Weird Al Swearengen
@peterlynn.bsky.social
Not the kite guy. (He/him)
Every Thomas Chatterton Williams article:
November 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Every Thomas Chatterton Williams article:
Another unbelievable piece of Epstein correspondence just dropped.
November 12, 2025 at 6:30 PM
Another unbelievable piece of Epstein correspondence just dropped.
Not sure about some of the remixes appearing on the Super Deluxe Edition of the Stones’ Black and Blue.
November 11, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Not sure about some of the remixes appearing on the Super Deluxe Edition of the Stones’ Black and Blue.
I just figured out who Kash Patel reminds me of in every photo.
November 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
I just figured out who Kash Patel reminds me of in every photo.
What a brand name. “Park your fat ass and let us hose you down, you big cow.”
October 22, 2025 at 5:59 PM
What a brand name. “Park your fat ass and let us hose you down, you big cow.”
You will SIT down and you will FINISH your dinner and you will
October 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
You will SIT down and you will FINISH your dinner and you will
I think he looks like Bond villain Max Zorin from A View to a Kill.
October 13, 2025 at 10:03 PM
I think he looks like Bond villain Max Zorin from A View to a Kill.
“You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty!”
Hey, whatever happened to that guy, anyway?
Hey, whatever happened to that guy, anyway?
September 30, 2025 at 3:50 PM
“You're all worthless and weak! Now drop and give me twenty!”
Hey, whatever happened to that guy, anyway?
Hey, whatever happened to that guy, anyway?
There’s no spooky mental haunted house like the basement of a consulate, Whitney.
September 30, 2025 at 2:59 AM
There’s no spooky mental haunted house like the basement of a consulate, Whitney.
POV: My wife excitedly sharing today’s to-do list with me.
September 23, 2025 at 12:17 PM
POV: My wife excitedly sharing today’s to-do list with me.
“Ok. But if you'd rather not that's cool. Just a selfie from right now is good”
September 21, 2025 at 1:48 PM
“Ok. But if you'd rather not that's cool. Just a selfie from right now is good”
My wife was scrolling through the reviews on Amazon for dog pyjamas and found these photos posted by a satisfied customer, which went from “Aw” to “Ugh” pretty fast.
September 17, 2025 at 9:23 PM
My wife was scrolling through the reviews on Amazon for dog pyjamas and found these photos posted by a satisfied customer, which went from “Aw” to “Ugh” pretty fast.
Wish granted.
![Kirk was not a fan of Coldplay; in a video about the kiss cam scandal, he said, “I would rather be caught dead than be at a Coldplay concert. I would rather go to a WNBA [Women's National Basketball Association] game than go to a Coldplay concert. I couldn't think of something more boring and banal and a waste of time.”](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:nfl5gvywcblifpxanwyjlldk/bafkreiaivevdpinqfd4zynkz7gtej6kju3qxzojbo2xjswypk5h66puekm@jpeg)
September 13, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Wish granted.
When the narrative is that the kill shot was so difficult only a professional assassin or ex-military sniper could have pulled it off.
September 12, 2025 at 3:36 PM
When the narrative is that the kill shot was so difficult only a professional assassin or ex-military sniper could have pulled it off.
Whenever I see Muddy Waters’s real name (McKinley Morganfield), I imagine this is his mom.
September 7, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Whenever I see Muddy Waters’s real name (McKinley Morganfield), I imagine this is his mom.
On top of everything so objectionable about this is how clumsy it is. Labeling it “Chipocalypse Now” and putting the flames behind him makes it seem like he failed the spicy one-chip challenge and is having apocalyptic fiery diarrhea.
September 6, 2025 at 8:01 PM
On top of everything so objectionable about this is how clumsy it is. Labeling it “Chipocalypse Now” and putting the flames behind him makes it seem like he failed the spicy one-chip challenge and is having apocalyptic fiery diarrhea.
Ask yourself: What would Captain Angel do?
September 4, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Ask yourself: What would Captain Angel do?
I hear Bluesky lets us post our own GIFs now.
September 4, 2025 at 7:29 PM
I hear Bluesky lets us post our own GIFs now.
I’ve thought long and hard about drawing Watto and I’ve decided it’s not something I need to do🙏💕
August 30, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I’ve thought long and hard about drawing Watto and I’ve decided it’s not something I need to do🙏💕
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale, and we're headin' on down to the
August 29, 2025 at 1:27 AM
I got me a car, it's as big as a whale, and we're headin' on down to the
I walked into the kitchen after my seven-year-old had made a mess of the floor yet again, and he just looked at me and said, “You know, a kid that loves muffins comes with crumbs.”
August 26, 2025 at 1:43 PM
I walked into the kitchen after my seven-year-old had made a mess of the floor yet again, and he just looked at me and said, “You know, a kid that loves muffins comes with crumbs.”
Oh good, the new issue of PSYCHO NOW is out.
August 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
Oh good, the new issue of PSYCHO NOW is out.