I personally would love to talk about the giant sky whale

Yeah me and Gaius were both on the “ridding the world of chemical weapons” beat (he says hi btw) but in the end Zenos is the one who actually. Did that.

I LOVE THEM SOOOO MUCH

HEAVENSWARD’S PACING IS SO FUCKING WHACK the A plot stuff is So Good and all the B and C plot stuff is like ??????

the thing about wokeness in genre fiction is that it desires a world that is aware and willing to interrogate oppression, not a world that is cured of it

you’re just like me fr

BONESAW’S WIDDLE FACEEEE HE LOOKS SO WET AND PATHETIC OUGHHH HELP HIM!!!!!!!

get fucked, homophobic dad

RIGHT I WAS LISTENING TO HER SAY IT OUT LOUD LIKE “UH…. UH
?!?!?!?!? Oh I get it”

gender serious gender delirious
go into the woods call that gender mysterious
gender various gender hilarious
dawn of the age of the gender aquarius

She started listing P.E.T.S. like “veterinarians take care of our sick hermit crabs… and snakes… and maybe rats… and….. cats…………………. andsometimesdogs” and I was. So fascinated by her chosen animals, order of presentation, and delivery

i think there is power is taking something that matters or is personal to a shitty person and using it to make them cringe as hard as physically possible

use this simple pneumonic to help you remember!

He’s no-contact with his creator rn and doesn’t want to talk about it

I don’t think he would want to. But it would be very funny if he used it anyway just to piss victor off

“That’s your personal read and the creature wouldn’t want to identify with that name anyway” I know but have you considered that I love weird fucked up gay dads and rage-filled gender nightmare children?? So like. I think the creature would have the right to use that name if he wanted to