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Alex K
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Metalhead. He/him.
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When I first started tiktok I'm pretty sure I was sold on it because of this clip, even though I didn't even last 15 minutes before hating it.
November 22, 2025 at 3:53 AM
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I found a weird little door in this apartment today, and when I went through it, I was seeing through Trump's eyes in the Oval Office. Anyway, I met Zohran
November 22, 2025 at 4:02 AM
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the moment capitalism rly flopped is when companies stopped caring whether the tear here to open worked. the scamming knows no bounds
November 20, 2025 at 12:38 AM
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oh yeah of course you're beautiful, just not traditionally. More like a boat or a large interesting rock at sunset. Not in the kiss and have sex way, you know?
October 30, 2025 at 4:09 PM
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may I speak with the primary poster in your household?
September 16, 2025 at 10:00 PM
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A feature every social media should have is a button where you can pin the panel of Ray Gets Sort of Stoned that best describes how high you are so everyone knows What Your Deal Is right now
November 2, 2023 at 12:03 AM
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You can't joke about anything anymore. Because you signed a multi figure contract with the Saudi government that said they wouldn't pay you if you did.
September 27, 2025 at 10:09 PM
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Ultimate Companion for Windows (US Dreams, Windows, 1994)
July 28, 2025 at 1:33 AM
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My insults were lackluster so I read some Shakespeare and now I see before me a cretinous, witless fool, hapless and ever prone to folly.
December 9, 2024 at 9:46 AM
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went here and everyone was talking about your favorite video games and shows
September 1, 2025 at 12:43 PM
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Millennials are middle aged now but not me. I stayed young somehow
September 1, 2025 at 11:50 AM
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My Duolingo lessons are teaching how to say “We are still trapped in the dream.” I’m learning useful phrases like “We only dreamt we woke up” and “The Dream Master won’t let us leave”
August 12, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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watching you dildo brain cock suckers play w/ AI shit is like watching a dog paw at one of those puzzle boxes that you put treats inside of
July 31, 2025 at 2:11 AM
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Ghoul and goblin awareness: There are ghouls and goblins
August 25, 2025 at 8:28 PM
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August 26, 2025 at 12:56 PM
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Refusing to join the discourse but you know where I come down on this one
August 24, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Please enjoy one of the sickest pieces of pixel art I've ever seen: "Amiga Lagoon" by Jim Sachs (~1993)
July 29, 2025 at 3:12 PM
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i will never pin a post. who am i, martin luther
July 27, 2025 at 12:41 AM
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"I asked chatgpt" "I asked grok" well I asked Achenar from the best-selling point&click adventure game Myst and he told me to bring him the blue pages and NOT to touch the red ones
July 26, 2025 at 2:39 AM
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hey dude, I noticed you attempting to carve a small space for joy in the face of overwhelming sadness. kind of problematic considering all the horrors
October 14, 2024 at 8:52 PM
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If you are UK citizen, go sign this petition to show the interest in change to repeal the online safety act. It has already proven to be harmful to queer people, deeming any mentions of LGBTQ subjects in forums like reddit as sexual. petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72...
Petition: Repeal the Online Safety Act
We want the Government to repeal the Online Safety act.
petition.parliament.uk
July 25, 2025 at 8:26 PM
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A Chuck E. Cheese employee in full costume was arrested for credit card fraud in Tallahassee, Florida.
July 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Crazy, but that’s how it goes
July 22, 2025 at 7:44 PM
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Just released: NEW images of Phobos over Mars by @esa.int Mars Express 🔭🧪

This view shows Phobos above Olympus Mons!

Full-size (130MP) image & details: flic.kr/p/2rggHKy
Credit: ESA/DLR/FU Berlin/Andrea Luck CC BY

Captured on May 14, 2025 | Image ID: HQ967
Raw data from: psa.esa.int
July 12, 2025 at 8:33 PM