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one of my longstanding takes is that car manufacturers should be forced to install mandatory speed limiters in every new vehicle and people react to that like I'm advocating to strip them of their right to free speech
December 12, 2025 at 4:40 PM
one of my longstanding takes is that car manufacturers should be forced to install mandatory speed limiters in every new vehicle and people react to that like I'm advocating to strip them of their right to free speech
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they spent millions inventing the impossible burger, meanwhile if a restaurant has a "veggie burger" you know im getting that shit. oh your fake meat has beet juice so it looks like it bleeds? I want a burger that has like visible broccoli florets in it. kernels of yellow corn.
November 23, 2025 at 2:51 AM
they spent millions inventing the impossible burger, meanwhile if a restaurant has a "veggie burger" you know im getting that shit. oh your fake meat has beet juice so it looks like it bleeds? I want a burger that has like visible broccoli florets in it. kernels of yellow corn.
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My Captain told me the sea keeps eating his pressed hands so i asked how many sailors he has and he said he just goes to port and presses new sailors afterwards so i said it just sounds like he's drowning landsmen and now his bosun is flogging me
November 15, 2025 at 6:29 PM
My Captain told me the sea keeps eating his pressed hands so i asked how many sailors he has and he said he just goes to port and presses new sailors afterwards so i said it just sounds like he's drowning landsmen and now his bosun is flogging me
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this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.
November 5, 2025 at 1:13 AM
this is the most successful a CIA officer has been at toppling a government in years.
Great to hear @billhookunion.beanyear.com is keeping me safe from ghosts.
The Romans had an annual ghost exorcism holiday with certain laxative-related themes.
For just as beans cause the body to expel certain substances, they apparently do the same to unwanted household ghosts.
As seen in Cavendish’s “The Black Arts,” following Ovid.
For just as beans cause the body to expel certain substances, they apparently do the same to unwanted household ghosts.
As seen in Cavendish’s “The Black Arts,” following Ovid.
November 2, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Great to hear @billhookunion.beanyear.com is keeping me safe from ghosts.
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Now this is Content
September 26, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Bean-nana bread featuring carob powder from @billhookunion.beanyear.com. I swapped 40 grams of carob powder for flour in this smitten kitchen recipe and it’s so good smittenkitchen.com/2006/11/jack....
September 18, 2025 at 5:44 PM
Bean-nana bread featuring carob powder from @billhookunion.beanyear.com. I swapped 40 grams of carob powder for flour in this smitten kitchen recipe and it’s so good smittenkitchen.com/2006/11/jack....
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Master and Commander/TNG Intro
this was rendering all day while I was out lol
this was rendering all day while I was out lol
April 19, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Master and Commander/TNG Intro
this was rendering all day while I was out lol
this was rendering all day while I was out lol
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"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
December 19, 2024 at 9:25 PM
"Okay, get some snaps of that Mangione character, but you better not pull any bullshit where he looks like the subject in a 16th century painting called 'Christ taken at the Garden of Gethsemane'."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
"Okay, now don't be mad but..."
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No one ever talks about how an oubliette implies the existence of a larger, and far more terrifying, oobly.
October 17, 2024 at 10:14 AM
No one ever talks about how an oubliette implies the existence of a larger, and far more terrifying, oobly.
Not even top 10%, smh.
September 17, 2024 at 1:28 AM
Not even top 10%, smh.
I can’t believe they cropped Count Binface out of the picture
July 5, 2024 at 4:30 PM
I can’t believe they cropped Count Binface out of the picture
Such a tragedy to see an institution like DCist go down under incompetent leadership. DCist taught me and many others how to be a Washingtonian, and it’s absence leaves a huge hole in the local news scene.
Devastating news this morning with WAMU's decision to shut down DCist. Really important place for in-depth reporting and news about the city of D.C.
In fact WAMU seems to have already blocked people from accessing the DCist website! Ugh.
In fact WAMU seems to have already blocked people from accessing the DCist website! Ugh.
February 23, 2024 at 4:58 PM
Such a tragedy to see an institution like DCist go down under incompetent leadership. DCist taught me and many others how to be a Washingtonian, and it’s absence leaves a huge hole in the local news scene.
🎶 AND IF I’M FLYING SOLO, AT LEAST I’M FLYING FREE 🎶
December 2, 2023 at 3:44 AM
🎶 AND IF I’M FLYING SOLO, AT LEAST I’M FLYING FREE 🎶