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splinterhamato.bsky.social
rat dad
@splinterhamato.bsky.social
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hey im rat dad I love cosplay & animating/editing but I mostly tweet anime bullshit. Asuka amv guy. Masters degree in Sephiroth (not joking). Leftist.
Largely transformers & ffxiv. Also jayvik
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rat dad @splinterhamato.bsky.social · Nov 14
drove to the theater to see end of evangelion and forgot what my car looks like until I got there
A photo of me standing next to my car on the day I went to see End of Evangelion in theaters with my wife, 3/20/24. Notably, my car’s license plate reads “ASUKAS” and is surrounded by numerous Asuka, evangelion & unit 02 bumper stickers. My license plate has the nasa logo on it and says “Langley Research Center”, Asuka’s middle name. My car is the noble 2013 Toyota Prius V, the car of kings, and emblazoned upon its rear bumper is my embarrassing collection of bumper stickers. From left to right, they are the TMNT logo, the sheikah slate eye from Zelda, a pink chocobo from final fantasy, the decepticon insignia from transformers, kanan jarrus’s personal logo from Star Wars rebels, a silhouette of homura from Madoka Magica in her grief seed, and the words “plus ultra” from my hero academia. I need to replace that last one with something more contemporary like trigun or devil may cry but I haven’t gotten around to it. I myself am standing to the left of my car, wearing an asuka t-shirt, my customary hiking pants, and my ever-present pink boat shoes. I am also sporting my transformers ski jacket, which is a boy’s children’s extra extra large. I am covering my face in humiliation at the crushing realization that I am a parody of myself.
splinterhamato.bsky.social
is this why people keep thinking I’m a middle aged man
bonejob.bsky.social Beavis, Etc. @bonejob.bsky.social · 6h
60+ year old parents fucking love using Pandora
December 27, 2025 at 5:13 AM
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aetherflow.bsky.social
Hang 10 in M10 🤙
#ffxiv
Two of the Arcadion fighters standing next to each other with crossed arms and smirks. The text "Blowjob Brothers" identifies them as a duo.
December 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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trungles.com
Aren’t YouTubers middle aged now or did they make new ones
December 26, 2025 at 11:43 PM
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shadowswithal.bsky.social
yours was always a vain struggle
December 26, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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chocodile.net
Please enjoy this photo of the Horace and Jasper bodypillows my aunt crafted for me when I was 5 years old and brain-meltingly obsessed with 101 Dalmatians.
Handmade pillows of the two henchmen from the 101 Dalmatians movie, crafted by an older family member to satisfy a deranged child who had memorized the entire 101 Dalmatians kid's book before she could even read. (I wanted plush toys of the villains to menace my cute plush toy puppies and those just didn't exist, for some mysterious reason...)
December 26, 2025 at 3:01 PM
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nouverx.bsky.social
#TrigunStampede
She's delightful your honour
February 27, 2025 at 9:32 AM
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kim-hu.com
it’s time
Hand grabbing a scared cat, the text says: Hand: my overwhelming physical and social exhaustion Cat: My soul crushing desire to produce blorbo content
December 26, 2025 at 9:35 PM
splinterhamato.bsky.social
the deed is done
splinterhamato.bsky.social rat dad @splinterhamato.bsky.social · 10d
Tomorrow when SE finds this
freak of nature, they will despawn his model
from Coerthas & replace him with a Lv50 Steinbock.....
December 27, 2025 at 1:04 AM
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ciphox.bsky.social
gaming
colored digital sketch (front and back view) of a young urianger in a studium uniform (made up of parts of the scholasticate gear and the forum robes)
December 26, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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shiej007.bsky.social
Asuka
#エヴァンゲリオン #evangelion
December 26, 2025 at 1:01 PM
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404boros.bsky.social
#megastar
September 10, 2024 at 8:29 PM
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fenrishion.bsky.social
remember we once lived
December 26, 2025 at 3:29 PM
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elfexegete.bsky.social
Ironically I think Quin’a could have a doctorate in Build Robot, but he would shake the university president’s degree with the wrong hand and walk off stage the wrong way when receiving it
December 26, 2025 at 5:43 PM
splinterhamato.bsky.social
LRT it’s always yuri
December 26, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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suminmii.bsky.social
GDT’s #frankenstein but make it yuri
Illustration of Elizabeth in her white wedding dress and genderbent Creature from Guillermo del toro’s Frankenstein, gazing into each other’s eyes. They are standing in a dimly lit room.
December 26, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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slimyswampghost.bsky.social
james cameron every few years
December 26, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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kren.bsky.social
I've been thinking about this sign for 6 months. a phrase I'll treasure forever. a metaphor with boundless potential
BEST HAM in the airport sign @ BCN
December 26, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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alabasterffxiv.bsky.social
26th to the 30th of december are not real days
December 26, 2025 at 4:39 PM
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zenospenos.bsky.social
👊😔🧝‍♂️
rodentfather Yesterday at 10:01 PM I am looking so respectfully cianon Yesterday at 10:01 PM he does not deserve respect
December 26, 2025 at 8:15 AM
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aetherochemist.bsky.social
Happy Starlight 🌟

#FFXIV #FFXIVArt #AerArt #Allag
Art depicting a red Allagan node from FFXIV donning a festive Starlight hat.
December 26, 2025 at 12:19 AM
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bberrybuns.bsky.social
A sinless creature came into this world, later to be crucified before our very eyes. Such is the tragic spirit of Christmas.
December 25, 2025 at 1:21 PM
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elpisblossoms.bsky.social
our savior lv1 .
A slender deer-like creature with blue fur on its back and cream colored fur on its underside with the name: "Lv 1" stands behind a sleeping child with pale skin, in green pajamas with black horns, facial scales and a tail sleeps peacefully in bed. The creature is blocking bullets, missiles grenades and knives from harming the child. Over top of the weapons is white comic sans text on a black background that says "7.4 spoilers".
December 20, 2025 at 6:03 PM
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punnybuni.bsky.social
I think they're neat
December 18, 2025 at 8:53 AM
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genteelbutler.bsky.social
And thus is gone #ffxiv
An unknown deer starts her journey in a thick blizzard. She may be gone, but she lives in our memories.
December 25, 2025 at 1:45 PM