Weird Al Swearengen
@peterlynn.bsky.social
Not the kite guy. (He/him)
Am I crazy, or is it weird that the president actually seems to be trying to suppress information about a sex trafficking ring that could lead to the arrest and imprisonment of those involved? What am I missing?
November 13, 2025 at 3:13 AM
Am I crazy, or is it weird that the president actually seems to be trying to suppress information about a sex trafficking ring that could lead to the arrest and imprisonment of those involved? What am I missing?
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every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
November 12, 2025 at 10:41 PM
every few years it's revealed that the NYT was sitting on information about some horrific thing that public knowledge of would have changed the country's course and for some reason a ton of people still give them money. you can play those games on other sites
The next season of The Great British Bake Off should have a technical challenge where they have the contestants prepare a King’s Hand like it’s a normal thing.
November 12, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The next season of The Great British Bake Off should have a technical challenge where they have the contestants prepare a King’s Hand like it’s a normal thing.
Sylvia Tilly and James T. Kirk were born two months apart. They were almost certainly at Starfleet Academy at the same time. How in the world did Finnegan from “Shore Leave” single out Cadet Kirk for bullying?
November 12, 2025 at 9:59 PM
Sylvia Tilly and James T. Kirk were born two months apart. They were almost certainly at Starfleet Academy at the same time. How in the world did Finnegan from “Shore Leave” single out Cadet Kirk for bullying?
Another unbelievable piece of Epstein correspondence just dropped.
November 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Another unbelievable piece of Epstein correspondence just dropped.
Wife is sleeping with the ceiling fan on in November, so I’m wearing a black toque in bed. I look like I’m sexual role playing as Tim Pool. Not even Tim Pool does that.
November 12, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Wife is sleeping with the ceiling fan on in November, so I’m wearing a black toque in bed. I look like I’m sexual role playing as Tim Pool. Not even Tim Pool does that.
Not sure about some of the remixes appearing on the Super Deluxe Edition of the Stones’ Black and Blue.
November 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Not sure about some of the remixes appearing on the Super Deluxe Edition of the Stones’ Black and Blue.
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My last word on the matter
November 11, 2025 at 2:27 PM
My last word on the matter
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Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
November 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
Joyce Carol Oates should say he can't do backflips off the roof next
Has anyone noticed that he looks like a different guy all the time, too, almost as though a new secret agent is periodically assigned the code name “James Bond” whenever they need to replace the old one? It just doesn’t make sense!
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:
“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."
radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 11, 2025 at 2:14 PM
Has anyone noticed that he looks like a different guy all the time, too, almost as though a new secret agent is periodically assigned the code name “James Bond” whenever they need to replace the old one? It just doesn’t make sense!
So I get woken in the morning when she steps outside. That nutcase with the steampunk hat and the dreadlocks. She takes a deep breath and I swear she’s high on drugs. And then here it comes: the same stupid damned question, every time. What’s going on is that I’m trying to sleep, Linda!
November 11, 2025 at 1:58 PM
So I get woken in the morning when she steps outside. That nutcase with the steampunk hat and the dreadlocks. She takes a deep breath and I swear she’s high on drugs. And then here it comes: the same stupid damned question, every time. What’s going on is that I’m trying to sleep, Linda!
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"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
November 8, 2025 at 6:22 PM
"6-7"?! Boy I say boy you gen alpha kids cant be doin' that! Your signifiers need signs boy! You've laid a rhetorical claim to an empty space son! You're creatin' a nihilistic dialectic! Your broccoli hairs obfuscatin' some much needed communication! Find some MEANIN', kid!
I did not expect this to include his own wife.
Now that he’s no longer a useful martyr, Charlie Kirk is going to be forgotten so fast that he’ll be lucky to get a headstone.
Q: My condolences on the loss of your friend Charlie Kirk. How are you holding up?
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
TRUMP: I think very good. And by the way, right there you see all the trucks. They just started construction of the new ballroom for the White House, which is something they've been trying to get for about 150 years.
November 5, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I did not expect this to include his own wife.
To be fair, he was planning to do that the second the Epstein files drop anyway.
November 5, 2025 at 1:04 AM
To be fair, he was planning to do that the second the Epstein files drop anyway.
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Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...
Dick Cheney Departs The World He Made | Defector
At its heart, American conservatism is a fantasy. It’s a vision of a world too evil to be saved or cared about, and fearsome enough to justify any and every impulse toward cruelty and violence that a…
defector.com
November 4, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Dick Cheney departs the world he made: defector.com/dick-cheney-...
They Leafed it.
November 2, 2025 at 4:22 AM
They Leafed it.
Just had a Freudian slip and called them the Leafs.
November 2, 2025 at 4:07 AM
Just had a Freudian slip and called them the Leafs.
I finally put my finger on who Alejandro Kirk reminds me of: Clarence Beeftank from Jon Bois’s Breaking Madden series.
November 2, 2025 at 2:02 AM
I finally put my finger on who Alejandro Kirk reminds me of: Clarence Beeftank from Jon Bois’s Breaking Madden series.
I just figured out who Kash Patel reminds me of in every photo.
November 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I just figured out who Kash Patel reminds me of in every photo.
I have a second cousin around my age; we share paternal great-grandparents. Her mother (who is around my parents’ age) is my first-cousin-once-removed-in-law.
I’m not calling her that. I had to look at a chart just to figure it out. She’s my aunt. She just is.
I’m not calling her that. I had to look at a chart just to figure it out. She’s my aunt. She just is.
October 29, 2025 at 12:21 AM
I have a second cousin around my age; we share paternal great-grandparents. Her mother (who is around my parents’ age) is my first-cousin-once-removed-in-law.
I’m not calling her that. I had to look at a chart just to figure it out. She’s my aunt. She just is.
I’m not calling her that. I had to look at a chart just to figure it out. She’s my aunt. She just is.
If we’re going after politicians for this kind of thing now, the so-called MILF that Ted Cruz liked on Twitter does not even have biological children of her own.
October 28, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If we’re going after politicians for this kind of thing now, the so-called MILF that Ted Cruz liked on Twitter does not even have biological children of her own.
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Happy Barf on Your Butt Day!
October 25, 2023 at 12:50 PM
Happy Barf on Your Butt Day!
If I needed to get a coverup tattoo on my chest, I would simply have an entire shirt tattooed on my torso so that people would never even know if I was shirtless again.
October 22, 2025 at 9:58 PM
If I needed to get a coverup tattoo on my chest, I would simply have an entire shirt tattooed on my torso so that people would never even know if I was shirtless again.
What a brand name. “Park your fat ass and let us hose you down, you big cow.”
October 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
What a brand name. “Park your fat ass and let us hose you down, you big cow.”