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Idiotic insect-sex scheme @emogenderedslut.bsky.social · Nov 15
It doesn't make any sense how crappy people can get when you're fat and dating.

Like, everyone loves bean bag chairs? So I should be an incredibly easy sell, a bean bag chair that will eat your ass!
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
this kicks ass
July 18, 2025 at 11:43 AM
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fleerultra.bsky.social
perfect reply, 10/10, no notes.
post from me: political cartoon idea: two people in a concentration camp planning an escape. one says to the other, “but if we kill the guards, don’t we become just as bad as them?” reply: You can escape without killing guards.
July 17, 2025 at 1:32 PM
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themountaingoats.bsky.social
The reunion was chill. People who once tore one another's spines from their bodies just knocking back beers around a campfire. It felt like the time was right at last. "I have to say," Raiden remarked as the night bugs chattered and the embers popped. "That's not how you spell 'combat'"
July 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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seadogdean.bsky.social
July 17, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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dly.bsky.social
the older I get and the hotter the days become, the more I understand why there are so many paintings of reclining nude people
June 29, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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captainacab.airbud.website
rip mister ed you were the glue that held us all together. you still are, but just in a different way now
June 28, 2025 at 5:29 AM
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matchboxcine.bsky.social
Watch The People’s Joker, now with 50m Grant Morrison x Vera Drew In Conversation, exclusively on our online cinema: watch.eventive.org/matchboxcine
June 17, 2025 at 2:14 PM
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megathem.bsky.social
In 1933 Himmler announced the first concentration camp, Dachau, to restore "calm to our country."

From Feig's "Hitler's Death Camps"
"He initiated the action, he said, 'undeterred by paltry scruples,' convinced that it would help Germany and aid in restoring 'calm to our country.'"
June 18, 2025 at 9:38 PM
emogenderedslut.bsky.social
@alainakay.bsky.social
Felt like you'd appreciate this
June 18, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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bradlander.bsky.social
Hi, this is Meg Barnette, Brad's wife.

While escorting a defendant out of immigration court at 26 Federal Plaza, Brad was taken by masked agents and detained by ICE.

This is still developing, and our team is monitoring the situation closely.
June 17, 2025 at 4:51 PM
emogenderedslut.bsky.social
The psychic damage this just caused me 😭
queenrayna1337.bsky.social Rayna @queenrayna1337.bsky.social · Jun 15
Braided network cables ❤️
June 16, 2025 at 10:28 AM
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junlper.beer
"c*s" people love to "breed". they are breeders. this is a heterofetishistic lifestyle. explain to me again why we are letting these breeders around children when they groom them into this fetish?
June 16, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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bubbaprog.xyz
I did not edit this, this is the actual parade with the actual music being played.

CINEMATIC
June 14, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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professorkiosk.wtf
acab includes the angel on your shoulder
June 15, 2025 at 9:37 AM
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ruddock.bsky.social
One block over from the White House: the aspirational security line setup
entire block of crowd control barricades arranged to accommodate a long line of people at security, empty
June 14, 2025 at 10:48 PM
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rickperlstein.bsky.social
1. Let's put this together. The assassin appears to be the follower of the New Apolostolic Reformation, which holds that American society is literally under demonic possessions. (And you, dear reader, are one of the demon.) www.wired.com/story/shooti...
Suspect in Minnesota Shooting Linked to Security Company, Evangelical Ministry
The alleged shooter is a 57-year-old white male; according to his ministry's website, he “sought out militant Islamists in order to share the gospel and tell them that violence wasn't the answer.”
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June 14, 2025 at 9:09 PM
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theonion.com
U.K. Bans Ninja Swords
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“Leaving them defenseless against the return of the Tokugawa shogunate?” Joy Tenberg, Wildlife Promoter
June 12, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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theonion.com
Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers
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Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers
June 12, 2025 at 9:00 PM
emogenderedslut.bsky.social
Me, are plucking a chicken and dying it green:

Behold, a Shrek
edzitron.com Ed Zitron @edzitron.com · Jun 11
The suit includes the legal definition of Shrek
Shrek's namesake character is a large, bald, dull-green ogre with a broad, round face, brown eyes, and highly distinctive trumpet-shaped ears. Shrek typically wears crude clothing consisting of a canvas-like shirt, a leather vest, and brown leggings.
June 13, 2025 at 9:00 AM
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edzitron.com
This lawsuit is brutal. One of the exhibits is the letter Universal sent to Midjourney, including a quote from a 2022 Forbes interview that I bet midjourney regrets
Universal did not permit, authorize, or license Midjourney to copy or use any of Universal's copyrighted works in connection with any version of its Image Service or to otherwise exploit Universal's works at any time. You acknowledged as much in a September 16, 2022 Forbes interview in which you confirmed that Midjourney never sought any copyright holders' consent to use or exploit their works: Did you seek consent from living artists or work still under copyright? No. There isn't really a way to get a hundred million images and know where they're coming from. It would be cool if images had metadata embedded in them about the copyright owner or something. But that's not a thing; there's not a registry. There's no way to find a picture on the Internet, and then automatically trace it to an owner and then have any way of doing anything to authenticate it. See Rob Salkowitz. Midiourney Founder David Holz
June 11, 2025 at 3:49 PM
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bakoon.bsky.social
i think this might be the actual worst tv theme song ive ever heard
February 12, 2025 at 6:56 AM
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ceej.online
I’m the guy who invents new bathroom faucet designs for every hotel. You might know me from Knob That Goes The Other Way and Joystick That’s Hard To Turn Off. Lately I’ve been lacking inspiration, even thinking about hanging it up. I’ve had a good run, but — wait, never mind: Ball You Turn Diagonal
May 23, 2025 at 9:03 PM
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esqueer.net
Every Harry Potter book or shirt you buy directly funds the persecution of trans people.

There's absolutely no excuse to support anything Harry Potter anymore unless you hate trans people.
May 24, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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calizaybak.bsky.social
Marge pointing at a bird outside a pet shop saying "Look, Homer, there's that bird you like to argue with."
May 23, 2025 at 4:42 PM
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bencollins.bsky.social
Some of our finest work of the year, imo.
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Ms. Rachel
Rachel Accurso, better known as Ms. Rachel, is a popular YouTuber who creates videos for toddlers. The Onion sat down with Ms. Rachel to discuss education, social media, and the backlash to her public...
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May 23, 2025 at 5:38 PM