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@conelyfans.bsky.social
Alt account for @dontgetkettled.bsky.social
I am not getting shot again for clout
For legal reasons everything I say is a joke
This is not a serious account
Thirst traps ahead
Stay sexy and don’t get kettled
I am not getting shot again for clout
For legal reasons everything I say is a joke
This is not a serious account
Thirst traps ahead
Stay sexy and don’t get kettled
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A family member of Quanice Hayes was killed by PPB today.
I have no words.
I have no words.
August 29, 2023 at 10:07 PM
A family member of Quanice Hayes was killed by PPB today.
I have no words.
I have no words.
I have a lanyard for my Juul because I believe in safety motherfucker. My life is valuable enough to warrant a seatbelt but my Juul isn’t?? You must be joking
August 23, 2023 at 3:22 PM
I have a lanyard for my Juul because I believe in safety motherfucker. My life is valuable enough to warrant a seatbelt but my Juul isn’t?? You must be joking
Having a “dropped my phone into a bowl of Captain Crunch” kinda morning howabout u
August 22, 2023 at 3:54 PM
Having a “dropped my phone into a bowl of Captain Crunch” kinda morning howabout u
Reskeet with a pic and your age
My siblings in Christ I have made it to 40
My siblings in Christ I have made it to 40
August 22, 2023 at 5:20 AM
Reskeet with a pic and your age
My siblings in Christ I have made it to 40
My siblings in Christ I have made it to 40
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Looking at my trauma and telling it to come back with a warrant
June 25, 2023 at 7:23 PM
Looking at my trauma and telling it to come back with a warrant
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Back on my bullshit (disassociating from reality)
Back on my bullshit (missing obvious social cues)
Back on my bullshit (debilitating depression)
June 27, 2023 at 9:08 AM
Back on my bullshit (disassociating from reality)
I’ve decided that a marionberry milkshake will solve my mental health issues
August 14, 2023 at 10:37 PM
I’ve decided that a marionberry milkshake will solve my mental health issues
You’ll pry the duplication glitch from my cold dead hands
July 23, 2023 at 6:46 AM
You’ll pry the duplication glitch from my cold dead hands
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Purposefully and strategically reskeeting my own poast multiple times in the same day.
July 22, 2023 at 8:23 PM
Purposefully and strategically reskeeting my own poast multiple times in the same day.
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“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.”
Cool well I would so maybe shut up
Cool well I would so maybe shut up
July 17, 2023 at 11:47 PM
“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.”
Cool well I would so maybe shut up
Cool well I would so maybe shut up
I did my own research and it says here you’re a Bitch
July 22, 2023 at 10:05 PM
I did my own research and it says here you’re a Bitch
If you’re someone who was following me on the bird site this is a reminder that my actual account here is now @dontgetkettled.bsky.social
This one is only for personal nonsense. And reskeeting occasional butt pics.
This one is only for personal nonsense. And reskeeting occasional butt pics.
July 17, 2023 at 11:51 PM
If you’re someone who was following me on the bird site this is a reminder that my actual account here is now @dontgetkettled.bsky.social
This one is only for personal nonsense. And reskeeting occasional butt pics.
This one is only for personal nonsense. And reskeeting occasional butt pics.
“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.”
Cool well I would so maybe shut up
Cool well I would so maybe shut up
July 17, 2023 at 11:47 PM
“I wouldn’t wish that on my worst enemy.”
Cool well I would so maybe shut up
Cool well I would so maybe shut up
Is there any fuckin good news anywhere right now
July 14, 2023 at 3:47 AM
Is there any fuckin good news anywhere right now
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Lawyer : Argues before SCOTUS
Clarence Thomas, holding up ipad :
Clarence Thomas, holding up ipad :
July 12, 2023 at 2:14 PM
Lawyer : Argues before SCOTUS
Clarence Thomas, holding up ipad :
Clarence Thomas, holding up ipad :
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You can just ban horribly antiblack accounts without all the hand-wringing about free speech, it's super fucking easy
July 13, 2023 at 7:45 AM
You can just ban horribly antiblack accounts without all the hand-wringing about free speech, it's super fucking easy
I promise to stop changing this username. I shall be conelyfans for life, and I pledge to deliver at least one traffic-safety related thirst trap 🫡
July 10, 2023 at 11:09 AM
I promise to stop changing this username. I shall be conelyfans for life, and I pledge to deliver at least one traffic-safety related thirst trap 🫡
“Apparently I have grown a resistance to the Magic Pills Which Make Me Sleep” I say as I get up to take a second Pill.
But wow! The first one is still sitting on my dresser, uneaten! Incredible move, I am humbled once again by my own clown bullshit
But wow! The first one is still sitting on my dresser, uneaten! Incredible move, I am humbled once again by my own clown bullshit
July 10, 2023 at 11:00 AM
“Apparently I have grown a resistance to the Magic Pills Which Make Me Sleep” I say as I get up to take a second Pill.
But wow! The first one is still sitting on my dresser, uneaten! Incredible move, I am humbled once again by my own clown bullshit
But wow! The first one is still sitting on my dresser, uneaten! Incredible move, I am humbled once again by my own clown bullshit