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EmoG
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I prefer my giggles without shits.
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EmoG @emog.cc · Jan 9
Being tired is my personality now. I don’t remember who I was before this.
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You can’t spell better without beer and tt’s

lol that’s the one send it
November 18, 2025 at 1:49 AM
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People who say “I’m just being honest” are usually just being assholes.
November 18, 2025 at 11:40 PM
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I don’t get why we say “sleep tight.” I’m sleeping loose, floppy, and aggressively horizontal.
November 17, 2025 at 3:45 AM
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It’s Friday, I’m in loathe
November 14, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Up early on a Saturday. I think this is how villains are born.
November 15, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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I don't delete my bad posts because why should I suffer alone.
November 9, 2025 at 6:50 PM
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Radar app: “Snow according to current models.”
Me: “What the fuck does Kendall Jenner know about weather?”
November 9, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Fall back? Listen, I’ve been falling back all year. The clock’s just catching up
November 3, 2025 at 12:24 AM
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Welcome to November. I expect Mariah Carey to kick down the door any second.
November 1, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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One day I'll learn to leave well enough alone. This isn't the day.
October 31, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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nahyoudoit.bsky.social
Another day, another “what the fuck am I doing?”
October 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
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My Halloween costume always ends up being, ‘guy eating candy in sweatpants.’
October 31, 2025 at 10:26 AM
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That’s enough being perceived for one day.
October 31, 2025 at 12:45 AM
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My Apple Watch congratulated me for standing up. Clearly, I’ve set the bar pretty low.
October 30, 2025 at 1:17 AM
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Just once, I’d like my GPS to say “bro, you literally just passed it.”
October 26, 2025 at 10:03 PM
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The wind’s so bad today, my neighbor’s Halloween decorations just moved to a better neighborhood.
October 19, 2025 at 1:06 PM
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Love may be in the air, but so is seasonal depression. Cheers!
October 18, 2025 at 11:44 PM
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My coffee maker’s gurgling like it’s auditioning for a death metal band.
October 16, 2025 at 10:15 AM
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My reciprocating saw hasn't done shit for me lately.
October 13, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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I didn’t lose control; I just misplaced it.
October 13, 2025 at 11:25 PM
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My flirting style? Think “rom-com lead,” but it’s the blooper reel.
October 9, 2025 at 2:29 AM
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My coffee is strong, but my will to do stuff is not.
October 6, 2025 at 2:21 PM
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Yes I'm still watching, Netflix, and it's not like you don't have things to be ashamed of.
October 3, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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“Children are the world's most valuable resource and its best hope for the future.”

- John F. Kennedy
A kid lies on his back in the aisle of a Costco, pressing a toilet plunger to their face.
October 3, 2025 at 4:57 PM
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Apparently, the going price for a devil's haircut is two turntables and a microphone.
October 3, 2025 at 5:27 AM