emote_control
@emote-control.bsky.social
The long, dark teatime of the soul.
ADHD
Indigenous
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Old weeb, TTRPGer
Big into They Might Be Giants
I support: 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦
I block Zionists on sight. You are degenerates who will be remembered as monsters.
Every conservative accusation is a confession.
ADHD
Indigenous
🇨🇦
Old weeb, TTRPGer
Big into They Might Be Giants
I support: 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🇵🇸🇺🇦
I block Zionists on sight. You are degenerates who will be remembered as monsters.
Every conservative accusation is a confession.
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If you're wondering what happened to Nate Silver, he was into the COVID lab leak theory and got negative feedback online, including from epidemiologists and virologists and (GASP!) posters, which added to his belief that The Woke are victimizing Nate Silver. It spiraled from there.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
December 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
If you're wondering what happened to Nate Silver, he was into the COVID lab leak theory and got negative feedback online, including from epidemiologists and virologists and (GASP!) posters, which added to his belief that The Woke are victimizing Nate Silver. It spiraled from there.
I'm not kidding.
I'm not kidding.
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Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
December 12, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Newly Unsealed Batch Of Epstein Estate Photos Contains Rare Holographic Dershowitz
So what I'm seeing regarding Kristi Noem is that the USA is such a failed shithole country that you can just sit there and blatantly lie to Congress and they won't do anything to punish you.
December 12, 2025 at 3:33 PM
So what I'm seeing regarding Kristi Noem is that the USA is such a failed shithole country that you can just sit there and blatantly lie to Congress and they won't do anything to punish you.
Whenever I hear someone talking about Rivian my brain always connects it to Sybian before I realize they're talking about a car. Neurons are funny things.
December 12, 2025 at 2:51 PM
Whenever I hear someone talking about Rivian my brain always connects it to Sybian before I realize they're talking about a car. Neurons are funny things.
In these dark times at least I can enjoy reading articles about how American businesses are suffering from a sharp decline in Canadian tourism.
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Exclusive: U.S. businesses are getting throttled by the drop in tourism from Canada: ‘I can count the number of Canadian visitors on one hand’ | Fortune
Canadians traditionally make up the largest group of international tourists to the U.S.
fortune.com
December 12, 2025 at 4:47 AM
In these dark times at least I can enjoy reading articles about how American businesses are suffering from a sharp decline in Canadian tourism.
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Hate to break it to you, champ, but that happened anyway. Your economy is crashing and air travel is going to absolute hell. And it's going to get worse because you're all too chicken-shit to stand up and do something about it. You deserve it for being such milquetoast rubes.
Yes, a much better outcome would have been to keep the government shut down indefinitely while planes fell out of the sky and the economy began to crash, that certainly is a simply scenario that it would be easy to manage
December 12, 2025 at 4:29 AM
Hate to break it to you, champ, but that happened anyway. Your economy is crashing and air travel is going to absolute hell. And it's going to get worse because you're all too chicken-shit to stand up and do something about it. You deserve it for being such milquetoast rubes.
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Canada's Ambassador to the US has quit
December 11, 2025 at 2:22 PM
Canada's Ambassador to the US has quit
If someone leaked the entire body of Epstein evidence unredacted tomorrow morning, what makes you think that this time, finally, there would be consequences? They'd just pretend it never happened, pardon everyone involved, and laugh at you.
December 11, 2025 at 4:24 AM
If someone leaked the entire body of Epstein evidence unredacted tomorrow morning, what makes you think that this time, finally, there would be consequences? They'd just pretend it never happened, pardon everyone involved, and laugh at you.
Some of y'all have never read The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran and it shows.
December 10, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Some of y'all have never read The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran and it shows.
If the Americans ever pull themselves out of this whole fascism pit, the rest of us have to make sure they know that we're never going to forget that they showed us who they are.
December 10, 2025 at 8:26 PM
If the Americans ever pull themselves out of this whole fascism pit, the rest of us have to make sure they know that we're never going to forget that they showed us who they are.
How do these morons expect someone to gather and provide 6 months worth of their social media history? Search doesn't even work properly anymore.
It's just unquestionably the dumbest country, run by the dumbest people on the planet, populated by the weakest, most domesticated little pets.
It's just unquestionably the dumbest country, run by the dumbest people on the planet, populated by the weakest, most domesticated little pets.
U.S. Plans to Scrutinize Foreign Tourists’ Social Media History
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 2:29 PM
How do these morons expect someone to gather and provide 6 months worth of their social media history? Search doesn't even work properly anymore.
It's just unquestionably the dumbest country, run by the dumbest people on the planet, populated by the weakest, most domesticated little pets.
It's just unquestionably the dumbest country, run by the dumbest people on the planet, populated by the weakest, most domesticated little pets.
I'll shut up about American politics as soon as they stop letting it leak out of their shithole country.
Almost daily someone wants to tell me that I should mind my own business and stay out of US "politics". So almost daily I have to remind them that Trumpism affects global economics, environment and peace. I'll do what every concerned global citizen should do. I'll express my opinion. Loudly.
December 10, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I'll shut up about American politics as soon as they stop letting it leak out of their shithole country.
Okay, watching more Star Trek TNG and got to the episode where Ryker is accused of murder by the authorities of a planet where you're guilty until proven innocent. Now, I could make a whole 40-post thread about how ridiculous an idea that is. But I won't. Instead, let's talk about the investigation.
December 10, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Okay, watching more Star Trek TNG and got to the episode where Ryker is accused of murder by the authorities of a planet where you're guilty until proven innocent. Now, I could make a whole 40-post thread about how ridiculous an idea that is. But I won't. Instead, let's talk about the investigation.
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Okay but why does Kash Patel look like that
December 5, 2025 at 3:07 PM
Okay but why does Kash Patel look like that
I see all these Americans saying "what happened to our country?" like it hasn't been a criminal rogue state for its entire existence.
Here's some lyrics from a Tom Lehrer song from 1965 talking about the US sending their soldiers around the world to force regime change to US-friendly dictators.
Here's some lyrics from a Tom Lehrer song from 1965 talking about the US sending their soldiers around the world to force regime change to US-friendly dictators.
December 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I see all these Americans saying "what happened to our country?" like it hasn't been a criminal rogue state for its entire existence.
Here's some lyrics from a Tom Lehrer song from 1965 talking about the US sending their soldiers around the world to force regime change to US-friendly dictators.
Here's some lyrics from a Tom Lehrer song from 1965 talking about the US sending their soldiers around the world to force regime change to US-friendly dictators.
Still waiting on that Death Note. I promise I will make it worthwhile.
December 4, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Still waiting on that Death Note. I promise I will make it worthwhile.
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pvp sucks shit and catering to the demographic has ruined videogames
December 2, 2025 at 11:05 PM
pvp sucks shit and catering to the demographic has ruined videogames
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The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
December 2, 2025 at 3:08 PM
The real question is not "Why is Bluesky so left-coded," the real question is "Why can't the right exist in a social media environment without algorithmic assistance, where people can ignore them"
Tried watching Pluribus. It just made me anxious. I was already anxious because of (gestures broadly) all this, so I'm not sure why I would want to watch something that exacerbates that.
November 30, 2025 at 1:50 PM
Tried watching Pluribus. It just made me anxious. I was already anxious because of (gestures broadly) all this, so I'm not sure why I would want to watch something that exacerbates that.
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And to be clear, this isn’t a “I told you so” post, it’s a “I told you so and now we’re in a BIG fucking mess so when I say something like ‘we need to implement a maximum wage tied to the minimum wage to deal with wealth inequality’ I’m gonna need you to sit down and shut the fuck up” post
November 29, 2025 at 6:45 AM
And to be clear, this isn’t a “I told you so” post, it’s a “I told you so and now we’re in a BIG fucking mess so when I say something like ‘we need to implement a maximum wage tied to the minimum wage to deal with wealth inequality’ I’m gonna need you to sit down and shut the fuck up” post
Hold on wait a second.
In the Disney Robin Hood, prince John is a lion. Why doesn't he have a mane? Were they trying to make him effeminate in some weird homophobic 1970s idiom? His brother has a mane. Why doesn't he have one?
In the Disney Robin Hood, prince John is a lion. Why doesn't he have a mane? Were they trying to make him effeminate in some weird homophobic 1970s idiom? His brother has a mane. Why doesn't he have one?
November 30, 2025 at 5:02 AM
Hold on wait a second.
In the Disney Robin Hood, prince John is a lion. Why doesn't he have a mane? Were they trying to make him effeminate in some weird homophobic 1970s idiom? His brother has a mane. Why doesn't he have one?
In the Disney Robin Hood, prince John is a lion. Why doesn't he have a mane? Were they trying to make him effeminate in some weird homophobic 1970s idiom? His brother has a mane. Why doesn't he have one?
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My vote in the primaries will go to the person promising to send all these criminals to jail. Unless these people go to jail, it doesn’t matter how good the candidate’s economic ideas are.
November 28, 2025 at 8:37 PM
My vote in the primaries will go to the person promising to send all these criminals to jail. Unless these people go to jail, it doesn’t matter how good the candidate’s economic ideas are.
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It is surprising how many people don’t seem to get that the American Constitution is already dead.
November 29, 2025 at 4:11 PM
It is surprising how many people don’t seem to get that the American Constitution is already dead.