🌲Engineeredengine🌳
@engineeredengine.bsky.social
he/him | I chose a display name that is too long
Screenshots, fool.
June 9, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Screenshots, fool.
One day someone is going to make a movie about this, and there's no way it'll be as funny as the real thing
June 5, 2025 at 8:10 PM
One day someone is going to make a movie about this, and there's no way it'll be as funny as the real thing
I think those are called Cybertrucks
March 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I think those are called Cybertrucks
Movie director Akbar: it's a wrap
gassy akbar: it’s a brap
horny akbar: it’s a strap
December 30, 2024 at 7:33 AM
Movie director Akbar: it's a wrap
For sale, baby shoes, only worn once. Baby can not be trusted with them.
December 1, 2024 at 6:00 PM
For sale, baby shoes, only worn once. Baby can not be trusted with them.
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Love it when my feed presents me with a mystery
November 24, 2024 at 9:04 PM
Love it when my feed presents me with a mystery
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Can you imagine telling a doctor about your depression and being told to go visit a clown?
Like where the fuck did you get your medical degree dude
Like where the fuck did you get your medical degree dude
July 2, 2023 at 11:26 AM
Can you imagine telling a doctor about your depression and being told to go visit a clown?
Like where the fuck did you get your medical degree dude
Like where the fuck did you get your medical degree dude
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Alright, I'll sweeten the deal for you: the nazis are actively sending you death threats
February 6, 2024 at 8:00 PM
Alright, I'll sweeten the deal for you: the nazis are actively sending you death threats
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I’m newly unemployed and need $300 to cover rent and it’s due this week. I really really need help here. PayPal is here: https://paypal.me/HulkieD and Venmo/CashApp are HulkieD.
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Go to paypal.me/HulkieD and type in the amount. Since it’s PayPal, it's easy and secure. Don’t have a PayPal account? No worries.
paypal.me
February 6, 2024 at 7:24 PM
I’m newly unemployed and need $300 to cover rent and it’s due this week. I really really need help here. PayPal is here: https://paypal.me/HulkieD and Venmo/CashApp are HulkieD.
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When it comes to modern social media you can only have management that never says anything or management that will never shut the fuck up, and anybody that thinks we can do better is a centrist coward
July 14, 2023 at 4:26 PM
When it comes to modern social media you can only have management that never says anything or management that will never shut the fuck up, and anybody that thinks we can do better is a centrist coward
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if you want to survive on here you have to establish yourself. you gotta look around, find the biggest, wokest account you can, walk right up to them and scold them for insufficient intersectionality
February 6, 2024 at 6:16 PM
if you want to survive on here you have to establish yourself. you gotta look around, find the biggest, wokest account you can, walk right up to them and scold them for insufficient intersectionality
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"Come here, big tits. Come here, big tits. Your tits belong to me."
- Rudy Giuliani, an excerpt
- Rudy Giuliani, an excerpt
August 2, 2023 at 8:20 PM
"Come here, big tits. Come here, big tits. Your tits belong to me."
- Rudy Giuliani, an excerpt
- Rudy Giuliani, an excerpt
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sometimes i don’t like posts i just scroll by and solemnly nod my head in agreement
July 19, 2023 at 1:42 PM
sometimes i don’t like posts i just scroll by and solemnly nod my head in agreement
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I have made decisions, and made mistakes.
those have caused harm to real people, including Black folks, including really great+knowledgeable Black folks who supported Bluesky.
I'm sorry. feel pretty bad about it. it sucks.
re/earning their trust, and everybody else's trust, will be hard.
those have caused harm to real people, including Black folks, including really great+knowledgeable Black folks who supported Bluesky.
I'm sorry. feel pretty bad about it. it sucks.
re/earning their trust, and everybody else's trust, will be hard.
July 15, 2023 at 10:20 PM
I have made decisions, and made mistakes.
those have caused harm to real people, including Black folks, including really great+knowledgeable Black folks who supported Bluesky.
I'm sorry. feel pretty bad about it. it sucks.
re/earning their trust, and everybody else's trust, will be hard.
those have caused harm to real people, including Black folks, including really great+knowledgeable Black folks who supported Bluesky.
I'm sorry. feel pretty bad about it. it sucks.
re/earning their trust, and everybody else's trust, will be hard.
I propose the opposite: Algebraic discourse notation
Much like in chess or physics, if you cannot express your hot take in the form of an unambiguous mathematical expression, you will simply be ignored
Much like in chess or physics, if you cannot express your hot take in the form of an unambiguous mathematical expression, you will simply be ignored
Lots of really dumb Discourse is driven by lack of mutual agreement on what a word means, like Gentrification, or Communism, or Hot Dog. What I am proposing is that we build a tower to the heavens, so high as to insult God, so that all language is destroyed and we can't agree on *any* words
July 15, 2023 at 8:10 PM
I propose the opposite: Algebraic discourse notation
Much like in chess or physics, if you cannot express your hot take in the form of an unambiguous mathematical expression, you will simply be ignored
Much like in chess or physics, if you cannot express your hot take in the form of an unambiguous mathematical expression, you will simply be ignored
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hey all! if you follow me on twitter, you know the drill. as more and more people join this platform, i think it would be valuable to gather some demographic info. please repost this if you are a total dipshit, and simply hit the like button if you're only kind of a dipshit. thanks!
July 15, 2023 at 4:49 PM
hey all! if you follow me on twitter, you know the drill. as more and more people join this platform, i think it would be valuable to gather some demographic info. please repost this if you are a total dipshit, and simply hit the like button if you're only kind of a dipshit. thanks!
When it comes to modern social media you can only have management that never says anything or management that will never shut the fuck up, and anybody that thinks we can do better is a centrist coward
July 14, 2023 at 4:26 PM
When it comes to modern social media you can only have management that never says anything or management that will never shut the fuck up, and anybody that thinks we can do better is a centrist coward
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I've been trying to get through 'House of Leaves' and boy is this book longer than it looked like it was going to be
July 4, 2023 at 9:06 PM
I've been trying to get through 'House of Leaves' and boy is this book longer than it looked like it was going to be
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This needs to be funded. Andy Ngo is suing an activist for $1,000,000. Yes that’s the actual number of zeroes. This is the piece of shit propagandist who inspired the man who shot me and my friends, and he will never stop harassing antifascists. Boost/donate
https://gofund.me/a4d32596
This needs to be funded. Andy Ngo is suing an activist for $1,000,000. Yes that’s the actual number of zeroes. This is the piece of shit propagandist who inspired the man who shot me and my friends, and he will never stop harassing antifascists. Boost/donate
https://gofund.me/a4d32596
Legal support, organized by Bee D
This will help fund a legal case against a single mom who is being sued for $1 million by Andy Ngo. This goal incl… Bee D needs your support for Legal support
gofund.me
July 7, 2023 at 9:27 AM
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This needs to be funded. Andy Ngo is suing an activist for $1,000,000. Yes that’s the actual number of zeroes. This is the piece of shit propagandist who inspired the man who shot me and my friends, and he will never stop harassing antifascists. Boost/donate
https://gofund.me/a4d32596
This needs to be funded. Andy Ngo is suing an activist for $1,000,000. Yes that’s the actual number of zeroes. This is the piece of shit propagandist who inspired the man who shot me and my friends, and he will never stop harassing antifascists. Boost/donate
https://gofund.me/a4d32596
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I like seeing the Gen X tech worker centrist freaks interact with Zoomers who developed a theory of intersectionality exclusively through regurgitated tumblr posts. That’s what makes this site rock.
July 7, 2023 at 8:10 PM
I like seeing the Gen X tech worker centrist freaks interact with Zoomers who developed a theory of intersectionality exclusively through regurgitated tumblr posts. That’s what makes this site rock.
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me on twitter vs me on bluesky
July 5, 2023 at 11:48 AM
me on twitter vs me on bluesky