1/50th as much health as usual.
December 17, 2025 at 4:08 AM
But tonight Lv1 is alive and in the west
highlands with his herd. It is a perfect
winter evening: the moon rising over
the ice fields, the snow in the wind.
And as he stares into the skybox, there
is 1/50th as much health as usual.
highlands with his herd. It is a perfect
winter evening: the moon rising over
the ice fields, the snow in the wind.
And as he stares into the skybox, there
is 1/50th as much health as usual.
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funny stuff going on at twitter dot com
November 21, 2025 at 7:00 PM
funny stuff going on at twitter dot com
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I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
December 13, 2025 at 9:40 PM
I would like to bring over my theory for solving America’s deadly roads. I call it the “Gay Truck Rule” and it would save thousands of lives every year.
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The only Sora that Disney should be investing in
December 11, 2025 at 6:50 PM
The only Sora that Disney should be investing in
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You just had to be there in 2006 when the 1000 Heartless battle happened ok
December 7, 2025 at 12:24 AM
You just had to be there in 2006 when the 1000 Heartless battle happened ok
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i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
November 20, 2025 at 2:25 AM
i think if you want to have those disgusting LED headlights on your car, you should have to do a test where they blast you point blank with your own headlights and then you have 15 seconds to successfully complete some sort of vision-based task, and if you can't do it they push your car off a cliff
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youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.
November 15, 2025 at 5:41 PM
youre asking chatgpt. im asking my discord full of autistic people that i keep in my back pocket. we are not the same.
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A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
November 5, 2025 at 5:45 AM
A 34-year-old as a politician: My god he's like a baby. It's like they just elected an infant to be their mayor.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
A 34-year-old as an athlete: You have to admire the bravery of him attempting that dunk, knowing full well the grim reaper is right behind him.
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"That lone anonymous sportswriter who didn't vote for Ichirō's Hall of Fame induction"
x.com/dailyportalz...
x.com/dailyportalz...
November 2, 2025 at 4:20 PM
"That lone anonymous sportswriter who didn't vote for Ichirō's Hall of Fame induction"
x.com/dailyportalz...
x.com/dailyportalz...
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I feel like a Mariners fan right now.
November 2, 2025 at 5:09 AM
I feel like a Mariners fan right now.
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wait wait I can make this stat stupider:
there have only been 2 World Series games this long. They were both game 3, both dodgers, both at home, both won by a walk off home run from a white guy whose name is an alliteration
there have only been 2 World Series games this long. They were both game 3, both dodgers, both at home, both won by a walk off home run from a white guy whose name is an alliteration
dodgers 2-0 in 18 inning games in game 3 of the World Series on their home turf
October 28, 2025 at 6:57 AM
wait wait I can make this stat stupider:
there have only been 2 World Series games this long. They were both game 3, both dodgers, both at home, both won by a walk off home run from a white guy whose name is an alliteration
there have only been 2 World Series games this long. They were both game 3, both dodgers, both at home, both won by a walk off home run from a white guy whose name is an alliteration
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Someone in the Mariners clubhouse let out a loud scream in frustration
October 21, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Someone in the Mariners clubhouse let out a loud scream in frustration
lrp perhaps I should take some time to let my emotions settle but fuck it, I'm blowing up the blue jays bus instantly
October 21, 2025 at 4:51 AM
lrp perhaps I should take some time to let my emotions settle but fuck it, I'm blowing up the blue jays bus instantly
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say you get a death note and decide to use it for good. lets assume you are able to do that just fine, taking out evil guys, moving the world towards peace, defeating poverty etc etc thats not what i care about. what i wanna know is how long til you write "sports team i hate bus blows up"
October 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
say you get a death note and decide to use it for good. lets assume you are able to do that just fine, taking out evil guys, moving the world towards peace, defeating poverty etc etc thats not what i care about. what i wanna know is how long til you write "sports team i hate bus blows up"
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Did some sketches of some Mariners and Jays guys during the game yesterday
October 16, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Did some sketches of some Mariners and Jays guys during the game yesterday
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all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
October 6, 2025 at 7:36 PM
all discourse aside, there is one machine with consciousness. it's printers. they are alive and conscious and they hate you and they'd take your arm clean off if you let them. never trust a printer.
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if you are in Seattle and you drive by my house prepare for the fright of your life
October 5, 2025 at 7:18 PM
if you are in Seattle and you drive by my house prepare for the fright of your life
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this is the guy with 56 home runs by the way
September 17, 2025 at 3:06 AM
this is the guy with 56 home runs by the way
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