I seem to recall he campaigned on wanting to release the Epstein files. Now he doesn’t want to for some reason? Typical flip-flopping politician!

My answer is that I’ve always thought Natalie Merchant would absolutely not find any of my shit the least bit amusing.

“In the future, each of us will be stalked by RoboCop. This is Utopia, to me.”

“What does any of this mean?” asked my confused, stupid husband, sounding out the words slowly and with great difficulty.

That’s exactly what happened! It’s none of my business!

As the guys who coined the genre “yacht rock” will tell you, those are called Rap Ups, and they’re a subgenre of Plot Rock.

Calling himself Will Stencil should be taken as a straight-up confession to his willingness to faithfully copy the powerful’s talking points.

Shoppers Drug Mart is just as bad. *Multiple times,* they’ve taken my booking only for us to show up and be told they’re not doing our age group yet. Then why did they take my booking, in which I told them our ages?

I also hate Galen Weston.

I am, and I’m sorry, James. Won’t happen again.

[nodding] Just like Mad Max.

You can log off and go outside any time.