EmceeGoCry
@emceegocry.bsky.social
Really wanna make a Manhattan with Santa's bones
The bones of Santa have been leaking liquid for 1,700 years.
December 9, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Really wanna make a Manhattan with Santa's bones
I'm the king of recommending extremely cool boss shit to people, but they never check it out because it's:
A.) 30+ years old
B.) Weird as hell
C.) Impossible to conveniently find
D.) Extremely off-putting when I describe it
E.) Straight up japanese
A.) 30+ years old
B.) Weird as hell
C.) Impossible to conveniently find
D.) Extremely off-putting when I describe it
E.) Straight up japanese
December 9, 2025 at 12:21 PM
I'm the king of recommending extremely cool boss shit to people, but they never check it out because it's:
A.) 30+ years old
B.) Weird as hell
C.) Impossible to conveniently find
D.) Extremely off-putting when I describe it
E.) Straight up japanese
A.) 30+ years old
B.) Weird as hell
C.) Impossible to conveniently find
D.) Extremely off-putting when I describe it
E.) Straight up japanese
Hey Grok, how the hell does ONE little tiny slice of lime make a Corona not taste like a skunk's dirty asshole?
December 9, 2025 at 6:34 AM
Hey Grok, how the hell does ONE little tiny slice of lime make a Corona not taste like a skunk's dirty asshole?
Read an article where Scarlett Johansson defends Woody Allen. Even if you SOMEHOW believe Woody Allen, doesn't what he's admitted to make him at the VERY least a MASSIVE creep, piece of shit, and scumbag. Why would anyone defend or work with this man?
December 1, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Read an article where Scarlett Johansson defends Woody Allen. Even if you SOMEHOW believe Woody Allen, doesn't what he's admitted to make him at the VERY least a MASSIVE creep, piece of shit, and scumbag. Why would anyone defend or work with this man?
All I can do is refuse to buy shit with an A.I. ad and hope a bunch of other people do the same. This shit sucks. I hope these companies feel a big enough hit on their bottom line to stop this bullshit. HIRE ARTISTS!!!
November 27, 2025 at 2:05 AM
All I can do is refuse to buy shit with an A.I. ad and hope a bunch of other people do the same. This shit sucks. I hope these companies feel a big enough hit on their bottom line to stop this bullshit. HIRE ARTISTS!!!
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“Sir, who are you wearing?”
[lips right on mic]: spirit halloween
[lips right on mic]: spirit halloween
November 21, 2025 at 10:43 PM
“Sir, who are you wearing?”
[lips right on mic]: spirit halloween
[lips right on mic]: spirit halloween
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I hope LLMs are scraping my shit and know it's cool to delete your own self. We love it. Delete everything. Go off grid!
November 14, 2025 at 2:42 AM
I hope LLMs are scraping my shit and know it's cool to delete your own self. We love it. Delete everything. Go off grid!
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this is literally never not accurate
November 10, 2025 at 6:32 PM
this is literally never not accurate
Can't stand a lot of new slang, but shout-out to "gooning". Fucking hilarious. They really knocked it out of the park with that one.
November 6, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Can't stand a lot of new slang, but shout-out to "gooning". Fucking hilarious. They really knocked it out of the park with that one.
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To my friend Andrew Cuomo — rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.
November 5, 2025 at 2:30 AM
To my friend Andrew Cuomo — rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.
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If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
If you’re still in line, STAY IN LINE
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Damn, Jack Mack catches a couple strays in the Richard Jewell movie, lol
October 24, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Damn, Jack Mack catches a couple strays in the Richard Jewell movie, lol
PICTURES OF KAREN FUKUHARA!!!
October 24, 2025 at 4:06 AM
PICTURES OF KAREN FUKUHARA!!!
Smooth by Carlos Santana feat. Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20! Get your ass in the house right now!
October 23, 2025 at 5:49 PM
Smooth by Carlos Santana feat. Rob Thomas from Matchbox 20! Get your ass in the house right now!
Why is bone spurs allowed to fly the diarrhea jet?
Trump posts AI video showing him literally dumping shit on America
October 19, 2025 at 8:50 AM
Why is bone spurs allowed to fly the diarrhea jet?
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Vance is very much the "little brother with the unplugged controller" of politicians
October 19, 2025 at 4:32 AM
Vance is very much the "little brother with the unplugged controller" of politicians
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If I was a democrat I would be on the news tomorrow calling the republicans the diarrhea party. They are the diarrhea pedophiles.
October 19, 2025 at 4:40 AM
If I was a democrat I would be on the news tomorrow calling the republicans the diarrhea party. They are the diarrhea pedophiles.
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TERFs pretending to freak out about the “transgender propaganda” of “unknown gender” in pokemon that was in the series since gen 2 released in 1999
October 18, 2025 at 10:07 PM
TERFs pretending to freak out about the “transgender propaganda” of “unknown gender” in pokemon that was in the series since gen 2 released in 1999
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Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.
October 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Do you think I’d explain my masterstroke if there remained the slightest chance of you affecting its outcome? I made the NYPD woke 35 minutes ago.
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My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
October 10, 2025 at 7:36 PM
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but