Elliott Lewis
@elewis.bsky.social
Presby, Appalachian, perpetually tired. Transit planner. Making Columbus more multimodal, Lord willing and the creek don't rise.
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wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
December 5, 2025 at 7:21 PM
wtf is a FIFA peace prize? that's like being an NFL laureate in physics
Water lines up hollers, mapping rural sewer systems, and treating landfill juice is fun and all (minus the smell), but then I realized that I could get paid to think about buses and trains. Who knew!
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
Water lines up hollers, mapping rural sewer systems, and treating landfill juice is fun and all (minus the smell), but then I realized that I could get paid to think about buses and trains. Who knew!
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she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
November 13, 2025 at 8:08 AM
she’s a 10 but Excel thinks she’s October
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It’s crazy that we invented the internet and then it completely tore us apart. Like imagine if we invented the mass produced assembly line automobile and then it caused 40,000 deaths per wait
October 22, 2025 at 2:44 PM
It’s crazy that we invented the internet and then it completely tore us apart. Like imagine if we invented the mass produced assembly line automobile and then it caused 40,000 deaths per wait
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If you're in Columbus, this weekend Kolache Republic is doing West Virginia-style pepperoni rolls. You should go there and fill up before you go to the No Kings rally. It's equidistant between the Schiller Park No Kings Rally at 1:30 and the Statehouse one at 4pm. kolacherepublic.com
Kolache Republic – A Columbus Original
kolacherepublic.com
October 15, 2025 at 6:10 PM
If you're in Columbus, this weekend Kolache Republic is doing West Virginia-style pepperoni rolls. You should go there and fill up before you go to the No Kings rally. It's equidistant between the Schiller Park No Kings Rally at 1:30 and the Statehouse one at 4pm. kolacherepublic.com
The fact that I can't make this particular Fullcast - in a quasi-ancestral vacationland that I've married into featuring my childhood CFB team - is heartbreaking in a way that only a compound German or Japanese word can describe.
Anyway, go Herd and be sure to hit up the Gay Dolphin.
Anyway, go Herd and be sure to hit up the Gay Dolphin.
Homefield Presents: Shutdown Fullcast LIVE in Myrtle Beach, Wednesday, October 29!
(Tbh it's literally ON Myrtle Beach)
Includes:
- 20% off at the Homefield Pop-Up Shop featuring first-look debut apparel
- One free Modelo
Tickets here:
www.eventbrite.com/e/homefield-...
(Tbh it's literally ON Myrtle Beach)
Includes:
- 20% off at the Homefield Pop-Up Shop featuring first-look debut apparel
- One free Modelo
Tickets here:
www.eventbrite.com/e/homefield-...
October 13, 2025 at 2:32 AM
The fact that I can't make this particular Fullcast - in a quasi-ancestral vacationland that I've married into featuring my childhood CFB team - is heartbreaking in a way that only a compound German or Japanese word can describe.
Anyway, go Herd and be sure to hit up the Gay Dolphin.
Anyway, go Herd and be sure to hit up the Gay Dolphin.
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Listen, I’m not saying that it’s time to start watching the VERY FAMOUS Crew internet thing, but if you haven’t in a while, it’s our day and maybe you should. That’s all I’m saying.
youtu.be/NBpuNYaWFH8
youtu.be/NBpuNYaWFH8
Random Crew Video Thing
YouTube video by Morgan Hughes
youtu.be
October 13, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Listen, I’m not saying that it’s time to start watching the VERY FAMOUS Crew internet thing, but if you haven’t in a while, it’s our day and maybe you should. That’s all I’m saying.
youtu.be/NBpuNYaWFH8
youtu.be/NBpuNYaWFH8
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thank you bills tiktok
October 3, 2025 at 1:11 AM
thank you bills tiktok
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Join us this Sunday for another Open Streets event!
September 26, 2025 at 10:25 PM
Join us this Sunday for another Open Streets event!
Happy for @archijake.bsky.social only
The city council in Chicago has officially approved the Chicago Fire's brand new, privately funded soccer stadium.
Construction to begin in 2026, with the Fire debuting in their new home in the 2028 season.
Construction to begin in 2026, with the Fire debuting in their new home in the 2028 season.
September 25, 2025 at 11:52 PM
Happy for @archijake.bsky.social only
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Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned.
Thought you'd enjoy this.
Thought you'd enjoy this.
September 18, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Japan has a wrestling camp for kids where at the end they have a show match in front of their parents to show off what they learned.
Thought you'd enjoy this.
Thought you'd enjoy this.
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millennials are band directors now and I think that’s terrific
September 12, 2025 at 2:47 AM
millennials are band directors now and I think that’s terrific
Bartender 1: Fight Milk! Fight Milk! Fight Milk!
Bartender 2: What's that?
Bartender 1: Milk and grain liquor
Y'all...I think I know how to fuel the Midwest Revolution.
Bartender 2: What's that?
Bartender 1: Milk and grain liquor
Y'all...I think I know how to fuel the Midwest Revolution.
September 3, 2025 at 12:16 AM
Bartender 1: Fight Milk! Fight Milk! Fight Milk!
Bartender 2: What's that?
Bartender 1: Milk and grain liquor
Y'all...I think I know how to fuel the Midwest Revolution.
Bartender 2: What's that?
Bartender 1: Milk and grain liquor
Y'all...I think I know how to fuel the Midwest Revolution.
Made it to 14 years old and 11 of them with us. Pour one out tonight for a real one.
Lucky duck, you were the best lil buddy I could've asked for!
Lucky duck, you were the best lil buddy I could've asked for!
August 26, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Made it to 14 years old and 11 of them with us. Pour one out tonight for a real one.
Lucky duck, you were the best lil buddy I could've asked for!
Lucky duck, you were the best lil buddy I could've asked for!
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HBD to Tori Amos - I love this song so much and this performance is pure heat from all three players: m.youtube.com/watch?v=l0P8...
Tori Amos - Cornflake Girl - Oxygen Concert 2003
YouTube video by llliquidDiamonds
m.youtube.com
August 23, 2025 at 1:36 AM
HBD to Tori Amos - I love this song so much and this performance is pure heat from all three players: m.youtube.com/watch?v=l0P8...
Well...after looking the playlist, I feel quite typecast despite not being an ex. Anyway! Great happening!
Do you enjoy cycling, and have an ex who loved Bright Eyes, Arcade Fire, and Neutral Milk Hotel? This Bike Summer ride is for you!
All hail Lucy Kennedy-Wong and Priscilla Wu for coining the genre "Ex-Boyfriend Music," and facilitating its corresponding August 17 ride—link below for details 🚲️🚲️🚲️
All hail Lucy Kennedy-Wong and Priscilla Wu for coining the genre "Ex-Boyfriend Music," and facilitating its corresponding August 17 ride—link below for details 🚲️🚲️🚲️
Ex-Boyfriend Music as Shared Memory, New Genre, and Bike Ride!
It started as a bit between friends. Lucy Kennedy-Wong and Priscilla Wu both work downtown for the City of Portland—Kennedy-Wong long encouraging Wu to bike a trip or two more per week even if the com...
www.portlandmercury.com
August 15, 2025 at 12:38 AM
Well...after looking the playlist, I feel quite typecast despite not being an ex. Anyway! Great happening!
Chicago, Pittsburgh, Los Angeles, Lugano, and either Istanbul or Tokyo (haven't been to either).
If you could get a crib in any five cities (five cribs) of your choice in the world, which would you choose?
Me: Philly, NYC, LA, Chicago, Atlanta
Me: Philly, NYC, LA, Chicago, Atlanta
August 14, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Chicago, Pittsburgh, Los Angeles, Lugano, and either Istanbul or Tokyo (haven't been to either).
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If you’re a transit agency or a state DOT with any interest in running a high-throughput commuter or intercity city in the next 50 years… Pick out your fave underused ROWS and get ready.
This is a huge opportunity to get trackage and structural clearance concessions you’ll need for it.
This is a huge opportunity to get trackage and structural clearance concessions you’ll need for it.
Breaking: Union Pacific agreed to buy Norfolk Southern for $85 billion, creating the first company to control coast-to-coast rail shipments in U.S. history.
Why Did It Take So Long to Build a Coast-to-Coast Rail Operator in the U.S.?
The merger of Union Pacific and Norfolk Southern would create a single, transcontinental railroad company for the first time in U.S. history.
on.wsj.com
July 29, 2025 at 1:08 PM
If you’re a transit agency or a state DOT with any interest in running a high-throughput commuter or intercity city in the next 50 years… Pick out your fave underused ROWS and get ready.
This is a huge opportunity to get trackage and structural clearance concessions you’ll need for it.
This is a huge opportunity to get trackage and structural clearance concessions you’ll need for it.
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think this is a good time to tell everyone that the ER at ohio state is called the — and i promise you this is real — the Abercrombie & Fitch Emergency Department
they actually can't drop the Epstein documents because it would be too expensive to rename everything in Columbus, Ohio that's currently named after Les Wexner
July 23, 2025 at 7:52 PM
think this is a good time to tell everyone that the ER at ohio state is called the — and i promise you this is real — the Abercrombie & Fitch Emergency Department
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when i think of Colbert, i think of an interview he gave to GQ when he first took over The Late Show, and had this to say about losing his father and brothers in a plane crash. www.gq.com/story/stephe...
July 18, 2025 at 2:35 PM
when i think of Colbert, i think of an interview he gave to GQ when he first took over The Late Show, and had this to say about losing his father and brothers in a plane crash. www.gq.com/story/stephe...
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ME: “this trip has reminded me of the importance of being in the present. No more fretting about the past or the unknown future. “
SISTER: “is this really because you don’t know the other verb tenses in Portuguese”
ME: “yes. Also, shut up. “
SISTER: “is this really because you don’t know the other verb tenses in Portuguese”
ME: “yes. Also, shut up. “
July 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
ME: “this trip has reminded me of the importance of being in the present. No more fretting about the past or the unknown future. “
SISTER: “is this really because you don’t know the other verb tenses in Portuguese”
ME: “yes. Also, shut up. “
SISTER: “is this really because you don’t know the other verb tenses in Portuguese”
ME: “yes. Also, shut up. “
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@morpc.bsky.social is seeking public comments on projects from the Transportation Review Advisory Council (TRAC) of ODOT. There are 11 projects in Central Ohio seeking over $290 million in TRAC funding. Learn more at morpc.org/funding and share your feedback by email to trac@morpc.org
July 2, 2025 at 9:15 PM
@morpc.bsky.social is seeking public comments on projects from the Transportation Review Advisory Council (TRAC) of ODOT. There are 11 projects in Central Ohio seeking over $290 million in TRAC funding. Learn more at morpc.org/funding and share your feedback by email to trac@morpc.org