You want to give me a slice of pizza
. So bad there is so much spare pizza
, Willa should have slice
. So bad there is so much spare pizza
, Willa should have slice
February 1, 2026 at 2:23 AM
You want to give me a slice of pizza
. So bad there is so much spare pizza
, Willa should have slice
. So bad there is so much spare pizza
, Willa should have slice
Texting him “babe I’m wearing garters” and then pulling up with these under my slacks
October 3, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Texting him “babe I’m wearing garters” and then pulling up with these under my slacks
Idk who dropped this on Young St in Waterloo but you gave my shitty day a fuckin U-turn
May 5, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Idk who dropped this on Young St in Waterloo but you gave my shitty day a fuckin U-turn
Pierre Poilievre after somehow fumbling an election that was headed to him on a diamond encrusted palanquin
April 29, 2025 at 2:14 AM
Pierre Poilievre after somehow fumbling an election that was headed to him on a diamond encrusted palanquin
What kinda flavours you think they got here
April 19, 2025 at 8:43 PM
What kinda flavours you think they got here
God forbid we have another one of these
April 10, 2025 at 10:16 PM
God forbid we have another one of these
I have to tell Lily some devastating news when she wakes up
April 6, 2025 at 7:24 PM
I have to tell Lily some devastating news when she wakes up
New way to sell your cooter data just dropped
January 26, 2025 at 11:59 PM
New way to sell your cooter data just dropped
Dispatch from the immigration sector, we are not well
January 21, 2025 at 10:37 PM
Dispatch from the immigration sector, we are not well
Settling down for the evening with a glass of crisp sauv blanc and making my husband turn on my show
January 11, 2025 at 11:36 PM
Settling down for the evening with a glass of crisp sauv blanc and making my husband turn on my show
There was a guy in my area who ran a huge pigeon-raising ponzi scheme and it was made into a really bad musical because Canada is that boring
January 3, 2025 at 3:59 PM
There was a guy in my area who ran a huge pigeon-raising ponzi scheme and it was made into a really bad musical because Canada is that boring
CanPoli followers today
December 16, 2024 at 10:08 PM
CanPoli followers today
getting absolutely clowned on Fragrantica
December 7, 2024 at 3:25 PM
getting absolutely clowned on Fragrantica
I’m doing ancient archaeology on realtor.ca
December 4, 2024 at 4:55 PM
I’m doing ancient archaeology on realtor.ca
Pierre Poilievre when it’s time to talk about actual laws and policies and how they work
December 2, 2024 at 6:35 PM
Pierre Poilievre when it’s time to talk about actual laws and policies and how they work
Blueberry cookies blueberry cookies blueberrycookies bluebery cookies blueberry cookoes bluerbbery cookies bluebe
December 2, 2024 at 2:00 AM
Blueberry cookies blueberry cookies blueberrycookies bluebery cookies blueberry cookoes bluerbbery cookies bluebe
Another day of gainful employment
November 29, 2024 at 7:26 PM
Another day of gainful employment
I’m being marketed to
November 25, 2024 at 6:57 PM
I’m being marketed to