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evelyn 🤭🥰❣️
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recovering financial auditor. probably listening to fall out boy at any given time. fixing my problems by baking (i think it’s working?)
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It’s fun starting a new hobby with ADHD because I never know if I’ve found a new lifelong passion or if I’m going to spend $2000 on stuff and immediately lose all interest
February 12, 2025 at 1:30 PM
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Americans voted for cheaper groceries. Less than a week on the job and Trump's already managed to get us into a trade war that will drive up the cost of coffee and be a gut-punch to American farmers and manufacturers, all because Colombia hurt his feelings.
axios.com Axios @axios.com · Jan 26
After President Trump hit Colombia with tariffs, President Gustavo Petro said his government will "raise import tariffs from the U.S. by 25%"
Columbia hits back at Trump by moving to impose retaliatory tariffs on U.S. products
The U.S. is Colombia's largest trade and investment partner, per the State Department.
www.axios.com
January 26, 2025 at 11:17 PM
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"All persons born or naturalized in the United States, and subject to the jurisdiction thereof, are citizens of the United States and of the State wherein they reside."

Written right there in the Constitution.

The President cannot change that with the stroke of a pen.
January 21, 2025 at 2:44 AM
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H/t George Conway — it’s perfect 🤣 from Olivia Julianna:
January 21, 2025 at 2:31 AM
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Presidents should not be allowed to pardon people they egged on into committing their crimes. It's not forgiveness, it's lawlessness.
January 21, 2025 at 1:30 AM
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Every damn day has turned into some fucked up black mirror episode
January 19, 2025 at 8:32 PM
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Back on the grind tomorrow
January 20, 2025 at 11:26 PM
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Hi, I’m God.

I had nothing to do with saving that guy’s life or making him president.
January 20, 2025 at 10:51 PM
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This isn’t a “seems like” or “appears to be” event…

It was intentional, deliberate, and unequivocal.
January 20, 2025 at 10:07 PM
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Permanent mood.
January 20, 2025 at 9:00 PM
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‘reconnect with the tiktok community’ im good man we were only disconnected for like ten hours
January 19, 2025 at 10:04 PM
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you know what *is* available. TiK ToK by kesha
January 19, 2025 at 4:11 AM
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lmao no, TikTok users are not moving to Bluesky. They would literally rather learn Mandarin than learn how to read a feed of text posts. This is a millennial retirement home.
January 19, 2025 at 5:45 AM