david schlenk turkeys
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❤️ insured motorist 🧡 grocery getter 💛 trash animal 💚 poorly gardener 💙 touch typist 💜
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fellas, you can take selfies with baked goods instead of dead animals if you want to
new mudroom sign
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
new mudroom sign
I’ve had the Costco combo calzone
a man with glasses and a beard is giving a thumbs down sign while watching a baseball game .
ALT: a man with glasses and a beard is giving a thumbs down sign while watching a baseball game .
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November 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I’ve had the Costco combo calzone
Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
I think as a consolation prize for existing in this timeline they could at least make having a pet opossum legal
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I think as a consolation prize for existing in this timeline they could at least make having a pet opossum legal
It snowin and I don’t think he likes it
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
It snowin and I don’t think he likes it
It’s a Harry McGraw episode! What luck
November 9, 2025 at 3:54 AM
It’s a Harry McGraw episode! What luck
Had the audacity to boil some water on the rear burner and now I can only turn my oven on with the app 👍
November 8, 2025 at 11:30 PM
Had the audacity to boil some water on the rear burner and now I can only turn my oven on with the app 👍
when you’re being mean to me just know this is who you’re being mean to
November 8, 2025 at 11:02 PM
when you’re being mean to me just know this is who you’re being mean to
calendula don’t care about the cold
November 8, 2025 at 10:04 PM
calendula don’t care about the cold
“Must be getting late, it’s getting dark” oh it’s 3:30
November 8, 2025 at 9:41 PM
“Must be getting late, it’s getting dark” oh it’s 3:30
Good morning from Quest
November 8, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Good morning from Quest
Sometimes when I’m sad I see a dog and then I pet that dog and I feel a little better
November 8, 2025 at 6:06 AM
Sometimes when I’m sad I see a dog and then I pet that dog and I feel a little better
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Prince cards a should be for new cards only.
Replacement cards should be The Replacements.
Replacement cards should be The Replacements.
November 7, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Prince cards a should be for new cards only.
Replacement cards should be The Replacements.
Replacement cards should be The Replacements.
when you have Labradors, you learn to put the high value carbohydrates in hard to snarf locations
November 8, 2025 at 3:08 AM
when you have Labradors, you learn to put the high value carbohydrates in hard to snarf locations
He’s not the scrub father — he’s the father that scrubbed up
November 8, 2025 at 12:24 AM
He’s not the scrub father — he’s the father that scrubbed up
oops I just lost my card
November 7, 2025 at 11:29 PM
oops I just lost my card
But why is the coffee gone
November 7, 2025 at 5:24 PM
But why is the coffee gone
It wouldn’t fix anything really, but imagine if they went back to using this icon
November 7, 2025 at 12:18 AM
It wouldn’t fix anything really, but imagine if they went back to using this icon
Made pad see ew. Delicious! Pretty easy! House smells terrible!
November 7, 2025 at 12:02 AM
Made pad see ew. Delicious! Pretty easy! House smells terrible!
do you think the butterflies miss me
November 6, 2025 at 4:28 PM
do you think the butterflies miss me
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Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
November 5, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
