Elly ruse
@ellyruse.bsky.social
Boba enthusiast & writer. Currently watching Star Trek DS9 for the first time. In my free time, I practice law. I'm sure someday I will finally master it. Also, I hoard stickers.
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Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out
November 27, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Mulligan has been drinking out of the people water all afternoon and we just found out
Whenever I am feeling sad, I think of the absolute anthem that is the spice girl's "never give up on the good times" and I think.... well, ok, I'm doing my best, fam.
November 27, 2025 at 7:41 PM
Whenever I am feeling sad, I think of the absolute anthem that is the spice girl's "never give up on the good times" and I think.... well, ok, I'm doing my best, fam.
We as a society need to decide what "green tea flavor" actually tastes like. I never know if I'm getting wet grass flavor or vaguely vanilla.
September 9, 2025 at 7:29 PM
We as a society need to decide what "green tea flavor" actually tastes like. I never know if I'm getting wet grass flavor or vaguely vanilla.
PSA: Spectrum wireless is legit the worst company ever to exist. They refused to cancel service for a phone that I lost when my house burnt down in the wildfire. So I've been paying $45+ every month for legit nothing and I can't get rid of it. Someone cut their cords apparently & i love that 4 them
June 19, 2025 at 8:36 PM
PSA: Spectrum wireless is legit the worst company ever to exist. They refused to cancel service for a phone that I lost when my house burnt down in the wildfire. So I've been paying $45+ every month for legit nothing and I can't get rid of it. Someone cut their cords apparently & i love that 4 them
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do you ever think about how this is all happening for no reason at all?
June 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
do you ever think about how this is all happening for no reason at all?
People are attacking Karen Bass for her wildfire response & I agree it was subpar, to say the least. But she has a right to be concerned about the ICE raids in LA. It's a larger threat to rebuilding than anything else. ICE is targeting Home Depot parking lots.
June 8, 2025 at 5:04 PM
People are attacking Karen Bass for her wildfire response & I agree it was subpar, to say the least. But she has a right to be concerned about the ICE raids in LA. It's a larger threat to rebuilding than anything else. ICE is targeting Home Depot parking lots.
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Waking up, turning to the cat and saying "Status Report"
June 8, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Waking up, turning to the cat and saying "Status Report"
Clearly the market does not always respond to demand because Dasani is still being sold even though no one actually drinks it (willingly). In conclusion, the market is not beholden to the consumer and the opposite is true
May 18, 2025 at 7:52 PM
Clearly the market does not always respond to demand because Dasani is still being sold even though no one actually drinks it (willingly). In conclusion, the market is not beholden to the consumer and the opposite is true
FINALLY, a beautiful cyber truck. Can't wait to see more of these on the road, just like this model.
May 7, 2025 at 3:32 AM
FINALLY, a beautiful cyber truck. Can't wait to see more of these on the road, just like this model.
If we tell donald that the tariffs will be great for the environment because people will not be purchasing new items (and instead reusing things and buying things used) will he reverse course lest he be considered a "treehugger" or something /s
April 23, 2025 at 6:19 AM
If we tell donald that the tariffs will be great for the environment because people will not be purchasing new items (and instead reusing things and buying things used) will he reverse course lest he be considered a "treehugger" or something /s
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SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
April 21, 2025 at 2:38 PM
SORRY. Sorry.
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
Have we seen this *incredible* news video coming out of Queensland? Wait for the witness/witnesses statement
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While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.
April 21, 2025 at 1:46 AM
While the gospels say that Judas led the Romans to Jesus, a new theory is gaining traction with some Biblical scholars. There is evidence, some say, that Judas merely shared Christ's location on an insecure group chat that accidentally included several Roman officials and journalists.
Samuel Alito - also known as the low budget Antonin Scalia. I love saying this because I know how much it upsets him
April 21, 2025 at 11:19 PM
Samuel Alito - also known as the low budget Antonin Scalia. I love saying this because I know how much it upsets him
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The "us" that's supposedly getting "rich" is the government. By taxing Americans. He's bragging about how much money he's taking out of our pockets.
REPORTER: Is there anything the prime minister said that changed your mind potentially about tariffs?
TRUMP: No. Tariffs are making us rich. We were losing a lot of money under Biden.
TRUMP: No. Tariffs are making us rich. We were losing a lot of money under Biden.
April 17, 2025 at 6:27 PM
The "us" that's supposedly getting "rich" is the government. By taxing Americans. He's bragging about how much money he's taking out of our pockets.
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1. It’s important to me that my money supports…
a) public television
b) national parks
c) irrigation for the Mar-a-Lago golf course
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wou...
a) public television
b) national parks
c) irrigation for the Mar-a-Lago golf course
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wou...
Would You Like Us to Spend Your Tax Dollars on Meals on Wheels or a Billionaire’s Yacht?
Please take a few moments to let us know how you’d like your tax dollars spent by the Trump administration. 1. It’s important to me that my money s...
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April 17, 2025 at 2:00 AM
1. It’s important to me that my money supports…
a) public television
b) national parks
c) irrigation for the Mar-a-Lago golf course
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wou...
a) public television
b) national parks
c) irrigation for the Mar-a-Lago golf course
www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/wou...
When I was a child, my parents used to tell me that the wave pool at the water park was powered by a bunch of strong guys with oars that sat in a room right next to the pool, and they needed to take breaks every 15 minutes. I remember feeling sorry for those poor guys. That's the post.
April 17, 2025 at 7:43 PM
When I was a child, my parents used to tell me that the wave pool at the water park was powered by a bunch of strong guys with oars that sat in a room right next to the pool, and they needed to take breaks every 15 minutes. I remember feeling sorry for those poor guys. That's the post.
My dad and I want to get a doorbell of mitch hedberg's voice saying "GO AROUND" because people keep leaving packages at the wrong gate and it has been a struggle digging around looking for packages
April 16, 2025 at 7:03 PM
My dad and I want to get a doorbell of mitch hedberg's voice saying "GO AROUND" because people keep leaving packages at the wrong gate and it has been a struggle digging around looking for packages
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No way out but through, but man is through really, really gonna suck
April 6, 2025 at 11:17 PM
No way out but through, but man is through really, really gonna suck
I hate this world right now
April 5, 2025 at 5:06 AM
I hate this world right now
I've always wondered if I was removed from Twitter for bad faith reasons. After Elon bought Twitter, apparently someone tried to access my account (I never got a notification when/if it happened) & so it was suspended. It lets me log in but I can't view or post anything.
March 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I've always wondered if I was removed from Twitter for bad faith reasons. After Elon bought Twitter, apparently someone tried to access my account (I never got a notification when/if it happened) & so it was suspended. It lets me log in but I can't view or post anything.
I'm pretty certain I am allergic to Target stores. There is something in there that just draws the snot out of me and I can't figure out WHY. Is it the plastic packaging and sadness? The artificial succulents? Idk
March 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I'm pretty certain I am allergic to Target stores. There is something in there that just draws the snot out of me and I can't figure out WHY. Is it the plastic packaging and sadness? The artificial succulents? Idk
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no. next question
March 16, 2025 at 5:51 PM
no. next question
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