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Anger directed towards Musk but willing to expand to other shitty Elons
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Please stop and read this statement from Renee Good's wife.
Renee Macklin Good's wife, Becca Good, released a statement and it moved me to sobbing tears:
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January 9, 2026 at 5:41 PM
Please stop and read this statement from Renee Good's wife.
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Instead of lowering costs like he promised, the second year of the Trump presidency is kicking off with a weaker job market and higher prices.
January 9, 2026 at 3:26 PM
Instead of lowering costs like he promised, the second year of the Trump presidency is kicking off with a weaker job market and higher prices.
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I cannot emphasize enough this woman WAS IN THE FUCKING CAR AND SAW HER WIFE GET SHOT NEXT TO HER and the media has tried to write her out of the story
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
January 9, 2026 at 5:58 PM
I cannot emphasize enough this woman WAS IN THE FUCKING CAR AND SAW HER WIFE GET SHOT NEXT TO HER and the media has tried to write her out of the story
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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Institutional media homophobia
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Literally the first news outlet I've seen directly quoting her wife. Even the NPR piece on Renee Good that aired this morning made no mention of Becca Good whatsoever.
On Wednesday, Renee Macklin Good was fatally shot by a federal ICE agent. Becca Good, her wife, shared the following statement with MPR News.
January 9, 2026 at 5:53 PM
Institutional media homophobia
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
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It’s hard to imagine any recent mayor caring enough to issue a statement like this. Katie knows road deaths are preventable and Seattle can do better.
Early Sunday morning, a driver struck and killed a 38-year-old named Allie who was biking across Beacon Ave S. The driver fled the scene. As a lifelong cyclist who’s had my share of close calls, my heart goes out to Allie’s family and friends.
December 16, 2025 at 4:57 PM
It’s hard to imagine any recent mayor caring enough to issue a statement like this. Katie knows road deaths are preventable and Seattle can do better.
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Head on a swivel, Chicago
border patrol agents, including greg bovino, are slamming chicago’s southwest side/near suburbs already today.
at least one person abducted from tbe walmart parking at cicero/33rd in cicero—a frequent target for agents (photos below). also confirmed in back of the yards and brighton park.
at least one person abducted from tbe walmart parking at cicero/33rd in cicero—a frequent target for agents (photos below). also confirmed in back of the yards and brighton park.
December 16, 2025 at 3:13 PM
Head on a swivel, Chicago
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Cited after potentially killing someone when driving an oversized vehicle in a city without properly clearing their windshield.
This cite and release policy is fucking insane.
This cite and release policy is fucking insane.
December 15, 2025 at 5:12 PM
Cited after potentially killing someone when driving an oversized vehicle in a city without properly clearing their windshield.
This cite and release policy is fucking insane.
This cite and release policy is fucking insane.
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Federal prosecutors allege that a U.S. Customs and Border Patrol agent operating in Chicago is a “serial rapist” who used his position in law enforcement to sexually assault and rob at least four women at gunpoint throughout 2022. https://to.wttw.com/3MtxGqK
US Border Patrol Officer in Chicago Operated as ‘Serial Rapist,’ Federal Prosecutors Allege
Federal prosecutors allege that Luis Uribe is a “serial rapist” who used his position in law enforcement to sexually assault and rob at least four women at gunpoint throughout 2022.
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December 10, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Federal prosecutors allege that a U.S. Customs and Border Patrol agent operating in Chicago is a “serial rapist” who used his position in law enforcement to sexually assault and rob at least four women at gunpoint throughout 2022. https://to.wttw.com/3MtxGqK
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NEW, from me: One startling stat captures just how badly the year went for the GOP.
Democrats flipped 21% of all GOP-held legislative seats at play.
That's thanks to gains they made in six states this year, and I break it all down in my latest:
Democrats flipped 21% of all GOP-held legislative seats at play.
That's thanks to gains they made in six states this year, and I break it all down in my latest:
In 2025, Democrats Flipped 21 Percent of GOP-Held Legislative Seats - Bolts
At the start of Donald Trump’s first presidency, in 2017, large Democratic victories in New Jersey and Virginia, paired with overperformances in special elections, foreshadowed the blue wave of the......
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December 10, 2025 at 5:54 PM
NEW, from me: One startling stat captures just how badly the year went for the GOP.
Democrats flipped 21% of all GOP-held legislative seats at play.
That's thanks to gains they made in six states this year, and I break it all down in my latest:
Democrats flipped 21% of all GOP-held legislative seats at play.
That's thanks to gains they made in six states this year, and I break it all down in my latest:
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JUST IN: Federal judge GRANTS without prejudice James Comey’s Motion to Dismiss Indictment based on the unlawful and invalid appointment of Trump Law-Lackey, Lindsey Halligan.
November 24, 2025 at 5:41 PM
JUST IN: Federal judge GRANTS without prejudice James Comey’s Motion to Dismiss Indictment based on the unlawful and invalid appointment of Trump Law-Lackey, Lindsey Halligan.
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President Donald Trump on Thursday accused half a dozen Democratic lawmakers of sedition “punishable by DEATH” after the lawmakers — all veterans of the armed services and intelligence community — called on U.S. military members to uphold the Constitution and defy “illegal orders.”
Trump says Democrats’ video message to military is ‘seditious behavior’ punishable by death
President Donald Trump on Thursday accused half a dozen Democratic lawmakers of sedition “punishable by DEATH” after the lawmakers — all veterans of the armed services and intelligence community — …
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November 20, 2025 at 7:10 PM
President Donald Trump on Thursday accused half a dozen Democratic lawmakers of sedition “punishable by DEATH” after the lawmakers — all veterans of the armed services and intelligence community — called on U.S. military members to uphold the Constitution and defy “illegal orders.”
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Absolutely incredible; after shooting Marimar Martinez 5 times and arresting her on claims that she rammed them and pulled a gun, prosecutors have now moved to dismiss ALL criminal charges against her and her codefendant.
New: the govt has moved to dismiss its assault case against Marimar Martinez and Anthony Ian Santos Ruiz, two people accused of "box[ing] in" a Border Patrol vehicle in Chicago on Oct. 4.
One agent shot Martinez, with evidence presented to the court that he later bragged about in text messages.
One agent shot Martinez, with evidence presented to the court that he later bragged about in text messages.
November 20, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Absolutely incredible; after shooting Marimar Martinez 5 times and arresting her on claims that she rammed them and pulled a gun, prosecutors have now moved to dismiss ALL criminal charges against her and her codefendant.
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New from 404 Media: a contractor is paying random people $300 to physically track immigrants for ICE. Spoke to people briefed on plans. This isn't licensed PIs/bounty hunters. These are just former police/military; members of public
"Something doesn't sound right"
www.404media.co/contractor-p...
"Something doesn't sound right"
www.404media.co/contractor-p...
Contractor Paying Random People $300 to Physically Track Immigrants for ICE
“The more I listened to it, the more I’m like, something doesn’t sound right,” a person who was briefed on the pilot plans told 404 Media.
www.404media.co
November 18, 2025 at 3:08 PM
New from 404 Media: a contractor is paying random people $300 to physically track immigrants for ICE. Spoke to people briefed on plans. This isn't licensed PIs/bounty hunters. These are just former police/military; members of public
"Something doesn't sound right"
www.404media.co/contractor-p...
"Something doesn't sound right"
www.404media.co/contractor-p...
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This rap sheet is depressing, but what is devastating to me is that during last night's memorial gathering at the site of the hit and run, I witnessed zero drivers stopping at the stop sign. They rolled through, fast or slow, passing by a hundred people gathered with candles at the intersection.
Just learned that the murderer had a rap sheet a mile long. Good to get this context. Better street design is for sure always needed, but this dude should have been locked up with key discarded. No respect for life or civil society here.
November 18, 2025 at 3:51 PM
This rap sheet is depressing, but what is devastating to me is that during last night's memorial gathering at the site of the hit and run, I witnessed zero drivers stopping at the stop sign. They rolled through, fast or slow, passing by a hundred people gathered with candles at the intersection.
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U.S. District Judge Robert Gettleman just took the bench for this hearing, which was originally called to discuss scheduling/logistics for the Broadview conditions case.
Good morning. Lawyers are due to meet shortly with U.S. District Judge Robert Gettleman in the case about conditions inside ICE's holding center in Broadview.
We're still waiting to hear how things went during the site inspection with Judge McNally last week.
We're still waiting to hear how things went during the site inspection with Judge McNally last week.
U.S. Magistrate Judge Laura McNally has confirmed on the docket that the site visit at the ICE holding facility in Broadview went forward today.
But there wasn't much for the public to see. @vimiller.bsky.social reports that attorneys were seen walking out, chatting and leaving.
But there wasn't much for the public to see. @vimiller.bsky.social reports that attorneys were seen walking out, chatting and leaving.
November 18, 2025 at 4:04 PM
U.S. District Judge Robert Gettleman just took the bench for this hearing, which was originally called to discuss scheduling/logistics for the Broadview conditions case.
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The U.S. Department of Homeland Security closed its command center Friday afternoon at Naval Station Great Lakes in North Chicago, ending a two-month-plus stay while conducting immigration enforcement operations in the Chicago area.
Immigration agents have reportedly left naval station: ‘A sigh of relief’
Gregory Jackson said he learned from an official at the naval base that DHS was leaving the building it has used as its command center since Sept. 5.
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November 15, 2025 at 6:30 PM
The U.S. Department of Homeland Security closed its command center Friday afternoon at Naval Station Great Lakes in North Chicago, ending a two-month-plus stay while conducting immigration enforcement operations in the Chicago area.
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NEW: A judge in Washington has ruled that police images taken by Flock’s AI license plate-scanning cameras are public records that can be requested as part of normal public records requests.
The decision highlights the sheer volume of the technology-fueled surveillance state in the US.
The decision highlights the sheer volume of the technology-fueled surveillance state in the US.
Judge Rules Flock Surveillance Images Are Public Records That Can Be Requested By Anyone
A Washington judge said images taken by Flock cameras are "not exempt from disclosure" in public record requests.
www.404media.co
November 12, 2025 at 3:13 PM
NEW: A judge in Washington has ruled that police images taken by Flock’s AI license plate-scanning cameras are public records that can be requested as part of normal public records requests.
The decision highlights the sheer volume of the technology-fueled surveillance state in the US.
The decision highlights the sheer volume of the technology-fueled surveillance state in the US.
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“Bovino and his officers are expected to head to Charlotte, North Carolina, then continue to New Orleans, according to two of the officials, who stressed plans are still being finalized. Immigration and Customs Enforcement is expected to continue operations in Chicago.”
Gregory Bovino and his Border Patrol agents are planning to leave Chicago as early as this week, sources say | CNN
Gregory Bovino, the top Border Patrol official leading the charge on the Trump administration’s immigration crackdown in cities, along with his agents, are planning to leave Chicago as early as this w...
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November 11, 2025 at 5:16 PM
“Bovino and his officers are expected to head to Charlotte, North Carolina, then continue to New Orleans, according to two of the officials, who stressed plans are still being finalized. Immigration and Customs Enforcement is expected to continue operations in Chicago.”
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The latest in an endless river of corrupt Trump pardons for wealthy and well-connected Republican criminals.
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
The latest in an endless river of corrupt Trump pardons for wealthy and well-connected Republican criminals.
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A damn daycare. This is sick. What are we doing?
November 5, 2025 at 6:30 PM
A damn daycare. This is sick. What are we doing?
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"There would be hell to pay if Senate Democrats don't let events play out," one House Democrat tells @axios.com of the shutdown.
"We had a huge night last night, and striking a weak deal in the immediate aftermath would be a self own." www.axios.com/2025/11/05/d...
"We had a huge night last night, and striking a weak deal in the immediate aftermath would be a self own." www.axios.com/2025/11/05/d...
Democrats warned of "hell to pay" if they cut "weak" shutdown deal after election wins
Several lawmakers said the mere promise of a future vote or negotiations is subpar.
www.axios.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:18 PM
"There would be hell to pay if Senate Democrats don't let events play out," one House Democrat tells @axios.com of the shutdown.
"We had a huge night last night, and striking a weak deal in the immediate aftermath would be a self own." www.axios.com/2025/11/05/d...
"We had a huge night last night, and striking a weak deal in the immediate aftermath would be a self own." www.axios.com/2025/11/05/d...
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“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.”
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
November 5, 2025 at 6:57 PM
“This case, ladies and gentleman of the jury, is about a sandwich.”
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.
Closing arguments from the defense in the DC sandwich guy case are now underway.