Asahi's Corrections Officer
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my name nep. dumb idiot chained by the neck to stb post patch. playing a weird lizard tribunus from the XIIth. I think Asahi is neat.
Mayor of Brutustown🫶
21+||minors DNI pls ty! 🔞
https://vgen.co/asahi
my art: #nepart
all izumi art: #izumitolamulius
Mayor of Brutustown🫶
21+||minors DNI pls ty! 🔞
https://vgen.co/asahi
my art: #nepart
all izumi art: #izumitolamulius
A year ago today and yet
February 10, 2026 at 5:27 AM
A year ago today and yet
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Guys they’re so cute
February 10, 2026 at 4:08 AM
Guys they’re so cute
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gongxi gongxi
February 10, 2026 at 2:28 AM
gongxi gongxi
gaius as in gaius van baelsar as in baelsar's wall van baelsar gaius my man i do not think you are allowed in gridania
February 10, 2026 at 3:06 AM
gaius as in gaius van baelsar as in baelsar's wall van baelsar gaius my man i do not think you are allowed in gridania
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I saw potential.
February 10, 2026 at 2:38 AM
I saw potential.
Real talk it is so hard to be funny and creative in the face of the fucking horrors
February 9, 2026 at 11:52 PM
Real talk it is so hard to be funny and creative in the face of the fucking horrors
I would like this country to become slightly less horrible again so I can be the Asahi breastmilk guy again
February 9, 2026 at 11:50 PM
I would like this country to become slightly less horrible again so I can be the Asahi breastmilk guy again
I don't like to get into any details about people but I will make a singular exception and say that tomorrow I will be accompanying an otherwise unaccompanied 3yo to an immigration hearing for their individual removal proceedings
February 9, 2026 at 11:19 PM
I don't like to get into any details about people but I will make a singular exception and say that tomorrow I will be accompanying an otherwise unaccompanied 3yo to an immigration hearing for their individual removal proceedings
looks at you like this
February 9, 2026 at 8:12 PM
looks at you like this
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to echo other peoples sentiments: take a breather and wait a little while to see what happens. then when you're ready, make a plan, preferably with your friends and community. you will be okay lol
February 9, 2026 at 7:55 PM
to echo other peoples sentiments: take a breather and wait a little while to see what happens. then when you're ready, make a plan, preferably with your friends and community. you will be okay lol
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It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Discord will require a face scan or ID for full access next month
Age verification for all.
buff.ly
February 9, 2026 at 4:57 PM
It could be really bad for Discord if Californians contact the office of the Attorney General to report the potential violations of CCPA and CALOPPA citing the recent breach from a few months back where 1.5tb of user data and millions of IDs were leaked, but who can say for sure?
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please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
February 9, 2026 at 6:44 PM
please give us more personal data please please please please c’mon you’re being so mean dude. we only got breached like three times. we’re NOT going to sell it man please please please plus its for like safety? so you’re the one who looks stupid right now come on pleaaaaaase just one data point bro
Stormblood if asahi was a lalafell would have been even funnier somehow
February 9, 2026 at 6:59 PM
Stormblood if asahi was a lalafell would have been even funnier somehow
that takopi wasnt lying. that sin was original.
February 9, 2026 at 8:53 AM
that takopi wasnt lying. that sin was original.
February 9, 2026 at 5:07 AM
JESUS CHRIST
February 9, 2026 at 4:21 AM
JESUS CHRIST
Starting Takopi's Original Sin w a friend is this gonna wreck me
February 9, 2026 at 4:06 AM
Starting Takopi's Original Sin w a friend is this gonna wreck me
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May 16, 2025 at 1:17 PM
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The point of the AI project is to provoke despair in creative people. They haven’t produced profits or anything anyone wants, just a steady stream of articles about how us artistic types can’t do the thing we’re already doing, making art. Jokes on them, we’re even better at despair than they are.
February 8, 2026 at 6:24 PM
The point of the AI project is to provoke despair in creative people. They haven’t produced profits or anything anyone wants, just a steady stream of articles about how us artistic types can’t do the thing we’re already doing, making art. Jokes on them, we’re even better at despair than they are.
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Reminder that children, elders and immunocompromised folks etc implicated by their bringing this plague to DC certainly don’t have a fucking choice about this at all.
February 8, 2026 at 4:26 AM
Reminder that children, elders and immunocompromised folks etc implicated by their bringing this plague to DC certainly don’t have a fucking choice about this at all.
hes actually humiliating
February 8, 2026 at 7:06 AM
hes actually humiliating