Ellyn Degenerate is Simply Having a Wonderful Existential Crisis
@ellyndegenerate.bsky.social
Fetid Moppet. Creepy Nutcracker collector. Haver of either too many or not enough carnivorous plants. Wonderful Christmastime is a good song. She/her.
The pressure to live up to expectations is real
November 13, 2025 at 1:25 AM
The pressure to live up to expectations is real
Mary is already asking what we’re going to do next year 😂. She’s my Halloween queen.
November 13, 2025 at 12:15 AM
Mary is already asking what we’re going to do next year 😂. She’s my Halloween queen.
I feel pressure to live up to expectations
November 1, 2025 at 12:57 AM
I feel pressure to live up to expectations
I don’t half ass Halloween, I whole ass it.
October 31, 2025 at 11:15 PM
I don’t half ass Halloween, I whole ass it.
He’s the best
October 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
He’s the best
He’s so high on candy I don’t think he’ll care
October 31, 2025 at 11:14 PM
He’s so high on candy I don’t think he’ll care
We were actually in the middle of reading a kid’s biography about Jane when she passed
October 27, 2025 at 4:25 PM
We were actually in the middle of reading a kid’s biography about Jane when she passed
She’s still obsessed with Lala and sleeps with him every night and gorillas are still her favorite animals
October 27, 2025 at 4:19 PM
She’s still obsessed with Lala and sleeps with him every night and gorillas are still her favorite animals
Lmfao these are pieces to two of the costumes
October 23, 2025 at 8:27 PM
Lmfao these are pieces to two of the costumes
I was leaning towards the cream dress but I wasn’t sure if it was too short, but every other cream dress I ordered wasn’t the right shade. That’s the main reason I tried the green.
October 23, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I was leaning towards the cream dress but I wasn’t sure if it was too short, but every other cream dress I ordered wasn’t the right shade. That’s the main reason I tried the green.
And pics 3 and 4 are the dresses on. Husband’s outfit is still tbd. Please be honest, and if they both suck let me know so I can try to find something else.
October 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
And pics 3 and 4 are the dresses on. Husband’s outfit is still tbd. Please be honest, and if they both suck let me know so I can try to find something else.
Did leg day at the gym with my personal trainer
September 10, 2025 at 8:32 PM
Did leg day at the gym with my personal trainer
*hides under blanket*
September 10, 2025 at 8:23 PM
*hides under blanket*
NSFW
August 31, 2025 at 3:48 AM
NSFW
See Matt thinks I’m crazy but how does one not order an 18” soft pretzel when one sees it on the menu
August 31, 2025 at 3:03 AM
See Matt thinks I’m crazy but how does one not order an 18” soft pretzel when one sees it on the menu
Cheers!🥂
August 31, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Cheers!🥂
As you should be it has awesome cheese sauce
August 31, 2025 at 2:58 AM
As you should be it has awesome cheese sauce
Plus look at its dong 👀
August 31, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Plus look at its dong 👀