emgeejay
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get their asses
Experimental post: Untruthful Mario Boxes
Occasionally, box art of Mario-related games will be misleading about the number of levels a game has. I list three examples in ascending order of "fraudulence", alongside equivalent statements if these were real estate ads.
Occasionally, box art of Mario-related games will be misleading about the number of levels a game has. I list three examples in ascending order of "fraudulence", alongside equivalent statements if these were real estate ads.
June 1, 2025 at 5:15 PM
get their asses
Wes Anderson positively obliterating the marketing department’s efforts to pull clips. Is this 42 seconds a “spoiler”? Who knows! Every clip so far is under a minute of someone saying something completely insane from a conversation deeply in progress while holding a twee object youtu.be/9iCPV4EjOa8
THE PHOENICIAN SCHEME - "Oh Dear" Official Clip
YouTube video by Focus Features
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May 19, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Wes Anderson positively obliterating the marketing department’s efforts to pull clips. Is this 42 seconds a “spoiler”? Who knows! Every clip so far is under a minute of someone saying something completely insane from a conversation deeply in progress while holding a twee object youtu.be/9iCPV4EjOa8
they can't possibly need this money
May 13, 2025 at 11:04 PM
they can't possibly need this money
if you ask me, they should call it LonelyFans!!!
May 10, 2025 at 2:53 AM
if you ask me, they should call it LonelyFans!!!
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50 likes and I steal one of the D-BOX chairs
April 12, 2025 at 3:33 AM
50 likes and I steal one of the D-BOX chairs
@markaaltman.bsky.social Hi Mark, I'm curious if there are any plans for the ebook of "Nobody Does it Better" to resurface? (I have the free sample on my Kindle so I know it existed at some point, but the full title appears to be unavailable on Amazon and elsewhere.)
April 12, 2025 at 12:22 AM
@markaaltman.bsky.social Hi Mark, I'm curious if there are any plans for the ebook of "Nobody Does it Better" to resurface? (I have the free sample on my Kindle so I know it existed at some point, but the full title appears to be unavailable on Amazon and elsewhere.)
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I Dug Up The Earthly Body Of Christ And Ground His Bones To Meal For Potting Soil. I Know It Was Him Because My Recently Repotted Monstera Deliciosa Screams In What I Assume Is Aramaic Now. Asked The Girl At The Plant Store What To Do And She Said “Not Sure, Plants Don’t Usually Scream.” Yeah I Know
April 11, 2025 at 7:43 PM
I Dug Up The Earthly Body Of Christ And Ground His Bones To Meal For Potting Soil. I Know It Was Him Because My Recently Repotted Monstera Deliciosa Screams In What I Assume Is Aramaic Now. Asked The Girl At The Plant Store What To Do And She Said “Not Sure, Plants Don’t Usually Scream.” Yeah I Know
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president tweeted "no hot dog" and i lost $5 trillion dollars but today he tweet "hot dog back" and i got 5 trillion hot dog
April 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
president tweeted "no hot dog" and i lost $5 trillion dollars but today he tweet "hot dog back" and i got 5 trillion hot dog
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I liked this season of White Lotus. And I think we can all agree that the finale is the most dramatic and tense thing that's going to happen in the next 24 hours
April 7, 2025 at 4:02 AM
I liked this season of White Lotus. And I think we can all agree that the finale is the most dramatic and tense thing that's going to happen in the next 24 hours
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A peek at tomorrow:
Cars: down
Tech: down
All major indices: down
Guns and safes: way up
E-Commerce: down
Cars: down
Tech: down
All major indices: down
Guns and safes: way up
E-Commerce: down
April 6, 2025 at 10:15 PM
A peek at tomorrow:
Cars: down
Tech: down
All major indices: down
Guns and safes: way up
E-Commerce: down
Cars: down
Tech: down
All major indices: down
Guns and safes: way up
E-Commerce: down
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watching the Big Joel autopsy of Beast Games and I think it rocks that the games all feel bad because they fail empathy tests and/or ignore basic game design principles. the perfect Mr. Beast content.
youtu.be/SaiMNBpN9Yw?...
youtu.be/SaiMNBpN9Yw?...
Beast Games: An Autopsy
YouTube video by Big Joel
youtu.be
April 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM
watching the Big Joel autopsy of Beast Games and I think it rocks that the games all feel bad because they fail empathy tests and/or ignore basic game design principles. the perfect Mr. Beast content.
youtu.be/SaiMNBpN9Yw?...
youtu.be/SaiMNBpN9Yw?...
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Guy whose only frame of reference for medical shows is Scrubs watching The Pitt: "getting a lot of Scrubs vibes from this"
March 31, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Guy whose only frame of reference for medical shows is Scrubs watching The Pitt: "getting a lot of Scrubs vibes from this"
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very funny that for a few days you could scroll through instagram reels your friends had liked, and then they realized you should not be able to do that
March 21, 2025 at 5:08 AM
very funny that for a few days you could scroll through instagram reels your friends had liked, and then they realized you should not be able to do that
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People mistook money as a natural resource like coal or water. Something the government can run out of. But it’s an IOU on society, a favor you can call in. And the greater that society is, the more a favor from it is worth. A country with bridges, science labs, free school lunches, has richer money
March 20, 2025 at 1:35 AM
People mistook money as a natural resource like coal or water. Something the government can run out of. But it’s an IOU on society, a favor you can call in. And the greater that society is, the more a favor from it is worth. A country with bridges, science labs, free school lunches, has richer money
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$1: not bad
$5: I'm listening...
$20: you've officially got my attention
$100: now we're talkin
$5: I'm listening...
$20: you've officially got my attention
$100: now we're talkin
March 15, 2025 at 5:33 AM
$1: not bad
$5: I'm listening...
$20: you've officially got my attention
$100: now we're talkin
$5: I'm listening...
$20: you've officially got my attention
$100: now we're talkin
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The stupidest thing about firing squad as an execution method is the blanks. This is to give the executioner the sense that they had one of the blanks thus relieving them of the idea that they took a human life on cold blood. So close to getting it, guys!
March 9, 2025 at 3:10 AM
The stupidest thing about firing squad as an execution method is the blanks. This is to give the executioner the sense that they had one of the blanks thus relieving them of the idea that they took a human life on cold blood. So close to getting it, guys!
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![[Into the Spider-Verse, 0:48:58, Frame 70447]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:verio7ck7wxnlhggfcjnh5cw/bafkreie5ej7kf2iy353a6tshfiqexnc3jx2srk6nia2mzk25m36bd7ctb4@jpeg)
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my severance theory is that theyre gonna do whats right and create shareholder value by buckling down and finishing their group project
March 8, 2025 at 4:11 AM
my severance theory is that theyre gonna do whats right and create shareholder value by buckling down and finishing their group project
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all right, it’s time for my annual* Best Picture Nominees as Simpsons Quotes 🧵
*previous years were done on twitter so maybe I’ll figure out how to migrate them here one day.
ANORA
*previous years were done on twitter so maybe I’ll figure out how to migrate them here one day.
ANORA
February 21, 2025 at 3:10 PM
all right, it’s time for my annual* Best Picture Nominees as Simpsons Quotes 🧵
*previous years were done on twitter so maybe I’ll figure out how to migrate them here one day.
ANORA
*previous years were done on twitter so maybe I’ll figure out how to migrate them here one day.
ANORA
thread for sending pictures to @dustinmoon.bsky.social until bluesky starts supporting them in DMs. don’t look at this thread if you’re not him
February 27, 2025 at 3:24 AM
thread for sending pictures to @dustinmoon.bsky.social until bluesky starts supporting them in DMs. don’t look at this thread if you’re not him
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Monty Python drag: oi a bloke in a dress ain’t that a laugh
Kids in the Hall drag: i am going to embody the most unhinged woman you have ever seen. she is real and her power is terrible. you may not look away
Kids in the Hall drag: i am going to embody the most unhinged woman you have ever seen. she is real and her power is terrible. you may not look away
February 22, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Monty Python drag: oi a bloke in a dress ain’t that a laugh
Kids in the Hall drag: i am going to embody the most unhinged woman you have ever seen. she is real and her power is terrible. you may not look away
Kids in the Hall drag: i am going to embody the most unhinged woman you have ever seen. she is real and her power is terrible. you may not look away
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Haven't played it yet but it sounds like Balatro is a card game where a clown deals you a card called 'The Negative 20 of Coins' and everything turns purple
February 21, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Haven't played it yet but it sounds like Balatro is a card game where a clown deals you a card called 'The Negative 20 of Coins' and everything turns purple