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Greybeard in tech/security
What a long strange trip it's been. I
Live on a small farm in Canada with chickens/goats/dog
Happy may 2 4 #Canada
May 16, 2025 at 11:51 PM
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Evacuation and travel alerts have been issued in the Fort Frances and Sioux Lookout districts in northwestern Ontario as wildfires continue to grow in both areas. #ONFire

www.theweathernetwork.com/en/news/weat...
Wildfires in Fort Frances, Sioux Lookout Ont., force evacuation and travel alert - The Weather Network
Travel restrictions in place near Savant Lake, Ont., and an evacuation alert has been issued near Crystal Lake
www.theweathernetwork.com
May 15, 2025 at 2:17 PM
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there's something so deliciously anachronistic about getting copilot AI ads on windows 98
May 14, 2025 at 6:24 PM
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I have never felt so lucid, so present, so here-in-the-moment!

Happy Sunday everybody!
May 14, 2025 at 11:08 AM
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Yukichi is the last one at daycare for the day besides Mochi, and he doesn't really like Mochi. Still 12/10 for both
May 13, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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OK, this is wild.

In September 2023, geophysicists across the world started monitoring a very odd signal coming from the ground under them.

It was picked up in the Arctic. And Antarctica. It was detected everywhere, every 90 seconds, as regular as a metronome, for *nine days*.

What the HELL?

1/
May 12, 2025 at 3:20 PM
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am i being a bridezilla? i was planning my reception from my home in the ocean just off of Odo Island when i was interrupted by a nuclear disaster. now i'm rampaging through Japan and my bridesmaids are all really mad at me
May 13, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Well the a/c turned on. We will probably get snow in the next 72 hours
May 12, 2025 at 7:26 PM
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May 10, 2025 at 11:45 PM
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May 10, 2025 at 1:43 PM
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Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
May 9, 2025 at 2:59 PM
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First trailer for #Peacemaker S2

Releasing August 21 on Max
May 9, 2025 at 4:33 PM
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May 9, 2025 at 12:46 AM
Hank knows what's up
May 9, 2025 at 12:48 AM
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the new york sewer rats have finally elected a new rat pope
May 8, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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There's a scene in Better off Ted where the boss says "The company motto- It's right there on the lobby floor - "Profit before people". It just looks better in Latin"

I think about that scene a lot
May 9, 2025 at 12:23 AM
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This is The Last Supper now.
May 8, 2025 at 5:20 PM
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Another day of reminding everyone of Carl Sagan’s eerily accurate warning about the dangers of not being able to ask skeptical scientific questions to those in power or authority.
May 8, 2025 at 1:14 PM
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Happy 99th birthday to the man who gave voice to the wild. 🎉

Sir David Attenborough, thank you for a lifetime dedicated to the natural world, and for sharing its story with wisdom, wonder, and grace.

You've inspired generations to fall in love with nature.
May 8, 2025 at 7:09 AM
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hey so me and my friends spent like three years dubbing the 1986 Mario movie as if it was actually dubbed in the 80s. It’s got everything- bizarre translation, questionable voice direction, and the replacement of all Japanese food. Also new English songs. It’ll be out this Saturday.
May 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
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Spoiler Alert Lauren will never be wrong.
Spoiler alert: it just gets worse 🥰
May 7, 2025 at 10:46 PM
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There it is…
May 7, 2025 at 12:54 PM
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Okay Luigi absolutely didn't do it and this is a pin job
May 5, 2025 at 10:10 AM