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social dem in the streets, libertarian socialist in the sheets
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September 20, 2025 at 7:38 PM
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The far right has been looking for a reason to commit mass political violence and it’s extremely important to unite around the principle that all political violence in America is unthinkable and unacceptable.
September 10, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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If I have any credibility with you from 20 years of reporting on rightwing & fascist movements, please listen when I beg you not to celebrate Charlie Kirk getting shot. Leave aside morality: this isn’t a match in dry grass, it’s a torch. We do not want what this could ignite & we would not win.
September 10, 2025 at 7:00 PM
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Political violence is bad. It usually begets more political violence.

Celebrating political violence is bad. It usually encourages more political violence, against various targets.

Campus shootings are bad. They make everyone on campus less safe.

It's bad that what I wrote here is controversial.
September 10, 2025 at 7:06 PM
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Brief political note: I know there are a few crazy people online but right now every single political follow on my Bluesky feed is saying not to celebrate people getting shot. Every single one.
September 10, 2025 at 7:14 PM
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if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media
September 10, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Abolish the GOP.
September 6, 2025 at 6:18 PM
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Finally, a political party for billionaires.
July 6, 2025 at 6:49 PM
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Big fan of democracy but we'll have to admit it's an L of historic proportions to get subverted and destroyed not by some strategic genius but by possibly the dumbest man on earth
July 3, 2025 at 9:02 PM
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“ICE gets a bigger budget than the Marine Corps” is a simple fact that should be communicated very widely because it clearly expresses how crazy and radical this is
With this budget, ICE alone would have nearly as large a detention operation as all 50 states' prison systems combined. Bigger budget than the Marine Corps. Police-state levels of spending
If the GOP reconciliation bill passes, ICE gets through FY2029:

- $45 billion for detention, on top of the current annual budget of $3.4 billion
- $14.4 billion for transportation and removal, on top of the current annual budget of $750 million
- $8 billion for hiring/retention
- Billions more.
June 29, 2025 at 2:26 PM
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Republicans are blowing it all up for tax cuts that give more than twice as much to the top 0.1% than to the bottom half of America combined.

They aren’t breaking Senate rules to like provide health care or child care or education, but for tax cuts that disproportionately go to the rich.
June 29, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Mind numbing to recall how Democrats could seemingly never do anything due to various procedures and bad actors and yet somehow it never seems to matter for the GOP.
June 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
At the end of the Trump presidency we will collectively be poorer, dumber, less trusting, less safe, and have less privacy and freedom.
May 2, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Those trying to understand the tariffs as economic policy are dangerously naive.

No, the tariffs are a tool to collapse our democracy. A means to compel loyalty from every business that will need to petition Trump for relief.

1/ A 🧵 to explain his plan and how we fight back.
April 3, 2025 at 3:29 AM
Classic Susan
March 25, 2025 at 2:16 AM
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It's the entire email list for all DOGE employees. Have fun!
March 6, 2025 at 5:21 PM
@theverge.com when we subscribe annually to the verge, are we supposed to get an email confirming the content goblins magazine? I haven’t seen any mention of it since subscribing.
December 10, 2024 at 7:14 PM
JIIIIIMMMM!
November 17, 2024 at 10:02 PM
It’s 2026 and I’m selling illegal bottles of fluoridated water for bitcoin
November 17, 2024 at 2:42 AM
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when jake paul turns 58 we're going to drag him into the ring and beat his ass
November 16, 2024 at 7:00 PM
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i swear to god circles are some of the roundest shit i've ever seen in my life
November 15, 2024 at 4:17 PM
I need the EU to make Apple open up Airdrop for our Android peeps
November 15, 2024 at 7:41 PM
At what point did we as a society collectively decide that anybody that has your email gets to send you newsletters
November 12, 2024 at 4:14 PM
November 11, 2024 at 7:55 PM