Ellen Bergener
@eberga.bsky.social
actor + accidental arts admin
she/her/hers/y'all
she/her/hers/y'all
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Important:
if that news is true, don't say anything you wouldn't want to see screenshotted and spread all over right wing media
September 10, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Important:
the substance is actually fermented vitameatavegamin
June 19, 2025 at 2:26 AM
the substance is actually fermented vitameatavegamin
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dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
June 11, 2025 at 12:53 PM
dude this party is such an echo chamber. it's just friends hanging out and chilling and having a good time. you need to invite some people over who want to kill you with hammers
fuck AI dot tumblr dot com
May 26, 2025 at 11:03 AM
fuck AI dot tumblr dot com
May 6, 2025 at 7:03 PM
consider the baby
how she is fuzzy
how she walks
how she is fuzzy
how she walks
May 3, 2025 at 6:23 PM
consider the baby
how she is fuzzy
how she walks
how she is fuzzy
how she walks
I hope I live through the next flu season
seems dangerous
seems dangerous
March 1, 2025 at 7:28 PM
I hope I live through the next flu season
seems dangerous
seems dangerous
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She is talking about her 4 year old and she is 100 percent correct. For those making memes about it, it’s not funny. It’s a small child dragged into being dragged into being what Musk has called a “cute prop.” It’s way past weird at this point.
February 13, 2025 at 6:51 AM
She is talking about her 4 year old and she is 100 percent correct. For those making memes about it, it’s not funny. It’s a small child dragged into being dragged into being what Musk has called a “cute prop.” It’s way past weird at this point.
cannot wait for the Kennedy Center Honors Ted Nugent and Roseanne Barr
February 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
cannot wait for the Kennedy Center Honors Ted Nugent and Roseanne Barr
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i still can't believe it's called doge. this is like if the nazis called the wehrmacht "Der Fartenboys"
February 4, 2025 at 3:53 PM
i still can't believe it's called doge. this is like if the nazis called the wehrmacht "Der Fartenboys"
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Today is the feast of St Brigid. According to legend, Brigid met a nun in 7th century Ireland who had broken her vow of chastity and become pregnant. St Brigid performed a miracle when she laid hands on the woman, prayed, and induced an abortion.
February 1, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Today is the feast of St Brigid. According to legend, Brigid met a nun in 7th century Ireland who had broken her vow of chastity and become pregnant. St Brigid performed a miracle when she laid hands on the woman, prayed, and induced an abortion.
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5. Sec 3(b) says that it will pull funding from any school that does not forcibly out its students, any school that "supports" the social transition of their trans students, and more.
This is an unconstitutional attempt to force every trans kid in America in schools to detransition at school.
This is an unconstitutional attempt to force every trans kid in America in schools to detransition at school.
January 29, 2025 at 11:12 PM
5. Sec 3(b) says that it will pull funding from any school that does not forcibly out its students, any school that "supports" the social transition of their trans students, and more.
This is an unconstitutional attempt to force every trans kid in America in schools to detransition at school.
This is an unconstitutional attempt to force every trans kid in America in schools to detransition at school.
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We're all just members of the Light Brigade at this point
January 28, 2025 at 9:50 PM
We're all just members of the Light Brigade at this point
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Coffee is going to reach cocaine prices
BOGOTÁ, Colombia (AP) — Colombian president orders increase of import tariffs on US goods in retaliation to similar order from President Trump.
January 26, 2025 at 10:15 PM
Coffee is going to reach cocaine prices
I fear I may have used up the very last of my optimism when I grabbed sunglasses as I left the house to face this gray, rain soaked day.
January 26, 2025 at 11:06 PM
I fear I may have used up the very last of my optimism when I grabbed sunglasses as I left the house to face this gray, rain soaked day.
Just looked this up: the university lab that detected my ovarian cancer early received $729 million in NIH funding during FY23, which was the year I was diagnosed. Anyway.
January 24, 2025 at 2:15 AM
Just looked this up: the university lab that detected my ovarian cancer early received $729 million in NIH funding during FY23, which was the year I was diagnosed. Anyway.
Ticket claimed 🤗
Anyone want to see @tedleo.bsky.social in Austin tonight? I am unable to use my ticket, so I want to give it free to anyone who promises to sing along to every song and dance while being mindful of the personal space of others. DM me!
January 23, 2025 at 10:31 PM
Ticket claimed 🤗
Anyone want to see @tedleo.bsky.social in Austin tonight? I am unable to use my ticket, so I want to give it free to anyone who promises to sing along to every song and dance while being mindful of the personal space of others. DM me!
January 23, 2025 at 10:05 PM
Anyone want to see @tedleo.bsky.social in Austin tonight? I am unable to use my ticket, so I want to give it free to anyone who promises to sing along to every song and dance while being mindful of the personal space of others. DM me!
bread and circuses but unfortunately no literal bread 😭
at least let me gnaw on a baguette while chaos is implemented, good grief
at least let me gnaw on a baguette while chaos is implemented, good grief
January 22, 2025 at 2:25 AM
bread and circuses but unfortunately no literal bread 😭
at least let me gnaw on a baguette while chaos is implemented, good grief
at least let me gnaw on a baguette while chaos is implemented, good grief
there are obviously many, many worse things in the world, but being ordered to house a bottle of mag citrate and having to settle for the grape over the cherry is a particular disappointment
January 13, 2025 at 9:57 PM
there are obviously many, many worse things in the world, but being ordered to house a bottle of mag citrate and having to settle for the grape over the cherry is a particular disappointment
@kittyswink.bsky.social good, you're here!
January 13, 2025 at 4:59 PM
@kittyswink.bsky.social good, you're here!
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Something like, “How can people be so evil when they are also so corny?”
January 13, 2025 at 4:00 PM
Something like, “How can people be so evil when they are also so corny?”
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For young people who don’t know: Anita Bryant was an anti-gay rights activist famous for publicly getting creamed. Also, one time someone hit her in the face with a pie.
January 9, 2025 at 11:50 PM
For young people who don’t know: Anita Bryant was an anti-gay rights activist famous for publicly getting creamed. Also, one time someone hit her in the face with a pie.
Los Angeles, I love you.
January 9, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Los Angeles, I love you.