Asahi's Corrections Officer
@smuggestsage.bsky.social
my name nep. dumb idiot chained by the neck to stb post patch. playing a weird lizard tribunus from the XIIth. I think Asahi is neat.
Mayor of Brutustown🫶
21+||minors DNI pls ty! 🔞
https://vgen.co/asahi
my art: #nepart
all izumi art: #izumitolamulius
Mayor of Brutustown🫶
21+||minors DNI pls ty! 🔞
https://vgen.co/asahi
my art: #nepart
all izumi art: #izumitolamulius
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
Starting Takopi's Original Sin w a friend is this gonna wreck me
February 9, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Starting Takopi's Original Sin w a friend is this gonna wreck me
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May 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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The point of the AI project is to provoke despair in creative people. They haven’t produced profits or anything anyone wants, just a steady stream of articles about how us artistic types can’t do the thing we’re already doing, making art. Jokes on them, we’re even better at despair than they are.
February 8, 2026 at 6:24 PM
The point of the AI project is to provoke despair in creative people. They haven’t produced profits or anything anyone wants, just a steady stream of articles about how us artistic types can’t do the thing we’re already doing, making art. Jokes on them, we’re even better at despair than they are.
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Reminder that children, elders and immunocompromised folks etc implicated by their bringing this plague to DC certainly don’t have a fucking choice about this at all.
February 8, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Reminder that children, elders and immunocompromised folks etc implicated by their bringing this plague to DC certainly don’t have a fucking choice about this at all.
chat this was my partner's wordle today, should i leave him
February 8, 2026 at 7:01 AM
chat this was my partner's wordle today, should i leave him
achia drip in progres...
February 8, 2026 at 5:44 AM
achia drip in progres...
someone good at mods help me with yab devkit pls....how do i only get the squish to apply to one side.... i tried editing it manually but blender crashes the second i hit ctrl-c.................
February 8, 2026 at 3:03 AM
someone good at mods help me with yab devkit pls....how do i only get the squish to apply to one side.... i tried editing it manually but blender crashes the second i hit ctrl-c.................
ok the 3 polygon legs were pissing me tf off again
XMA: www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/155558
HS: heliosphere.app/mod/hbrk157e...
#nepmods #yamasc
XMA: www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/155558
HS: heliosphere.app/mod/hbrk157e...
#nepmods #yamasc
February 8, 2026 at 1:04 AM
ok the 3 polygon legs were pissing me tf off again
XMA: www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/155558
HS: heliosphere.app/mod/hbrk157e...
#nepmods #yamasc
XMA: www.xivmodarchive.com/modid/155558
HS: heliosphere.app/mod/hbrk157e...
#nepmods #yamasc
i was gonna put this on yamasc but...i feel like w the true zero chest slider mod its already kinda. where id want it? i think upscaling would rlly just be for some more ass clearance
February 7, 2026 at 8:43 PM
i was gonna put this on yamasc but...i feel like w the true zero chest slider mod its already kinda. where id want it? i think upscaling would rlly just be for some more ass clearance
"Do you know how to write an email"
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
“Is there a test around this functionality? Did you write one?”
“Is there a test around this functionality? Did you write one?”
Without naming your job, tell me something you say over and over again at work.
"At what point do we stop admiring the problem and actually do something about it?"
"At what point do we stop admiring the problem and actually do something about it?"
February 7, 2026 at 7:19 PM
"Do you know how to write an email"
Taken more volunteering hours recently to where it's around equal to the amount I work per week, so my new favorite joke has been whether I have work or woke that day
February 6, 2026 at 1:54 PM
Taken more volunteering hours recently to where it's around equal to the amount I work per week, so my new favorite joke has been whether I have work or woke that day
Saw this chart on Twitter so I made my own and I don't have friends anymore
February 6, 2026 at 11:16 AM
Saw this chart on Twitter so I made my own and I don't have friends anymore
It would be cool to cosplay Asahi for fanfest while I am exactly his age but I know id be really self conscious even in a binder so that is a post surgery dream...
February 6, 2026 at 10:33 AM
It would be cool to cosplay Asahi for fanfest while I am exactly his age but I know id be really self conscious even in a binder so that is a post surgery dream...
zines are passion projects and counter culture and for profit 'zines' are corporate Pride to me
February 6, 2026 at 9:40 AM
zines are passion projects and counter culture and for profit 'zines' are corporate Pride to me
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If your “zine” has a massive document full of rules and guidelines and a long list of real marketing and finance positions working on it, its not a zine. Its a job. You are hiring for a book project.
February 5, 2026 at 9:07 PM
If your “zine” has a massive document full of rules and guidelines and a long list of real marketing and finance positions working on it, its not a zine. Its a job. You are hiring for a book project.
i manifested this
February 6, 2026 at 9:27 AM
i manifested this
I don't think any experience will ever be as humbling as being in a mental health recovery center where everyone else was there for substance abuse and their first bonding experience was cry laughing over me not being able to pronounce fentanyl
February 6, 2026 at 9:08 AM
I don't think any experience will ever be as humbling as being in a mental health recovery center where everyone else was there for substance abuse and their first bonding experience was cry laughing over me not being able to pronounce fentanyl
im going to do things to asahi's root chakra
February 6, 2026 at 7:47 AM
im going to do things to asahi's root chakra
im dark woke in ways you cannot comprehend
February 6, 2026 at 5:21 AM
im dark woke in ways you cannot comprehend
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January 19, 2026 at 6:23 PM
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Need Amtrak on bsky immediately
February 5, 2026 at 6:50 PM
Need Amtrak on bsky immediately