Ellyn Degenerate is Simply Having a Wonderful Existential Crisis
@ellyndegenerate.bsky.social
Fetid Moppet. Creepy Nutcracker collector. Haver of either too many or not enough carnivorous plants. Wonderful Christmastime is a good song. She/her.
I present the Scooby Gang
October 31, 2025 at 9:17 PM
I present the Scooby Gang
Gotta do trunk or treat at the school tonight so here’s a Halloween costume hint. Any guesses?
October 23, 2025 at 8:24 PM
Gotta do trunk or treat at the school tonight so here’s a Halloween costume hint. Any guesses?
Seeking opinions! We’re having family pictures done in a few weeks and I’m trying to decide if one of these dresses works and which one is better. Pic 1 is the background we’re using and what I’m planning to have the kids wear. Pic 2 is the dresses next to kids clothes for color reference.
October 23, 2025 at 5:46 PM
Seeking opinions! We’re having family pictures done in a few weeks and I’m trying to decide if one of these dresses works and which one is better. Pic 1 is the background we’re using and what I’m planning to have the kids wear. Pic 2 is the dresses next to kids clothes for color reference.
As you should be it has awesome cheese sauce
August 31, 2025 at 2:58 AM
As you should be it has awesome cheese sauce
Plus look at its dong 👀
August 31, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Plus look at its dong 👀
Welcome to the world my third child
August 31, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Welcome to the world my third child
4th of July babies
July 4, 2025 at 7:52 PM
4th of July babies
Starting to get some cursed eBay recommendations even by my standards
July 2, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Starting to get some cursed eBay recommendations even by my standards
How it’s advertised vs what you get 😂
June 30, 2025 at 8:13 PM
How it’s advertised vs what you get 😂
I have very cute children
June 25, 2025 at 10:08 PM
I have very cute children
When you’re playing in your sister’s closet
June 25, 2025 at 9:57 PM
When you’re playing in your sister’s closet
This was our second sign they read (graphic design is my passion) and they picked it up and were like is this the Windy City, I’m assuming Chicago is the Windy City because they had no idea.
June 22, 2025 at 6:15 PM
This was our second sign they read (graphic design is my passion) and they picked it up and were like is this the Windy City, I’m assuming Chicago is the Windy City because they had no idea.
Be careful, once you buy one you’re going to want more and then you end up like this.
June 22, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Be careful, once you buy one you’re going to want more and then you end up like this.
Well we’re back to processing at Fox Valley a third time. This is fantastic.
June 22, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Well we’re back to processing at Fox Valley a third time. This is fantastic.
Me and my baby girl
June 22, 2025 at 12:54 AM
Me and my baby girl
Am I wearing a lot cut horny shirt? Yes I am.
June 21, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Am I wearing a lot cut horny shirt? Yes I am.
Almost Wiggle time. Front row tickets except for the pit.
June 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Almost Wiggle time. Front row tickets except for the pit.
Welcome home you gorgeous, cursed girl.
June 20, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Welcome home you gorgeous, cursed girl.
Still not here and now it’s going back and forth between facilities nearby. What in god’s name is going on? I had another package from this seller that I ordered after this one and was shipped later and got here days ago. USPS is such shit now. Hopefully my plants aren’t dead when they get here.
June 20, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Still not here and now it’s going back and forth between facilities nearby. What in god’s name is going on? I had another package from this seller that I ordered after this one and was shipped later and got here days ago. USPS is such shit now. Hopefully my plants aren’t dead when they get here.
I think we’re going to go with something like this for one either trimmed or with more decorations on the side or something, but at least this is an idea to work with even if it’s dumb.
June 19, 2025 at 10:12 PM
I think we’re going to go with something like this for one either trimmed or with more decorations on the side or something, but at least this is an idea to work with even if it’s dumb.
The Wiggles Concert is this weekend and I told Mary we could make a sign or picture or something but I have no idea what to put on the sign that’s not just printing this out. Give me some child friendly ideas.
June 18, 2025 at 8:09 PM
The Wiggles Concert is this weekend and I told Mary we could make a sign or picture or something but I have no idea what to put on the sign that’s not just printing this out. Give me some child friendly ideas.
Love when a package containing live plants going from one city in IL to another city in IL makes a pitstop in Springfield, MA. Hopefully my plants won’t be dead by the time they get here considering the original delivery date was supposed to be last Friday. USPS needs to get it together.
June 16, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Love when a package containing live plants going from one city in IL to another city in IL makes a pitstop in Springfield, MA. Hopefully my plants won’t be dead by the time they get here considering the original delivery date was supposed to be last Friday. USPS needs to get it together.
Got this one too recently and another I don’t have a picture of.
June 15, 2025 at 8:07 PM
Got this one too recently and another I don’t have a picture of.
Oh you should see my collection. There’s a few normal ones but I like the creepy ones.
June 15, 2025 at 8:02 PM
Oh you should see my collection. There’s a few normal ones but I like the creepy ones.
I already bought these ones, they weren’t as expensive
June 15, 2025 at 7:48 PM
I already bought these ones, they weren’t as expensive