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Name a lost art:

Video game manuals
November 17, 2025 at 5:10 PM
“I only meant to sow, not to reap!”
BASH: We have seen these attacks from the president at other people. It's not new. And I haven't heard you speak out about it until it was directed at you.

MARJORIE TAYLOR GREENE: I think that's fair criticism. And I would like to say, humbly, I'm sorry for taking part in the toxic politics.
November 16, 2025 at 6:58 PM
And still they pick CR7? Wild.
🇵🇹⚽️🏆 Portugal Destroy Armenia 9-1 to Seal WC Spot

Bruno Fernandes and Joao Neves hit hat-tricks as Portugal crushed Armenia 9-1 to qualify for the 2026 World Cup. Ramos, Veiga and Conceicao also scored in a dominant display that saw Portugal finish top of Group F.
November 16, 2025 at 5:57 PM
Being shit at football for years, makes the sweet moments even sweeter. God bless you Troy Parrot!!
November 16, 2025 at 4:55 PM
Welcome to Derry is giving off more of A Nightmare on Elm St vibe
November 15, 2025 at 11:04 PM
He’s losing his touch, if he’s gotta explain the pun
Trump woke up stressing about Marjorie Taylor Greene and gave her a new nickname, “Marjorie Taylor
Brown.”
November 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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I have a question but I don’t want to know the answer.
Nothing screams MAGA like a story that feels like a rejected plot from a reality TV show.
November 15, 2025 at 1:48 PM
It’s incredible the heights child rapists can reach, whether it’s being knighted or being made president. So many enablers and colluders. It is sickening.
November 15, 2025 at 6:20 AM
Rage Against The Machine re-listen sesh: 2 great albums, 2 meh albums with Fucking peakkks x
November 14, 2025 at 7:40 PM
He not only has a PhD, he also dodged a bullet.
Just ghosted my date because he was holding his knife and fork in the wrong hands. He has a PhD, so there's no excuse for that.
November 14, 2025 at 7:35 PM
😂
what the actual fuck
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 PM
😦
November 14, 2025 at 5:41 PM
“This isn’t the America I know.”

White people:
a man in a suit and tie is pointing at a woman in a white dress
ALT: a man in a suit and tie is pointing at a woman in a white dress
media.tenor.com
November 14, 2025 at 8:38 AM
So many TV presenters sporting mullets now, and they all look stupid.
November 13, 2025 at 10:42 PM
“Let’sh not shtand on sheremony Mishter Wayne”
November 13, 2025 at 7:35 PM
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"Starter homes" only exist if you view houses as financial investments and nothing else

To everyone else they are just "homes"
November 13, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Does KKKaroline Leavitt have an abnormally long philtrum?
a woman is standing in front of a microphone wearing a purple jacket and necklace .
ALT: a woman is standing in front of a microphone wearing a purple jacket and necklace .
media.tenor.com
November 13, 2025 at 12:06 AM
His son could do the funniest thing.
Hegseth: "I don't want my son serving alongside troops that are fat and out of shape, or in combat units with females who can't meet the same combat arms physical standards as men in their units."
November 12, 2025 at 2:46 PM
Goon a movie:

Gooning Nights
November 10, 2025 at 12:23 PM
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Did Women Ruin the Workplace
November 7, 2025 at 1:12 PM
So you’re telling me that Tesla could reduce their payroll by eliminating one person?

Interesting.
November 7, 2025 at 1:55 PM
Will someone please push him over.
Trump layers lies on top of each other: "Of the 8 wars I ended, I would say 5 or 6 were ended because of tariffs."
November 7, 2025 at 1:52 PM
Whoever keeps shoving ads for it on my feed on every platform, get it in to your head I am never watching Tulsa King.
November 7, 2025 at 9:09 AM
November 4, 2025 at 11:08 PM
I’m good for 3 things, and 3 things only.
November 4, 2025 at 10:15 PM