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Some of my kids' cousins were giving them a hard time about Harry Potter (b/c magic, witchcraft, whatever) and I told my kiddo that if they say anything again she should pretend to put a spell on them 😂 🪄 💁♀️
November 18, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Some of my kids' cousins were giving them a hard time about Harry Potter (b/c magic, witchcraft, whatever) and I told my kiddo that if they say anything again she should pretend to put a spell on them 😂 🪄 💁♀️
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It's good that public sentiment flipped as soon as people saw the consequences of the things they thought they wanted, but we have a serious problem if we're going to keep cycling through this process forever.
November 7, 2025 at 11:29 AM
It's good that public sentiment flipped as soon as people saw the consequences of the things they thought they wanted, but we have a serious problem if we're going to keep cycling through this process forever.
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you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
October 15, 2025 at 4:10 PM
you fucked around and now the Episcopalians are doing memes. are you happy now. are you
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The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
October 9, 2025 at 8:23 PM
The following is REAL footage from Portland, 2025. Viewer discretion is advised.
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Might be time to send missionaries to share the gospel with the white evangelical church in America.
October 4, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Might be time to send missionaries to share the gospel with the white evangelical church in America.
CW: alcohol
A drinking game for every time you hear "radical left"
A drinking game for every time you hear "radical left"
October 3, 2025 at 5:58 PM
CW: alcohol
A drinking game for every time you hear "radical left"
A drinking game for every time you hear "radical left"
I'm just a girl
standing in front of the government
asking them to be hinged today. 🙏🏻
standing in front of the government
asking them to be hinged today. 🙏🏻
October 1, 2025 at 9:29 AM
I'm just a girl
standing in front of the government
asking them to be hinged today. 🙏🏻
standing in front of the government
asking them to be hinged today. 🙏🏻
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"Alexander, come back to sleep."
"I have an early meeting out of town"
"It's still dark outside"
"I know. But Pete Hegseth needs to tell me I'm too fat and long-haired to be Washington's right-hand man"
"I have an early meeting out of town"
"It's still dark outside"
"I know. But Pete Hegseth needs to tell me I'm too fat and long-haired to be Washington's right-hand man"
October 1, 2025 at 2:36 AM
"Alexander, come back to sleep."
"I have an early meeting out of town"
"It's still dark outside"
"I know. But Pete Hegseth needs to tell me I'm too fat and long-haired to be Washington's right-hand man"
"I have an early meeting out of town"
"It's still dark outside"
"I know. But Pete Hegseth needs to tell me I'm too fat and long-haired to be Washington's right-hand man"
A lot going on in the world, don't forget...
October 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
A lot going on in the world, don't forget...
Y'all, I have had a *lot* of anger recently.
Like perhaps more than a healthy amount.
I am trying to find that balance between being informed & losing my mind. (1/2)
Like perhaps more than a healthy amount.
I am trying to find that balance between being informed & losing my mind. (1/2)
September 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Y'all, I have had a *lot* of anger recently.
Like perhaps more than a healthy amount.
I am trying to find that balance between being informed & losing my mind. (1/2)
Like perhaps more than a healthy amount.
I am trying to find that balance between being informed & losing my mind. (1/2)
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if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp
September 25, 2025 at 11:25 AM
if you dont stop calling us nazis we will have the secret police disappear you to a slave labor camp
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Guy said in a sermon last week that Jesus is not a mascot. I’ll take it a step further and say Jesus is not a weapon you can wield.
September 24, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Guy said in a sermon last week that Jesus is not a mascot. I’ll take it a step further and say Jesus is not a weapon you can wield.
Is there a word for the isolation you feel when half of your loved ones are in a cult?
September 22, 2025 at 9:32 AM
Is there a word for the isolation you feel when half of your loved ones are in a cult?
If y'all don't have fireworks at my funeral, did you even love me??
September 21, 2025 at 10:33 PM
If y'all don't have fireworks at my funeral, did you even love me??
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big week ahead, feeling nervous, this is my 35th rapture
September 20, 2025 at 11:02 PM
big week ahead, feeling nervous, this is my 35th rapture
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Thinking about coffee
September 19, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Thinking about coffee
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the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
September 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
the kimmel thing is bad but as long as they arent rounding people up indiscriminately based on race, building concentration camps and talking about eradicating those they deem sexual deviants, i think we’ll be ok
So we're about the boycott TF out of Disney / ABC right?
September 18, 2025 at 1:50 AM
So we're about the boycott TF out of Disney / ABC right?
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Lemon it’s Wednesday
September 17, 2025 at 8:38 PM
Lemon it’s Wednesday
Those text messages read like twilight fan fic
September 17, 2025 at 3:16 AM
Those text messages read like twilight fan fic
All we want is the mini crossword to be free
and a new president. @nytimes.com
and a new president. @nytimes.com
September 17, 2025 at 2:57 AM
All we want is the mini crossword to be free
and a new president. @nytimes.com
and a new president. @nytimes.com
Ding ding ding
September 16, 2025 at 11:57 PM
Ding ding ding
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We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
September 13, 2025 at 9:15 PM
We’ve been living through 72 nonstop hours of this exact tweet
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Well, one thing that can be said for this week is that we've finally settled that empathy is good.
September 12, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Well, one thing that can be said for this week is that we've finally settled that empathy is good.
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The attack on Charlie Kirk is disgusting, vile, and reprehensible.
In the United States of America, we must reject political violence in EVERY form.
In the United States of America, we must reject political violence in EVERY form.
September 10, 2025 at 7:16 PM
The attack on Charlie Kirk is disgusting, vile, and reprehensible.
In the United States of America, we must reject political violence in EVERY form.
In the United States of America, we must reject political violence in EVERY form.