Contemporary
emergence-yeti.bsky.social
Contemporary
@emergence-yeti.bsky.social
Emergence Model
All of the world's end users are merely Seymours, all the world's ai apps Audrey 2s.
December 12, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Don't know how it is on iPhone, but on Samsung these days if you recieve a picture via text message, before you open the picture a "nanobannana" button pops up that it's difficult not to accidentally press. Wacky fun! Love the suggestion to make every picture I recieve wacky and fun!
December 10, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Without going into detail here are some arguments that I have in my mind with:
hanif abdurraqib: I think that Acid Rap is a much, much better album than Coloring Book.
Jim DeRogatis: I think that Siamese Dream is better than MCandtheIS
Greg Kot: Germfree adolescents is the best album ever made!
December 7, 2025 at 12:35 PM
"It's ok to use it as a hammer, gently."- Things my 3 year old kid says.
October 21, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Apologies, I promised to post about classic rock related swill that nobody wants or needs. I'll get back to that shortly, I have so many ideas and it finally feels safe.
July 30, 2025 at 3:49 PM
r/zookeeping is the last vestige of a useful internet.
June 25, 2025 at 9:48 PM
As a tired 41 year old dad, my only modes of fashion are:
1. overgrown teenager
2. customer service representative for any retail store
June 25, 2025 at 1:54 PM
Typically, the OKC Thunder are among my most hated villain teams, but knowing that the 2 survivors of the 1921 Tulsa massacre are both fans, I'll have to temporarily pause my animosity. Good match.
June 23, 2025 at 2:13 PM
Imagining a terse reply from Roxanne: "Yeah, I know I don't have to, it's fine. Thanks anyway."
June 23, 2025 at 3:50 AM
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they should remake airbud except this time the dog sucks at basketball
June 18, 2025 at 8:00 PM
One of the most effective things that Spotify does to destroy music is those annoying gifs that loop in the background of the play screen.
June 5, 2025 at 12:37 PM
Somebody has got to tell Tibudeax that his comb-over was kind of adorably awkward in the middle aughts but is not working for him anymore.
May 22, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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My experience being a mom has basically been one long, repeating day, feeling terrible that I don't have as much energy as a 4-year old
May 20, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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REPOST IF YOU’RE SUFFERING FROM MODERATE-TO-SEVERE PLAQUE PSORIASIS
May 20, 2025 at 3:08 AM
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When you're young you think you live at the culmination of history. And then a couple of decades later you are horrified to realize you are still deep inside it.
May 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
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Who’s gonna be the first Cardinal to say. “I didn’t come here to make friends.”
May 7, 2025 at 7:31 PM
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April 29, 2025 at 3:41 AM
For now it seems like anything I write here is mostly for people who don't know me and who see this post for no real reason related to the content or my identity. So, I guess I'll use this to share my compulsively urgent, but objectively boring thoughts on classic rock😃😇🤩! For the greater good.
April 14, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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An important lesson from Jean-Luc Picard that I’m still sharing all these years later.
April 10, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Happy first contact day! Don't forget to eat salmon with friends!
April 5, 2025 at 3:19 PM
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woke and DEI get removed, economy instantly crashes.
April 4, 2025 at 4:10 PM
"Wellness involves being aware of ourselves as whole people, including a sense of balance and contentment. It is the feeling that things are going well for us today, and can continue to go well for us tomorrow...
April 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Ok, pretty clear that nobody much is going to read any of this, so I'll just talk about classic rock, I guess.
April 3, 2025 at 2:00 AM
I took my 2 year old to a "open jam in the park". A guy from the forest preserve was leading out with an acoustic guitar and asked if anyone else wanted to lead a song.
April 1, 2025 at 8:07 PM