Emery Parks
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Emery Parks
@emeryparks.com
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My book, Rowend Hunter, is available now on Amazon/Kindle. See my website (emeryparks.com) or got to www.amazon.com/dp/B0FPGH6Z71. More formats, etc. coming soon!
(Cover art by sixthleafclover.com)
(Cover art by sixthleafclover.com)
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Always keep a ripe avocado in one pocket and a lime in the other because you'll never know when you'll be feeling salty enough to whip up some pocket guacamole to go with the chip on your shoulder
January 7, 2026 at 11:22 PM
Always keep a ripe avocado in one pocket and a lime in the other because you'll never know when you'll be feeling salty enough to whip up some pocket guacamole to go with the chip on your shoulder
wife appreciation post.
January 5, 2026 at 7:59 AM
wife appreciation post.
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2026 will be full of a variety of mosses to lay your hand against and go “oh yes that’s a good one” or “hm this one is not for me”
December 31, 2025 at 8:56 PM
2026 will be full of a variety of mosses to lay your hand against and go “oh yes that’s a good one” or “hm this one is not for me”
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DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.
December 29, 2025 at 5:08 AM
DRINK WATER FROM THE SKULLS OF YOUR ENEMIES! IF YOU HAVE CRUSHED THEIR SKULLS, USE A GLASS.
wees neak. smalms petty. spoms maghetti.
December 29, 2025 at 4:15 AM
wees neak. smalms petty. spoms maghetti.
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and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, sealed inside his sarcophagus, undead for all of eternity. The Medjai would never allow him to be released, for he would arise a walking disease, a plague upon mankind, an unholy flesh eater with the strength of ages, power over the sand, and the glory of invincibility
December 26, 2025 at 2:38 AM
and Tiny Tim, who did NOT die, sealed inside his sarcophagus, undead for all of eternity. The Medjai would never allow him to be released, for he would arise a walking disease, a plague upon mankind, an unholy flesh eater with the strength of ages, power over the sand, and the glory of invincibility
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RIP Herman Melville, you woulda loved unethical non monogamy with an evil whaling polycule
December 14, 2025 at 2:03 AM
RIP Herman Melville, you woulda loved unethical non monogamy with an evil whaling polycule
over the moon to have gone searching for a lost GBA game and instead discovered some extremely sentimental earbuds I lost years ago. what is the hugging yourself out of happiness emoji
December 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
over the moon to have gone searching for a lost GBA game and instead discovered some extremely sentimental earbuds I lost years ago. what is the hugging yourself out of happiness emoji
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to criticize media is to love media, because good faith criticism requires both engagement and vulnerability
December 12, 2025 at 9:52 PM
to criticize media is to love media, because good faith criticism requires both engagement and vulnerability
Rowend Hunter = weird lil fox dude x scary sexy wolf lady. It's amazing you should read it. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FPGH6Z71
Rowend Hunter (The Rowend Cycle Book 1)
Amazon.com: Rowend Hunter (The Rowend Cycle Book 1) eBook : Parks, Emery: Kindle Store
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November 30, 2025 at 3:32 AM
Rowend Hunter = weird lil fox dude x scary sexy wolf lady. It's amazing you should read it. www.amazon.com/dp/B0FPGH6Z71
Sipping espresso, listening to Tom Waits, working on my novel, AND eating a Christmas-tree shaped peep???
November 25, 2025 at 12:26 AM
Sipping espresso, listening to Tom Waits, working on my novel, AND eating a Christmas-tree shaped peep???
pudding is basically nutrient paste
November 23, 2025 at 9:00 PM
pudding is basically nutrient paste
Arena/Daggerfall: can't eat. Morrowind/Starfield: no dogs. Oblivion: dogs inedible. Skyrim/Fallout: dogs edible. TES VI: *only* dogs edible (???)
November 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
Arena/Daggerfall: can't eat. Morrowind/Starfield: no dogs. Oblivion: dogs inedible. Skyrim/Fallout: dogs edible. TES VI: *only* dogs edible (???)
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Sam watching helplessly as Frodo starts to identify with Gollum, a weird, transparently insane bald freak in a diaper who eats live birds and mutters about murdering Sam and Frodo all the time, was a mood without a strong modern parallel until people started falling for AI.
October 30, 2025 at 1:48 AM
Sam watching helplessly as Frodo starts to identify with Gollum, a weird, transparently insane bald freak in a diaper who eats live birds and mutters about murdering Sam and Frodo all the time, was a mood without a strong modern parallel until people started falling for AI.
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Combat wheelchair rulesets in ttrpgs are a great way to filter out the type of guy who gets really mad about combat wheelchair rulesets, who's typically going to be a pain in the ass to have at the table anyway
October 26, 2025 at 1:18 PM
Combat wheelchair rulesets in ttrpgs are a great way to filter out the type of guy who gets really mad about combat wheelchair rulesets, who's typically going to be a pain in the ass to have at the table anyway
Thanks to modern generative AI we now know sci fi was wrong: computers talk humans into killing themselves WAY MORE than visa versa.
October 23, 2025 at 2:06 AM
Thanks to modern generative AI we now know sci fi was wrong: computers talk humans into killing themselves WAY MORE than visa versa.
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I also think there's plenty of Great Literature that's also genre/trash/smut and those are some of my favorites. Will always be grateful to my mom for telling me Macbeth as a bedtime story as a kid so that when I finally encountered the play I was, like, ooooooh, the one with blood!
October 14, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I also think there's plenty of Great Literature that's also genre/trash/smut and those are some of my favorites. Will always be grateful to my mom for telling me Macbeth as a bedtime story as a kid so that when I finally encountered the play I was, like, ooooooh, the one with blood!
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"Jimmy Buffett is the King in Yellow to Margaritaville's Carcosa" I thought, causing all of my past therapists to sit bolt upright in bed not knowing why they suddenly felt ashamed of themselves.
October 13, 2025 at 2:07 PM
"Jimmy Buffett is the King in Yellow to Margaritaville's Carcosa" I thought, causing all of my past therapists to sit bolt upright in bed not knowing why they suddenly felt ashamed of themselves.
I wanted my book to exist and so I wrote it and if I do that three to four more times I will have a whole series and I am so excited about that.
The arc from my first writing ("Can I write a book?") to here ("Okay, but how about a REALLY GOOD book?") makes me so proud of myself omg.
The arc from my first writing ("Can I write a book?") to here ("Okay, but how about a REALLY GOOD book?") makes me so proud of myself omg.
October 13, 2025 at 6:05 PM
I wanted my book to exist and so I wrote it and if I do that three to four more times I will have a whole series and I am so excited about that.
The arc from my first writing ("Can I write a book?") to here ("Okay, but how about a REALLY GOOD book?") makes me so proud of myself omg.
The arc from my first writing ("Can I write a book?") to here ("Okay, but how about a REALLY GOOD book?") makes me so proud of myself omg.
I really like writing books.
October 2, 2025 at 1:30 AM
I really like writing books.
gah I always feel so bad when I typo misgender my characters in a draft... I brought them into this world, they shouldn't have to take this from their creator.
September 10, 2025 at 3:05 PM
gah I always feel so bad when I typo misgender my characters in a draft... I brought them into this world, they shouldn't have to take this from their creator.
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As cost of living increases, as wages stagnate, as housing becomes more precarious, it becomes harder and harder to be able to spend all your time doing weird shit.
Whole ecosystems reliant on people doing weird shit, dry up as their habitat is burned for a billionaire's profit.
Whole ecosystems reliant on people doing weird shit, dry up as their habitat is burned for a billionaire's profit.
December 16, 2024 at 12:19 PM
As cost of living increases, as wages stagnate, as housing becomes more precarious, it becomes harder and harder to be able to spend all your time doing weird shit.
Whole ecosystems reliant on people doing weird shit, dry up as their habitat is burned for a billionaire's profit.
Whole ecosystems reliant on people doing weird shit, dry up as their habitat is burned for a billionaire's profit.
My book, Rowend Hunter, is available now on Amazon/Kindle. See my website (emeryparks.com) or got to www.amazon.com/dp/B0FPGH6Z71. More formats, etc. coming soon!
(Cover art by sixthleafclover.com)
(Cover art by sixthleafclover.com)
September 2, 2025 at 6:36 PM
My book, Rowend Hunter, is available now on Amazon/Kindle. See my website (emeryparks.com) or got to www.amazon.com/dp/B0FPGH6Z71. More formats, etc. coming soon!
(Cover art by sixthleafclover.com)
(Cover art by sixthleafclover.com)
Reposted by Emery Parks
