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david schlenk
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❤️ insured motorist 🧡 grocery getter 💛 trash animal 💚 poorly gardener 💙 touch typist 💜
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fellas, you can take selfies with baked goods instead of dead animals if you want to
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It’s not a withdrawal until ICE is abolished.

I have neighbors everywhere.
February 12, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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This article really hits home about why we all keep on going out there each day.

slate.com/news-and-pol...
February 12, 2026 at 4:18 AM
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Today, ICE engaged in a dangerous, high-speed chase in Saint Paul. Their recklessness and disdain for the safety of our residents led directly to a multi-car collision, even if ICE vehicles weren't the ones to hit other cars.
February 11, 2026 at 6:27 PM
These ghouls got me going to city council work sessions now, man
February 11, 2026 at 3:53 AM
I’ve just eaten dinner and I’m going to say it: eating is unmatched
February 11, 2026 at 12:12 AM
I really need there to be fewer crises
February 9, 2026 at 8:27 PM
until next year, sausage dip 🫡
February 9, 2026 at 3:32 AM
There’s soft pretzels in the opalite video and I think that’s nice
February 8, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Watching a documentary about @lindsaynicolle.bsky.social’s hometown
February 8, 2026 at 4:33 AM
took the day off from observing and it feels awful, thanks
February 8, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Every once in awhile I try to use Dr. Flattery the Always Lying Bot again and every time he confidently lies to me at every turn and I just don’t get why we’re cooking the planet for this garbage
February 8, 2026 at 12:04 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 10:00 PM
why is it eleven
February 7, 2026 at 5:02 AM
jk one of the flat flex cables is broken and it won’t power on anymore
fixed my laptop
February 7, 2026 at 4:59 AM
fixed my laptop
February 7, 2026 at 3:28 AM
broke my laptop
February 7, 2026 at 3:10 AM
ate too much pizza
February 7, 2026 at 1:45 AM
Highly, highly recommend reading this website top to bottom if you are out doing the work in your neighborhood. ICEWatchLegal.org
ICE Watch Legal
ICEWatchLegal.org
February 6, 2026 at 5:23 PM
Surely my 8,204th deep breath will be the one that calms me down
February 5, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Awooooo
February 4, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Parking at the caucus is worse than the St. Louis Park Costco and I am thrilled
February 4, 2026 at 12:49 AM
My reign of dad-terror continues unabated
February 3, 2026 at 11:13 PM
root beer barrel 👍
February 3, 2026 at 3:34 AM
This is who runs this account
February 2, 2026 at 5:50 AM
“Follow the law’s” - every comment on facebook rn
February 1, 2026 at 4:14 AM