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EmoG
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I prefer my giggles without shits.
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Step 1: get a million dollars
May 25, 2025 at 1:19 PM
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Me too, computer. Me too.
May 17, 2025 at 5:19 PM
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Monday is getting way too close.
May 5, 2025 at 2:25 AM
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Somewhere, a goat breathes a sigh of relief.
April 27, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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An AI image of somebody that looks like Flavor Flav wearing assorted clocks.
March 9, 2025 at 12:58 PM
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Amish Starlink
February 26, 2025 at 12:29 PM
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Guess it’s time to test just how ‘casual’ Casual Friday can get.
February 7, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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No problem.
January 29, 2025 at 1:09 AM
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Even my weather app is getting real about it.
January 22, 2025 at 12:00 AM
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When the article hits so close to home, you’re convinced the journalist was at your last family gathering.
January 4, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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Seems legit.
January 1, 2025 at 3:33 PM
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🎵Dookie the TP snowman, had a couple two-ply rolls🎵
A smiling snowman made of toilet paper.
December 17, 2024 at 12:19 AM
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If you say so blueskyroast.com.
My results from Blueskyroast.com
December 1, 2024 at 10:22 PM
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Looks like somebody had Taco Bell for lunch.
October 20, 2024 at 2:18 AM
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When you need your sandwich spread to have the same work ethic as a construction crew.
July 20, 2024 at 5:41 PM
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Wait, are we supposed to be hungry or horny?
June 28, 2024 at 11:10 PM
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Instead of telling people that they have their heads up their ass, I confuse them by politely saying, “I see that you’ve decided to…”
June 16, 2024 at 9:40 PM
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Unsolicited Trick pic
May 23, 2024 at 3:18 AM
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Don’t start any shit!
May 13, 2024 at 10:02 PM
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“Siri, set a calendar event.”
April 7, 2024 at 9:09 PM
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I’ve purchased my #eclipse protection and a plan B, just in case.
April 6, 2024 at 5:04 PM
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I logged into Twitter for the first time in weeks, and what’s the first ad I see?
Bluesky ad found on Twitter, X, or whatever it’s called this week.
February 10, 2024 at 10:48 PM
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Found my new band name.
January 15, 2024 at 8:33 PM
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🎵“Rot in Hell’s” out trending “Pop-Tarts,” Fa-La-La-La La, La-La-La-La🎵
December 26, 2023 at 6:59 PM
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They’re tap dancing, but where’s Danny’s middle name?
Bing Crosby tap dancing with Danny (fucking) Kaye.
December 25, 2023 at 9:12 PM