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Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar
November 20, 2025 at 1:56 AM
Doctor: I’m sorry, you have Microsoft Teams Exposure…. the only cure is watching a movie from the 90s on mute at your local dive bar
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When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
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Donald Trump Snaps at Female Reporter Who Asks About Epstein Files: 'Quiet Piggy'
Donald Trump Says 'Quiet Piggy' to Female Reporter Asking About Epstein Files
people.com
November 18, 2025 at 12:55 AM
When asked if there was anything "incriminating" in Epstein's emails, Trump pointed a finger in a female reporter's face and snapped. 'Quiet. Quiet, Piggy.'
people.com/donald-trump...
people.com/donald-trump...
Is anyone else getting these insane right wing propaganda ads on the FanDuel Sports Timberwolves broadcast??
November 8, 2025 at 1:44 AM
Is anyone else getting these insane right wing propaganda ads on the FanDuel Sports Timberwolves broadcast??
Having grown up here it’s absolutely bizarre to drive to Woodbury to buy weed at a store
November 7, 2025 at 9:32 PM
Having grown up here it’s absolutely bizarre to drive to Woodbury to buy weed at a store
Is tuberculosis really poppin like that to have its own abbreviation? I feel like TB should be something else
October 30, 2025 at 8:47 PM
Is tuberculosis really poppin like that to have its own abbreviation? I feel like TB should be something else
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ooooo you think minneapolis is so dangerous
you want to sell me your home for below market value
you want to sell me your home for below market value
October 24, 2025 at 10:26 PM
ooooo you think minneapolis is so dangerous
you want to sell me your home for below market value
you want to sell me your home for below market value
Tori Amos invented pumpkin spice lattes
I am here to reveal the truth about pumpkin spice lattes, by way of *deep* archival research (and 3,600 words)
snackstack.net/2025/10/21/t...
snackstack.net/2025/10/21/t...
The curious, contentious history of pumpkin spice lattes
Starbucks didn’t invent them. But it’s possible that Tori Amos or a Midwest grandma did.
snackstack.net
October 22, 2025 at 12:10 AM
Tori Amos invented pumpkin spice lattes
Bought some weed gummies and it turns out they’re Nerds weed gummy clusters. I’m gonna find out if you can die from edibles today
October 17, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Bought some weed gummies and it turns out they’re Nerds weed gummy clusters. I’m gonna find out if you can die from edibles today
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Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
October 16, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Learned that an anonymous outside expert on submersibles did an interview with the OceanGate Titan investigation, and they released a transcript, with all the names redacted. The first line of his first answer? "I'm sure you're familiar with my film Titanic."
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“I spent three nights and three days in federal custody. During that time, I was never told what I was charged with, was not allowed to shower despite being covered in tear gas and pepper spray, had no phone call to my family, and no access to an attorney.” - George Retes, U.S. citizen and veteran.
I’m a US citizen and a veteran. ICE arrested me for no reason.
Jailed for three days without an explanation or ability to notify anyone, George Retes argues the only path to healing starts with the government taking accountability for its actions.
newsletter.ofthebrave.org
October 12, 2025 at 12:01 PM
“I spent three nights and three days in federal custody. During that time, I was never told what I was charged with, was not allowed to shower despite being covered in tear gas and pepper spray, had no phone call to my family, and no access to an attorney.” - George Retes, U.S. citizen and veteran.
Is this a threat?
October 11, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Is this a threat?
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I’m becoming more and more concerned that people at high levels of public discussion cannot identify the difference between a genuinely viral conversation vs a bunch of bots making noise.
“Bots or likely bots authored 44.5% of X posts mentioning Cracker Barrel in the 24 hours after the new logo gained attention on Aug. 20, according to research for @WSJ by PeakMetrics. That number rose to 49% among posts calling for a boycott.”
Bot Networks Are Helping Drag Consumer Brands Into the Culture Wars
AI tools have made coordinated attacks targeting corporations much more common, researchers say.
www.wsj.com
September 30, 2025 at 2:18 AM
I’m becoming more and more concerned that people at high levels of public discussion cannot identify the difference between a genuinely viral conversation vs a bunch of bots making noise.
This is a good read, pretty quick too
The effects of insufficient water are felt by every cell in the body, but it’s the brain that manifests our experience of thirst. www.wired.com/story/what-d...
What Is Thirst?
The effects of insufficient water are felt by every cell in the body, but it’s the brain that manifests our experience of thirst.
www.wired.com
September 29, 2025 at 9:25 PM
This is a good read, pretty quick too
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Bro looks like Jeremy Piven playing The Rock
Can't stop thinking about the Anthony Fantano-ass ICE agent who dropped his gun and then pointed it at bystanders. Really replicating the Nazis' oaf-little weiner dichotomy
September 26, 2025 at 3:40 PM
Bro looks like Jeremy Piven playing The Rock
I have a great invention, someone please give me $1B for my idea: a weed pen that doesn’t clog on the third day
September 24, 2025 at 10:44 PM
I have a great invention, someone please give me $1B for my idea: a weed pen that doesn’t clog on the third day
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Tylenol is the only pain reliever deemed safe for pregnant women. So if you look at it through the lens of "what can we do to make women suffer?" it makes perfect sense.
September 22, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Tylenol is the only pain reliever deemed safe for pregnant women. So if you look at it through the lens of "what can we do to make women suffer?" it makes perfect sense.
Hey Target, the Lynx have the DPOY, the real MVP, and are on their way to a 5th championship….where’s the merch?!?!
September 21, 2025 at 3:22 PM
Hey Target, the Lynx have the DPOY, the real MVP, and are on their way to a 5th championship….where’s the merch?!?!
When did 200 mg of caffeine become the standard energy drink level? Just wanted a little pick me up and next thing you know I’m vacuuming my curtains
September 20, 2025 at 8:42 PM
When did 200 mg of caffeine become the standard energy drink level? Just wanted a little pick me up and next thing you know I’m vacuuming my curtains
Somebody installed pot farm grow lights in the North St. Paul Cub parking lot lights lol
September 19, 2025 at 1:07 AM
Somebody installed pot farm grow lights in the North St. Paul Cub parking lot lights lol
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it’s early but it seems like maybe this is relevant again (wrote it last week fml)
September 12, 2025 at 2:37 PM
it’s early but it seems like maybe this is relevant again (wrote it last week fml)
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what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
September 8, 2025 at 9:21 PM
what a humiliating way for don jr. to find out his dad sends birthday cards.
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Introduced Anthony Edwards to a different audience in the September issue of Cultured Magazine.
www.culturedmag.com/article/2025...
www.culturedmag.com/article/2025...
At 24, Anthony Edwards Is Bringing Big Personality Back Into Professional Basketball
Our high-strung, hyper-visible era produced a generation of star athletes who are always on guard. Then came Anthony Edwards.
www.culturedmag.com
September 4, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Introduced Anthony Edwards to a different audience in the September issue of Cultured Magazine.
www.culturedmag.com/article/2025...
www.culturedmag.com/article/2025...
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RFK Jr. taps his top deputy, Jim O’Neill, to be the new CDC director. Both men appear to wear skinny ties from Otaa. Otaa's ties are made in China from microfiber, a kind of plastic that, under the right conditions, can migrate to your balls.
August 29, 2025 at 6:51 PM
RFK Jr. taps his top deputy, Jim O’Neill, to be the new CDC director. Both men appear to wear skinny ties from Otaa. Otaa's ties are made in China from microfiber, a kind of plastic that, under the right conditions, can migrate to your balls.
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Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it
National Guard is now tasked with picking up garbage in DC
August 26, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Making them wear high-visibility vests over camo is such a good joke you couldn’t write it