Weird Al Swearengen
@peterlynn.bsky.social
Not the kite guy. (He/him)
“Sorry pedo guy, you really did ask for it.”
Elon Musk’s AI chatbot blames safeguard ‘lapses’ over child sexual images ft.trib.al/3TMDkCs
Elon Musk’s AI chatbot blames safeguard ‘lapses’ over child sexual images
Grok generated sexually explicit images of minors in recent days that have been shared on social media platform X
ft.trib.al
January 2, 2026 at 8:33 PM
“Sorry pedo guy, you really did ask for it.”
If you always pictured Vince Guaraldi as a dead ringer for the Trailer Park Boys antagonist Sam “The Greasy Caveman” Losco, you’re dead right and also a big liar.
January 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
If you always pictured Vince Guaraldi as a dead ringer for the Trailer Park Boys antagonist Sam “The Greasy Caveman” Losco, you’re dead right and also a big liar.
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Scott Adams is the Dave Sim of Jim Davises.
January 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Scott Adams is the Dave Sim of Jim Davises.
I’m absolutely losing my shit on page one of the Jack Reacher book NEVER GO BACK because you would *not* believe where he goes right away. What are you *doing,* Reacher?!
January 2, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I’m absolutely losing my shit on page one of the Jack Reacher book NEVER GO BACK because you would *not* believe where he goes right away. What are you *doing,* Reacher?!
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the trump asprin thing is so funny to me because he basically gave himself hemophilia. like oh if you can't get it from inbreeding in the european monarchy because you are new money, storebought is also available
January 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
the trump asprin thing is so funny to me because he basically gave himself hemophilia. like oh if you can't get it from inbreeding in the european monarchy because you are new money, storebought is also available
Say what you want about Scott Adams (for example, that he’s a huge shitbag), but he’ll leave a great legacy behind.
Unfortunately for him, that great legacy is Kaleb Horton’s, but he should be happy to know he contributed in some small way.
kalebhorton.ghost.io/the-d-lbert-...
Unfortunately for him, that great legacy is Kaleb Horton’s, but he should be happy to know he contributed in some small way.
kalebhorton.ghost.io/the-d-lbert-...
January 1, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Say what you want about Scott Adams (for example, that he’s a huge shitbag), but he’ll leave a great legacy behind.
Unfortunately for him, that great legacy is Kaleb Horton’s, but he should be happy to know he contributed in some small way.
kalebhorton.ghost.io/the-d-lbert-...
Unfortunately for him, that great legacy is Kaleb Horton’s, but he should be happy to know he contributed in some small way.
kalebhorton.ghost.io/the-d-lbert-...
“But if an actor like me dares to embarrass the more-famous friend who gives me all my roles and sensibly keeps his own conservative politics quiet, that’s it. ‘You can’t do it’ anymore. Acting, that is.”
The "lost the rest of my barbershop quartet" guy thinks it's his politics that keep the roles away
January 1, 2026 at 7:30 PM
“But if an actor like me dares to embarrass the more-famous friend who gives me all my roles and sensibly keeps his own conservative politics quiet, that’s it. ‘You can’t do it’ anymore. Acting, that is.”
I was once told I would be a good Steve on Blues Clues, with the clarification that I didn’t LOOK like Steve but would simply BE a good Steve.
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I was once told I would be a good Steve on Blues Clues, with the clarification that I didn’t LOOK like Steve but would simply BE a good Steve.
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Michelangelo is absolutely the Turtle most likely to tell you he doesn’t pay attention to politics while telling you about how the supplements he ordered off a Joe Rogan ad are going to like totally sync up his vibes with the healing frequency, dude.
Vanilla Ice performing with a dancing Ninja Turtle at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve party
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Michelangelo is absolutely the Turtle most likely to tell you he doesn’t pay attention to politics while telling you about how the supplements he ordered off a Joe Rogan ad are going to like totally sync up his vibes with the healing frequency, dude.
He’s right. You want your blood to be like an au jus, not a gravy.
January 1, 2026 at 4:58 PM
He’s right. You want your blood to be like an au jus, not a gravy.
What I don’t get about the pivot to video podcasts is, do they think I was just sitting there passively staring at nothing while listening and would be glad to have something to finally look at?
December 27, 2025 at 11:32 PM
What I don’t get about the pivot to video podcasts is, do they think I was just sitting there passively staring at nothing while listening and would be glad to have something to finally look at?
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watch stewart and ableist co’s ableism c/o certified real one, judah friedlander:
Here is Judah Friedlander’s reply, which includes the relevant clip.
Judah Friedlander on Instagram: "Hey, jon stewart @weeklyshowpodcast, @jfavs, @timmillergram, why are you trying to belittle people for wearing a mask?
#publichealth #healthjustice #disabilityjustic...
Join the conversation as an athlete passionately defends public health and challenges anti-mask rhetoric. Explore the importance of wearing masks in public spaces and the impact of shaming individuals...
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December 27, 2025 at 9:02 PM
watch stewart and ableist co’s ableism c/o certified real one, judah friedlander:
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a pathetic show from a man who won many hearts defending 9/11 responders, many of whom were harmed by inadequate respiratory protection; such a shame that not only did stewart fail to internalize the grim reality that gvmts shirk responsibility, abandon victims, but that he’s joined in the derision.
Dear Jon Stewart c/o @weeklyshowpodcast.bsky.social
I recently watched, with great surprise and disappointment, a weeklyshowpodcast segment in which you and other "personalities," gleefully mocked and derided the relatively small subset of individuals who continue to wear a face mask in public.
I recently watched, with great surprise and disappointment, a weeklyshowpodcast segment in which you and other "personalities," gleefully mocked and derided the relatively small subset of individuals who continue to wear a face mask in public.
December 27, 2025 at 9:01 PM
a pathetic show from a man who won many hearts defending 9/11 responders, many of whom were harmed by inadequate respiratory protection; such a shame that not only did stewart fail to internalize the grim reality that gvmts shirk responsibility, abandon victims, but that he’s joined in the derision.
Imagine there was a guy who lectured you about crying wolf, so you pointed out there actually was a wolf. And he reasoned that at least the wolf was on a leash, so we shouldn’t worry, even though a few people were struggling to hang on to the leash and others were trying to cut it.
December 27, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Imagine there was a guy who lectured you about crying wolf, so you pointed out there actually was a wolf. And he reasoned that at least the wolf was on a leash, so we shouldn’t worry, even though a few people were struggling to hang on to the leash and others were trying to cut it.
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might watch this video 100 times before the day is over
another robot highlight for 2025: man wearing humanoid mocap suit kicks himself in the balls
December 27, 2025 at 5:51 PM
might watch this video 100 times before the day is over
My sons bought me a book called The Ultimate Dad Joke Book: 501 Hilarious Jokes & Puns by Hugh Murmie, but I’m instead simply trolling them by pronouncing the name of this gift as “pi-nart,” with emphasis on the second syllable. Don’t tell me my business, kids.
December 25, 2025 at 3:19 PM
My sons bought me a book called The Ultimate Dad Joke Book: 501 Hilarious Jokes & Puns by Hugh Murmie, but I’m instead simply trolling them by pronouncing the name of this gift as “pi-nart,” with emphasis on the second syllable. Don’t tell me my business, kids.
I showed incredible restraint today by politely ignoring the latest clip I was sent of this freaking couple discussing natalism and race science yet again.
December 24, 2025 at 10:58 PM
I showed incredible restraint today by politely ignoring the latest clip I was sent of this freaking couple discussing natalism and race science yet again.
Joe Pesci really got his gold tooth knocked out and had his brains cooked with a blowtorch. He won the Best Supporting Actor Oscar.
My kids keep asking if the violence in this movie is CGI, and I have to keep explaining that there was no CGI in 1990 and the only way to depict this level of violence on film was to kill the actors.
I cannot tell you how much the mid-movie twist blew audiences’ minds when this guy turned out to be a crooked cop.
December 23, 2025 at 9:35 PM
Joe Pesci really got his gold tooth knocked out and had his brains cooked with a blowtorch. He won the Best Supporting Actor Oscar.
John Candy only has a small part in Home Alone, but he mentions that their trip home will take them through Ohio and take about six–seven hours, so he’s now my kids’ favorite comedian.
December 23, 2025 at 9:33 PM
John Candy only has a small part in Home Alone, but he mentions that their trip home will take them through Ohio and take about six–seven hours, so he’s now my kids’ favorite comedian.
My kids keep asking if the violence in this movie is CGI, and I have to keep explaining that there was no CGI in 1990 and the only way to depict this level of violence on film was to kill the actors.
I cannot tell you how much the mid-movie twist blew audiences’ minds when this guy turned out to be a crooked cop.
December 23, 2025 at 9:08 PM
My kids keep asking if the violence in this movie is CGI, and I have to keep explaining that there was no CGI in 1990 and the only way to depict this level of violence on film was to kill the actors.
I cannot tell you how much the mid-movie twist blew audiences’ minds when this guy turned out to be a crooked cop.
December 23, 2025 at 8:25 PM
I cannot tell you how much the mid-movie twist blew audiences’ minds when this guy turned out to be a crooked cop.
My wife and I are celebrating our anniversary tonight, on the longest night of the year, a date we picked for reasons equally romantic and comedic.
December 22, 2025 at 1:49 AM
My wife and I are celebrating our anniversary tonight, on the longest night of the year, a date we picked for reasons equally romantic and comedic.
I killed with this joke today because my wife was bracing herself for something incredibly offensive about him hitting a tree while skiing and dying, and didn’t expect the answer to be incredibly stupid instead.
Interesting fact about Sonny & Cher. Cher is short for “Cheryl Sarkisian,” and Sonny is short for a man.
December 22, 2025 at 12:02 AM
I killed with this joke today because my wife was bracing herself for something incredibly offensive about him hitting a tree while skiing and dying, and didn’t expect the answer to be incredibly stupid instead.
Interesting fact about Sonny & Cher. Cher is short for “Cheryl Sarkisian,” and Sonny is short for a man.
December 21, 2025 at 10:53 PM
Interesting fact about Sonny & Cher. Cher is short for “Cheryl Sarkisian,” and Sonny is short for a man.
You know at least some of these ghouls are taking their selfies while slumping sideways with a blank look and arms raised in the fencing response.
TPUSA recreated the booth where Charlie Kirk was shot and killed, and attendees lined up to take selfies in it. So weird.
December 21, 2025 at 5:28 PM
You know at least some of these ghouls are taking their selfies while slumping sideways with a blank look and arms raised in the fencing response.