Texting him “babe I’m wearing garters” and then pulling up with these under my slacks
October 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Texting him “babe I’m wearing garters” and then pulling up with these under my slacks
Zoup reboot called Bisque Jockey
June 4, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Zoup reboot called Bisque Jockey
Hey do you want a protein bar? It tastes like a farmer’s field and you won’t want dinner
May 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Hey do you want a protein bar? It tastes like a farmer’s field and you won’t want dinner
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Idk who dropped this on Young St in Waterloo but you gave my shitty day a fuckin U-turn
May 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Idk who dropped this on Young St in Waterloo but you gave my shitty day a fuckin U-turn
Scared to email Levi’s about their warranty policy because my thighs are absolutely not part of “regular wear and tear”
May 2, 2025 at 9:19 PM
Scared to email Levi’s about their warranty policy because my thighs are absolutely not part of “regular wear and tear”
Tate McCrae songs sound like plagiarism and I can’t explain that any further
April 30, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Tate McCrae songs sound like plagiarism and I can’t explain that any further
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Canadian federal election:
April 29, 2025 at 2:55 AM
Canadian federal election:
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Pierre Poilievre after somehow fumbling an election that was headed to him on a diamond encrusted palanquin
April 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Pierre Poilievre after somehow fumbling an election that was headed to him on a diamond encrusted palanquin
Let’s go Marcus Carnival, give us nothing
April 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
Let’s go Marcus Carnival, give us nothing
My best sun safety tip is to buy an expensive concealer in February (peak pallor). All Summer you will be cognizant of the UV, I swear
April 27, 2025 at 3:36 PM
My best sun safety tip is to buy an expensive concealer in February (peak pallor). All Summer you will be cognizant of the UV, I swear
What kinda flavours you think they got here
April 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
What kinda flavours you think they got here
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Illustration from Baba Yaga’s Cat - a story in My Big Book of Cat Stories, written by various authors and illustrated by Adrienne Ségur. 1965.
April 14, 2025 at 10:14 PM
Illustration from Baba Yaga’s Cat - a story in My Big Book of Cat Stories, written by various authors and illustrated by Adrienne Ségur. 1965.
I saw my first Prince Charles loonie and screamed
April 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
I saw my first Prince Charles loonie and screamed
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invisible hand of the market just tearily jerking off at this stage
April 9, 2025 at 8:46 PM
invisible hand of the market just tearily jerking off at this stage
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Fellas is it gay to be employed? Sound off
April 8, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Fellas is it gay to be employed? Sound off
I have to tell Lily some devastating news when she wakes up
April 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I have to tell Lily some devastating news when she wakes up
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bluesky boomers in here in like 45 minutes to say some shit like “the only CHARACTER they need to remove is in the WHITE HOUSE!!!! 🌊”
April 1, 2025 at 3:15 PM
bluesky boomers in here in like 45 minutes to say some shit like “the only CHARACTER they need to remove is in the WHITE HOUSE!!!! 🌊”