Ellyn Degenerate is Simply Having a Wonderful Existential Crisis
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Fetid Moppet. Creepy Nutcracker collector. Haver of either too many or not enough carnivorous plants. Wonderful Christmastime is a good song. She/her.
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Ellyn Degenerate is Simply Having a Wonderful Existential Crisis
@ellyndegenerate.bsky.social
· Jan 4
I DIDN’T KNOW I WAS ORDERING QUEEF BEADS
Oh. Oh no.
"Malort advent calendar" is already such an unhinged concept but every little window just having Malort in it really pushes it over the edge into something transcendently funny
November 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Oh. Oh no.
I present the Scooby Gang
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I present the Scooby Gang
Gotta do trunk or treat at the school tonight so here’s a Halloween costume hint. Any guesses?
October 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Gotta do trunk or treat at the school tonight so here’s a Halloween costume hint. Any guesses?
Seeking opinions! We’re having family pictures done in a few weeks and I’m trying to decide if one of these dresses works and which one is better. Pic 1 is the background we’re using and what I’m planning to have the kids wear. Pic 2 is the dresses next to kids clothes for color reference.
October 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Seeking opinions! We’re having family pictures done in a few weeks and I’m trying to decide if one of these dresses works and which one is better. Pic 1 is the background we’re using and what I’m planning to have the kids wear. Pic 2 is the dresses next to kids clothes for color reference.
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holy shit you guys have to read the actual article
i feel like im going to pass out
i feel like im going to pass out
September 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
holy shit you guys have to read the actual article
i feel like im going to pass out
i feel like im going to pass out
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If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
We Paid Some Etsy Witches to Curse Charlie Kirk
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com
September 8, 2025 at 4:51 PM
If the far-right misogynist with a bad haircut wants to villainize independent women, Jezebel is more than happy to be the hag of his nightmares.
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
www.jezebel.com/we-paid-some...
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If you find yourself wondering what do or how to feel in light of today's news, ask yourself, "what would Charlie Kirk do"
Seek wisdom in his teaching
Seek wisdom in his teaching
September 10, 2025 at 10:19 PM
If you find yourself wondering what do or how to feel in light of today's news, ask yourself, "what would Charlie Kirk do"
Seek wisdom in his teaching
Seek wisdom in his teaching
Welcome to the world my third child
August 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Welcome to the world my third child
Just ordered an 18” $30 soft pretzel at the wine bar we’re at while my husband glowers at me like he doesn’t know who he’s married to.
August 31, 2025 at 2:25 AM
Just ordered an 18” $30 soft pretzel at the wine bar we’re at while my husband glowers at me like he doesn’t know who he’s married to.
This year’s family Halloween costumes have been ordered. Any guesses? I think it’s gonna be good.
Ellyn Degenerate is Simply Having a Wonderful Existential Crisis
@ellyndegenerate.bsky.social
· Nov 29
Since I haven’t used this app for over a year and only had one post in between last year Halloween costumes and this Halloween I suppose I should post the Halloween 2024 shots even though we’re a little late here.
August 30, 2025 at 7:15 PM
This year’s family Halloween costumes have been ordered. Any guesses? I think it’s gonna be good.
4th of July babies
July 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
4th of July babies
Starting to get some cursed eBay recommendations even by my standards
July 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Starting to get some cursed eBay recommendations even by my standards
How it’s advertised vs what you get 😂
June 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
How it’s advertised vs what you get 😂
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ACAB includes Paw Patrol. Especially Paw Patrol for that matter.
June 27, 2025 at 10:34 PM
ACAB includes Paw Patrol. Especially Paw Patrol for that matter.
When you’re playing in your sister’s closet
June 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
When you’re playing in your sister’s closet
Why is Humpty Dumpty always depicted as an egg? Nowhere does it say he’s an egg. Story is way more tragic when you realize it’s just some dude whose shit got fucked up by a wall and also happened to be named Humpty Dumpty on top of that.
June 24, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Why is Humpty Dumpty always depicted as an egg? Nowhere does it say he’s an egg. Story is way more tragic when you realize it’s just some dude whose shit got fucked up by a wall and also happened to be named Humpty Dumpty on top of that.
Made a couple non-horny signs (yay for me) because I heard they come around and collect them and I figured it would be a good chance for Mary to kind of meet a Wiggle if that was true… well they did collect them and then they ended up reading some on stage and the first couple they read were ours…
Ellyn Degenerate is Simply Having a Wonderful Existential Crisis
@ellyndegenerate.bsky.social
· Jun 18
The Wiggles Concert is this weekend and I told Mary we could make a sign or picture or something but I have no idea what to put on the sign that’s not just printing this out. Give me some child friendly ideas.
June 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Made a couple non-horny signs (yay for me) because I heard they come around and collect them and I figured it would be a good chance for Mary to kind of meet a Wiggle if that was true… well they did collect them and then they ended up reading some on stage and the first couple they read were ours…
Well we’re back to processing at Fox Valley a third time. This is fantastic.
June 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Well we’re back to processing at Fox Valley a third time. This is fantastic.
Me and my baby girl
June 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Me and my baby girl
Am I wearing a lot cut horny shirt? Yes I am.
June 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Am I wearing a lot cut horny shirt? Yes I am.
Almost Wiggle time. Front row tickets except for the pit.
June 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Almost Wiggle time. Front row tickets except for the pit.
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“Thank you for bringing me home, Ellyn. It’s so lovely here. I hope you don’t regret this. I watch you sleep and shower because I have to. The voices say I must. Do people taste different now? It’s been so long since I ate.”
June 20, 2025 at 6:49 PM
“Thank you for bringing me home, Ellyn. It’s so lovely here. I hope you don’t regret this. I watch you sleep and shower because I have to. The voices say I must. Do people taste different now? It’s been so long since I ate.”
Welcome home you gorgeous, cursed girl.
June 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Welcome home you gorgeous, cursed girl.