Weird Al Swearengen
@peterlynn.bsky.social
Not the kite guy. (He/him)
“Pestle” and “piston” share a root word from the Latin word meaning “to pound.”
January 7, 2026 at 3:27 PM
“Pestle” and “piston” share a root word from the Latin word meaning “to pound.”
Most ‘50s artists recorded before the album age, so a singles collection is fairly definitive. With Chuck Berry, for example, you’re pretty much set with The Great Twenty-Eight.
January 6, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Most ‘50s artists recorded before the album age, so a singles collection is fairly definitive. With Chuck Berry, for example, you’re pretty much set with The Great Twenty-Eight.
At least Bush had the sense to do 9/11 first.
January 3, 2026 at 7:43 PM
At least Bush had the sense to do 9/11 first.
ACAB includes global policemen.
January 3, 2026 at 7:41 PM
ACAB includes global policemen.
You’re doing another version of the old “And you’re surprised by this?” routine, which is never helpful. Of course there’s a historical context to this. That doesn’t mean this isn’t a shocking crime. We should be shocked by its criminality. Or are we supposed to shrug and say “There they go again?”
January 3, 2026 at 6:16 PM
You’re doing another version of the old “And you’re surprised by this?” routine, which is never helpful. Of course there’s a historical context to this. That doesn’t mean this isn’t a shocking crime. We should be shocked by its criminality. Or are we supposed to shrug and say “There they go again?”
One day they’re going to lie that there was broad popular support for this and no one could have known it was based on lies and would lead to disaster, so I want to say for the permanent record that I am, and have been from the beginning, against This Shit.
January 3, 2026 at 6:09 PM
One day they’re going to lie that there was broad popular support for this and no one could have known it was based on lies and would lead to disaster, so I want to say for the permanent record that I am, and have been from the beginning, against This Shit.
Pierre Poilievre is absolutely unfit to be prime minister or to hold political office of any kind.
January 3, 2026 at 3:47 PM
Pierre Poilievre is absolutely unfit to be prime minister or to hold political office of any kind.
This is an affront to everything the prestigious FIFA Peace Prize stands for, and he should be stripped of the award immediately.
January 3, 2026 at 2:26 PM
This is an affront to everything the prestigious FIFA Peace Prize stands for, and he should be stripped of the award immediately.
The 1975 has a song called “The 1975” on each album, including the self-titled one. Body Count released “Body Count,” “Body Count’s in the House” and “Body Count Anthem” on its eponymous debut.
January 3, 2026 at 4:20 AM
The 1975 has a song called “The 1975” on each album, including the self-titled one. Body Count released “Body Count,” “Body Count’s in the House” and “Body Count Anthem” on its eponymous debut.
“Sorry pedo guy, you really did ask for it.”
Elon Musk’s AI chatbot blames safeguard ‘lapses’ over child sexual images ft.trib.al/3TMDkCs
Elon Musk’s AI chatbot blames safeguard ‘lapses’ over child sexual images
Grok generated sexually explicit images of minors in recent days that have been shared on social media platform X
ft.trib.al
January 2, 2026 at 8:33 PM
“Sorry pedo guy, you really did ask for it.”
He went right back! Page one!
January 2, 2026 at 5:36 AM
He went right back! Page one!
If you always pictured Vince Guaraldi as a dead ringer for the Trailer Park Boys antagonist Sam “The Greasy Caveman” Losco, you’re dead right and also a big liar.
January 2, 2026 at 2:26 AM
If you always pictured Vince Guaraldi as a dead ringer for the Trailer Park Boys antagonist Sam “The Greasy Caveman” Losco, you’re dead right and also a big liar.
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Scott Adams is the Dave Sim of Jim Davises.
January 2, 2026 at 12:08 AM
Scott Adams is the Dave Sim of Jim Davises.
I’m absolutely losing my shit on page one of the Jack Reacher book NEVER GO BACK because you would *not* believe where he goes right away. What are you *doing,* Reacher?!
January 2, 2026 at 12:02 AM
I’m absolutely losing my shit on page one of the Jack Reacher book NEVER GO BACK because you would *not* believe where he goes right away. What are you *doing,* Reacher?!
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the trump asprin thing is so funny to me because he basically gave himself hemophilia. like oh if you can't get it from inbreeding in the european monarchy because you are new money, storebought is also available
January 1, 2026 at 8:31 PM
the trump asprin thing is so funny to me because he basically gave himself hemophilia. like oh if you can't get it from inbreeding in the european monarchy because you are new money, storebought is also available
Say what you want about Scott Adams (for example, that he’s a huge shitbag), but he’ll leave a great legacy behind.
Unfortunately for him, that great legacy is Kaleb Horton’s, but he should be happy to know he contributed in some small way.
kalebhorton.ghost.io/the-d-lbert-...
Unfortunately for him, that great legacy is Kaleb Horton’s, but he should be happy to know he contributed in some small way.
kalebhorton.ghost.io/the-d-lbert-...
January 1, 2026 at 10:54 PM
Say what you want about Scott Adams (for example, that he’s a huge shitbag), but he’ll leave a great legacy behind.
Unfortunately for him, that great legacy is Kaleb Horton’s, but he should be happy to know he contributed in some small way.
kalebhorton.ghost.io/the-d-lbert-...
Unfortunately for him, that great legacy is Kaleb Horton’s, but he should be happy to know he contributed in some small way.
kalebhorton.ghost.io/the-d-lbert-...
“But if an actor like me dares to embarrass the more-famous friend who gives me all my roles and sensibly keeps his own conservative politics quiet, that’s it. ‘You can’t do it’ anymore. Acting, that is.”
The "lost the rest of my barbershop quartet" guy thinks it's his politics that keep the roles away
January 1, 2026 at 7:30 PM
“But if an actor like me dares to embarrass the more-famous friend who gives me all my roles and sensibly keeps his own conservative politics quiet, that’s it. ‘You can’t do it’ anymore. Acting, that is.”
It was a bold choice to go with racial slurs for the talent competition.
January 1, 2026 at 7:25 PM
It was a bold choice to go with racial slurs for the talent competition.
But I thought you liked to dance.
January 1, 2026 at 7:08 PM
But I thought you liked to dance.
She was right. I would have nailed it.
January 1, 2026 at 6:39 PM
She was right. I would have nailed it.
Good evening. This is Peter Lynn, filling in in the Thinking Chair for Steve Burns. Steve Burns is on assignment. Our top story tonight: An animated dog named Blue has left a series of baffling clues.
January 1, 2026 at 6:38 PM
Good evening. This is Peter Lynn, filling in in the Thinking Chair for Steve Burns. Steve Burns is on assignment. Our top story tonight: An animated dog named Blue has left a series of baffling clues.
I was once told I would be a good Steve on Blues Clues, with the clarification that I didn’t LOOK like Steve but would simply BE a good Steve.
Forget insults, what’s the most unhinged *compliment* you’ve ever received?
January 1, 2026 at 6:32 PM
I was once told I would be a good Steve on Blues Clues, with the clarification that I didn’t LOOK like Steve but would simply BE a good Steve.
Raphael is the one who’s most into the manosphere, but his podcast diet is way more dire.
January 1, 2026 at 6:11 PM
Raphael is the one who’s most into the manosphere, but his podcast diet is way more dire.
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Michelangelo is absolutely the Turtle most likely to tell you he doesn’t pay attention to politics while telling you about how the supplements he ordered off a Joe Rogan ad are going to like totally sync up his vibes with the healing frequency, dude.
Vanilla Ice performing with a dancing Ninja Turtle at Trump’s Mar-a-Lago New Year’s Eve party
January 1, 2026 at 5:21 PM
Michelangelo is absolutely the Turtle most likely to tell you he doesn’t pay attention to politics while telling you about how the supplements he ordered off a Joe Rogan ad are going to like totally sync up his vibes with the healing frequency, dude.