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ellaeliz.bsky.social
@ellaeliz.bsky.social
Don’t ask me, I’ll overthink it.

Dogs, wine, nature, family, democracy and shiny objects.
Look at *gestures* everything. You deserve this laugh.
I know Tim Cook is just trying to protect his company but saying the president is a “well endowed and quite generous lover” seems a bit too far
August 8, 2025 at 12:48 AM
This article sums up the situation perfectly
Another good one here, Greed vs integrity, this time from Salon: www.msn.com/en-us/news/o...
MSN
www.msn.com
July 22, 2025 at 3:15 PM
🤣
So now both Luigi Mangione AND Chris Martin have killed a CEO.
July 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Nail…head
July 19, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Well said
It’s a good thing Congress isn’t alive to see this
June 22, 2025 at 12:08 PM
Solid perspective
L: what are you doing?

Me: apocalypse dance

L: what now?

Me: when the news is particularly scary I shake my booty to remind myself I'm still alive and not everything sucks because I can still do a funny little dance
June 12, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Perfection
He must be protected at all costs.
June 11, 2025 at 12:32 AM
Amazing writing, terrifying actions in Texas.
June 10, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Reposted
If you're a Marine or other service member being mobilized to Los Angeles and you'd like to apply for conscientious objector status, call the GI Rights Hotline to get some guidance on your options:

1-877-447-4487
June 9, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Crazy idea. How about instead of investing 20 million in trying to get incels back we maybe just liberate liberal news sources from their paywalls.
June 1, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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If roses were flowers, the name "roses" wouldn't have to exist. You'd just call them flowers.
May 30, 2025 at 9:35 PM
My brain says hey! wanna solve all the worlds problems?! We can do it! I believe in you! let’s just think it through…..Our success rate is 0%. But we’re still at it night after night.
I did NOT sleep last night, my body/brain was like "hey wanna ruminate? wanna get mad and stay mad and think about all the things you'd like to say?"
May 31, 2025 at 12:44 AM
Exact a fucking lootly
Apparently states’ rights stop the moment women board a plane with autonomy in their carry-on.
May 31, 2025 at 12:39 AM
About f*cking time
We need a Disney Princess who’s going through menopause.
May 29, 2025 at 2:51 AM
They’re trying to kill us. And this strategy will succeed if H5N1 goes viral
RFK Jr’s Department of Health and Human Services has notified Moderna that it is canceling a nearly $600 million contract with the company to develop, test, and license vaccines for flu strains that could trigger future pandemics, including the dangerous H5N1 bird flu virus.
HHS cancels nearly $600 million Moderna contract on vaccines for flu pandemics
HHS has notified Moderna that it is canceling a nearly $600 million contract for vaccines for flu strains that could trigger future pandemics.
www.statnews.com
May 29, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Brilliant ball breaking right here
May 27, 2025 at 10:45 AM
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This! This is brilliant. This is from Hussein Hallak via LinkedIn in screen shots.

By the way Hussein (@darkal777.bsky.social only has a handful of followers here. Let’s change that)
May 26, 2025 at 7:20 PM
I don’t make the rules….
eight years ago today we all watched the glory of zendaya falling madly in love with tom holland and the internet was never the same
May 7, 2025 at 2:37 PM
Dying….
Final_Version_of_Tarrifs_actualFINALcopy_version7_USETHISONE.docx
April 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
I just Donated.
I’m running for Congress.

I’ve spent my career holding the powerful accountable as a political & legal journalist. I’m running for Congress to tell you the truth, fight for New York, and Unf*ck Our Country.

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Unf*ck Our Country
YouTube video by Mike Sacks for Congress
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April 9, 2025 at 3:41 PM
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Might save a life.
March 8, 2025 at 12:36 AM
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March 8, 2025 at 5:53 AM
Howler monkeys
Marjorie Trailer Greene is concerned with decorum all of a sudden. 🥴
March 5, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Wtaf
The Iowa GOP advanced a bill making it a misdemeanor for a healthcare provider to administer a Covid vaccine.

Even when a person has requested a Covid vaccine.
March 5, 2025 at 2:59 AM