César, sometimes Oscar
@elmachuko.bsky.social
Just coasting through life because I would lose my mind if I don’t.
Damn I sure do hate being sick…I’m ready to call it quits on life
December 8, 2025 at 1:20 AM
Damn I sure do hate being sick…I’m ready to call it quits on life
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"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA"
* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window
* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window
US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement operation in LA, reports say
A U.S. Marshal was shot while assisting an immigration enforcement operation, according to several reports.
www.kktv.com
October 21, 2025 at 8:28 PM
"US Marshal shot during immigration enforcement in LA"
* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window
* article explains he was shot by an ICE officer whose weapon discharged when he used it to smash a car window
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We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
September 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
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UNTIL THE PAINT IS PEALING OFF THE WALLS
June 26, 2025 at 12:44 AM
UNTIL THE PAINT IS PEALING OFF THE WALLS
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If you cannot call it what it is when all in a week: a government removes every mention of a group of people, destroys information about them en masse, bans their discussion in schools, restricts their ability to travel and starts seizing and refusing their official identification, when will you?
February 1, 2025 at 12:45 PM
If you cannot call it what it is when all in a week: a government removes every mention of a group of people, destroys information about them en masse, bans their discussion in schools, restricts their ability to travel and starts seizing and refusing their official identification, when will you?
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“I will de-Nazify shit, but I won’t re-Nazify shit” 👏🏻
January 30, 2025 at 9:55 PM
“I will de-Nazify shit, but I won’t re-Nazify shit” 👏🏻
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Again: 1> min. Pre-formatted for social media. Subtitled. Visually clear. Names Trump. Blames Trump. Explains the event. Explains why it matters. Timely. Urgent. Effortless to forward.
If President Trump is serious about lowering costs and capping credit card interest rates, he needs a strong CFPB and a strong CFPB Director.
If he and Republicans decide to cower to Wall Street billionaires and try to destroy the agency, they will have a fight on their hands.
If he and Republicans decide to cower to Wall Street billionaires and try to destroy the agency, they will have a fight on their hands.
February 1, 2025 at 4:27 PM
Again: 1> min. Pre-formatted for social media. Subtitled. Visually clear. Names Trump. Blames Trump. Explains the event. Explains why it matters. Timely. Urgent. Effortless to forward.
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psa for these trying times: it’s ok to kick people out of your life if they’re complicit in your own death!
February 1, 2025 at 4:40 PM
psa for these trying times: it’s ok to kick people out of your life if they’re complicit in your own death!
Got around to watching Deadpool and Wolverine. 1. I want Hugh Jackman in a sinful way that makes nonbelievers convert and 2. The behind the scenes montage at the end made me cry like a baby.
January 2, 2025 at 12:21 AM
Got around to watching Deadpool and Wolverine. 1. I want Hugh Jackman in a sinful way that makes nonbelievers convert and 2. The behind the scenes montage at the end made me cry like a baby.
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I guess I’m just envious of my fiancé because people shamelessly lust after him, and I’m stuck in the sidelines thinking, “am I not lust worthy?” Would I sleep with them? No, but it’s nice reassurance.
November 28, 2024 at 11:17 PM
I guess I’m just envious of my fiancé because people shamelessly lust after him, and I’m stuck in the sidelines thinking, “am I not lust worthy?” Would I sleep with them? No, but it’s nice reassurance.
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GOOD. I hope they felt unsafe. 🥰
heartwarming story for the holidays ❤️🔥
“…the neo-Nazis told police they had never experienced a response like the one they received in Columbus. They said people pulled guns on them and threw cans and vegetables as they marched... One of the officers noted the men were ‘covered in’ pepper spray.”
“…the neo-Nazis told police they had never experienced a response like the one they received in Columbus. They said people pulled guns on them and threw cans and vegetables as they marched... One of the officers noted the men were ‘covered in’ pepper spray.”
Body cam footage: Neo-Nazis who marched in Short North claimed to be victims of violence
The neo-Nazis told police they had never received such a violent response as the one they received in Columbus, and claimed people threw cans and veggies.
www.dispatch.com
November 26, 2024 at 2:56 AM
GOOD. I hope they felt unsafe. 🥰
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Can’t stay hard? Don’t stress, let’s just cuddle and makeout.
Ass not cooperating? Not a problem, let’s cuddle and makeout.
Can’t manage to cum? Again, not a problem, we had fun the whole time anyways.
Sex is about enjoying the time together, not stressing about doing it perfectly.
Ass not cooperating? Not a problem, let’s cuddle and makeout.
Can’t manage to cum? Again, not a problem, we had fun the whole time anyways.
Sex is about enjoying the time together, not stressing about doing it perfectly.
November 17, 2024 at 3:51 AM
Can’t stay hard? Don’t stress, let’s just cuddle and makeout.
Ass not cooperating? Not a problem, let’s cuddle and makeout.
Can’t manage to cum? Again, not a problem, we had fun the whole time anyways.
Sex is about enjoying the time together, not stressing about doing it perfectly.
Ass not cooperating? Not a problem, let’s cuddle and makeout.
Can’t manage to cum? Again, not a problem, we had fun the whole time anyways.
Sex is about enjoying the time together, not stressing about doing it perfectly.
You and your favorite pokemon
November 17, 2024 at 4:52 PM
You and your favorite pokemon
Watching The Reluctant Traveler, and I can’t help but think, “am I Eugene Levy?”
a man with gray hair and a mustache is sitting in front of a window and making a funny face .
ALT: a man with gray hair and a mustache is sitting in front of a window and making a funny face .
media.tenor.com
November 17, 2024 at 4:25 PM
Watching The Reluctant Traveler, and I can’t help but think, “am I Eugene Levy?”
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If you've moved over from X or Meta to here to follow me, be advised I present nothing filtered here. It's sex-positive, it's diverse, and I'll call it like I see it. Pearl clutching is only done ironically. Also remember - don't engage trolls - block them. Keep the community positive.
November 14, 2024 at 5:52 PM
If you've moved over from X or Meta to here to follow me, be advised I present nothing filtered here. It's sex-positive, it's diverse, and I'll call it like I see it. Pearl clutching is only done ironically. Also remember - don't engage trolls - block them. Keep the community positive.
My current hyperfixation is Epic: The Musical
November 14, 2024 at 3:19 AM
My current hyperfixation is Epic: The Musical
Honestly, I just really like sucking dick and eating ass…
November 12, 2024 at 12:27 AM
Honestly, I just really like sucking dick and eating ass…
Five comfort watches, in no order:
- Jurassic Park
- Stardust
- Twister
- Drop Dead Gorgeous
- The Birdcage
- Jurassic Park
- Stardust
- Twister
- Drop Dead Gorgeous
- The Birdcage
five comfort watches, no order:
- Mary Poppins
- Jurassic Park
- Lilo & Stitch
- Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
- Charlie's Angels (2000)
- Mary Poppins
- Jurassic Park
- Lilo & Stitch
- Scott Pilgrim vs. The World
- Charlie's Angels (2000)
five comfort watches, no order:
- Stardust
- Little Shop of Horrors
- Arrival
- Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
- Empire Strikes Back
- Stardust
- Little Shop of Horrors
- Arrival
- Gentlemen Prefer Blondes
- Empire Strikes Back
August 4, 2024 at 12:41 PM
Five comfort watches, in no order:
- Jurassic Park
- Stardust
- Twister
- Drop Dead Gorgeous
- The Birdcage
- Jurassic Park
- Stardust
- Twister
- Drop Dead Gorgeous
- The Birdcage
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When McDonalds cost $2 more than Chilis for a burger meal, for less food, you know it's corporate greed and NOT inflation.
May 1, 2024 at 12:56 PM
When McDonalds cost $2 more than Chilis for a burger meal, for less food, you know it's corporate greed and NOT inflation.