Call me Marshall
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I slouch. UnSpoiled podcast boytoy.
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Jason ONLY kills the horny straight teenagers during Pride month and that's canon
Friday the 13th during Pride Month means that gays can have sex on the docks of Camp Crystal Lake and Jason can’t do anything about it.
June 13, 2025 at 4:24 PM
Jason ONLY kills the horny straight teenagers during Pride month and that's canon
New idea for a character: Duke Nukem but he’s woke now
April 29, 2025 at 11:10 PM
New idea for a character: Duke Nukem but he’s woke now
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Do I know anyone who is willing to play me the Godzilla 1954 theme on piano(or toy piano) at half speed for like $50 and credit on a very stupid puppet project? It is a silent puppet film where Godzilla fights Paul Bunyan.
April 29, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Do I know anyone who is willing to play me the Godzilla 1954 theme on piano(or toy piano) at half speed for like $50 and credit on a very stupid puppet project? It is a silent puppet film where Godzilla fights Paul Bunyan.
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Hey y’all. I hate to say I’m still struggling. I don’t have enough for rent right now.
If you’d like to hop on my commissions list, hit me up in my DMs.
Or I wouldn’t mind if you just wanted my Venmo.
Or buy some of my music on bandcamp: ivyvirus.bandcamp.com
If you can help, thank you. 🖤
If you’d like to hop on my commissions list, hit me up in my DMs.
Or I wouldn’t mind if you just wanted my Venmo.
Or buy some of my music on bandcamp: ivyvirus.bandcamp.com
If you can help, thank you. 🖤
April 25, 2025 at 2:44 PM
Hey y’all. I hate to say I’m still struggling. I don’t have enough for rent right now.
If you’d like to hop on my commissions list, hit me up in my DMs.
Or I wouldn’t mind if you just wanted my Venmo.
Or buy some of my music on bandcamp: ivyvirus.bandcamp.com
If you can help, thank you. 🖤
If you’d like to hop on my commissions list, hit me up in my DMs.
Or I wouldn’t mind if you just wanted my Venmo.
Or buy some of my music on bandcamp: ivyvirus.bandcamp.com
If you can help, thank you. 🖤
Grubby sloucher
April 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Grubby sloucher
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It's #SupermanDay! Here's a thread of the Top Twenty Superman Stories Ever, as chosen by me...
April 18, 2025 at 10:15 AM
It's #SupermanDay! Here's a thread of the Top Twenty Superman Stories Ever, as chosen by me...
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Your brother and his wife listening to you explain the lasting damage done to the trans community before putting on Sorcerer’s Stone for family movie night anyway
February 28, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Your brother and his wife listening to you explain the lasting damage done to the trans community before putting on Sorcerer’s Stone for family movie night anyway
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@chuckschumer.com Hey instead of posting on social media about how we're all going to hate higher prices maybe read this and take notes.
When I was a Hill staffer in 2009, a Dem trifecta was trying to pass universal healthcare. In response, Senate GOP released a memo detailing all of the tactics they in the minority could use to delay the effort as much as possible. I'm recirculating that 2009 GOP memo here. Take inspiration from it.
February 2, 2025 at 8:12 PM
@chuckschumer.com Hey instead of posting on social media about how we're all going to hate higher prices maybe read this and take notes.
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The "aging nu metal artist to casual fisherman" pipeline is non-existent. I want to see Jonathan Davis holding a carp.
January 19, 2025 at 2:15 AM
The "aging nu metal artist to casual fisherman" pipeline is non-existent. I want to see Jonathan Davis holding a carp.
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Everything is so absurd (derogatory) when I just wish they were absurd (non-derogatory).
January 19, 2025 at 4:43 AM
Everything is so absurd (derogatory) when I just wish they were absurd (non-derogatory).
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Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!
January 19, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Welcome, teens coming here from tiktok. I think you’ll find that through the magic of the written word I am able to craft sentences that are as vivid and compelling as any short-form video!
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You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017
January 16, 2025 at 7:06 PM
You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017
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"falling short, as we all do from time to time"
NO. Rape is not a normal act all men do. Reject that EVERY time.
Don't allow Hegseth to get the Kavanaugh Narrative Redux. If you need a reminder, here's my 2018 @truthout.org piece on this misogynist debacle in the last alleged rapist's hearings:
NO. Rape is not a normal act all men do. Reject that EVERY time.
Don't allow Hegseth to get the Kavanaugh Narrative Redux. If you need a reminder, here's my 2018 @truthout.org piece on this misogynist debacle in the last alleged rapist's hearings:
January 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
"falling short, as we all do from time to time"
NO. Rape is not a normal act all men do. Reject that EVERY time.
Don't allow Hegseth to get the Kavanaugh Narrative Redux. If you need a reminder, here's my 2018 @truthout.org piece on this misogynist debacle in the last alleged rapist's hearings:
NO. Rape is not a normal act all men do. Reject that EVERY time.
Don't allow Hegseth to get the Kavanaugh Narrative Redux. If you need a reminder, here's my 2018 @truthout.org piece on this misogynist debacle in the last alleged rapist's hearings:
Enjoying a lot of things about reading the 80’s reprints instead of the OG 70’s run, some of the backups are incredible, but these little splashpieces in the credit pages are for sure a hilight. I love John Bogdanove.
January 14, 2025 at 11:02 PM
Enjoying a lot of things about reading the 80’s reprints instead of the OG 70’s run, some of the backups are incredible, but these little splashpieces in the credit pages are for sure a hilight. I love John Bogdanove.
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we saw u from across the bar and dig ur vibe
January 14, 2025 at 5:47 PM
we saw u from across the bar and dig ur vibe
Issue 2 of Byrne’s debut as penciler in myv#classicxmenreread I knew Byrne started in on Canadian nonsense quickly but I didn’t realize he started spotlighting Logan and introducing Alpha Flight the second he wrapped up the Shi’Ar stuff.
January 14, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Issue 2 of Byrne’s debut as penciler in myv#classicxmenreread I knew Byrne started in on Canadian nonsense quickly but I didn’t realize he started spotlighting Logan and introducing Alpha Flight the second he wrapped up the Shi’Ar stuff.
January 14, 2025 at 3:51 AM
Stealing from people cooler than me
Based on my vibes, what would be my Pokémon companion?
Based on my vibes, what would be my Pokémon companion?
January 13, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Stealing from people cooler than me
Based on my vibes, what would be my Pokémon companion?
Based on my vibes, what would be my Pokémon companion?
Wolvie kicked his ass and STOLE HIS PANTS fuck I love comics.
Also weirdly this becomes X-23’s first costume like 30 years later
#classicxmenreread
Also weirdly this becomes X-23’s first costume like 30 years later
#classicxmenreread
January 13, 2025 at 5:54 AM
Wolvie kicked his ass and STOLE HIS PANTS fuck I love comics.
Also weirdly this becomes X-23’s first costume like 30 years later
#classicxmenreread
Also weirdly this becomes X-23’s first costume like 30 years later
#classicxmenreread
I fuckin’ love Logan seeing a dude that looks kinda like him and being like “hey, you, you look like a fuckin’ dork, i’mma beat thexshit out of you.” That’s a mood.
#classicxmenreread
#classicxmenreread
January 13, 2025 at 5:52 AM
I fuckin’ love Logan seeing a dude that looks kinda like him and being like “hey, you, you look like a fuckin’ dork, i’mma beat thexshit out of you.” That’s a mood.
#classicxmenreread
#classicxmenreread
Doing my #classicxmen #reread and I’ve reached the much dreaded Shi’ar portion of the book. God these guys fuckin’ suck. Gladiator especially. Gladiator feels like he was designed in a laboratory to be as sucky a character as possible
January 13, 2025 at 5:49 AM
Doing my #classicxmen #reread and I’ve reached the much dreaded Shi’ar portion of the book. God these guys fuckin’ suck. Gladiator especially. Gladiator feels like he was designed in a laboratory to be as sucky a character as possible
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Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
January 11, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Ladies and gentlemen... the weekend. (also: you are important and are not alone 🧡)
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The Social Network (2010)
January 10, 2025 at 8:24 PM
The Social Network (2010)