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❤️ insured motorist 🧡 grocery getter 💛 trash animal 💚 poorly gardener 💙 touch typist 💜
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fellas, you can take selfies with baked goods instead of dead animals if you want to
I cut a couch into four pieces today
November 16, 2025 at 5:20 AM
I cut a couch into four pieces today
Terrible! The battery in these headphones ran out.
November 16, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Terrible! The battery in these headphones ran out.
Double yolk! What does it mean?!?
November 16, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Double yolk! What does it mean?!?
I like to show my kid internet history but now my child is playing zombo.com loudly
ZOMBO
zombo.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:06 AM
I like to show my kid internet history but now my child is playing zombo.com loudly
Thirty years?!?
November 14, 2025 at 10:58 PM
Thirty years?!?
“Tickets are not currently available online” and other horror stories
November 14, 2025 at 6:37 PM
“Tickets are not currently available online” and other horror stories
*Jesus gets really into sourdough*
November 14, 2025 at 3:46 PM
*Jesus gets really into sourdough*
this in large dad size would fix me
November 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
this in large dad size would fix me
My dog is immortal but if yours isn’t this is like half of what it costs on chewy
November 13, 2025 at 11:20 PM
My dog is immortal but if yours isn’t this is like half of what it costs on chewy
He would like a treat and a scritch
November 13, 2025 at 3:11 PM
He would like a treat and a scritch
My fingers got cold so I’m done for the night. Here are my favorite shots.
November 12, 2025 at 2:05 AM
My fingers got cold so I’m done for the night. Here are my favorite shots.
The green is very visible with the naked eye in Robbinsdale
November 12, 2025 at 1:19 AM
The green is very visible with the naked eye in Robbinsdale
Reach out and heat space
Your own personal heater
Someone to heat your space
Someone who bakes
Your own personal heater
Someone to heat your space
Someone who bakes
November 11, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Reach out and heat space
Your own personal heater
Someone to heat your space
Someone who bakes
Your own personal heater
Someone to heat your space
Someone who bakes
new mudroom sign
November 11, 2025 at 4:10 AM
new mudroom sign
I’ve had the Costco combo calzone
a man with glasses and a beard is giving a thumbs down sign while watching a baseball game .
ALT: a man with glasses and a beard is giving a thumbs down sign while watching a baseball game .
media.tenor.com
November 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
I’ve had the Costco combo calzone
Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
November 10, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Does anyone know where the love of God goes when the waves turn the minutes to hours?
I think as a consolation prize for existing in this timeline they could at least make having a pet opossum legal
November 10, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I think as a consolation prize for existing in this timeline they could at least make having a pet opossum legal
It snowin and I don’t think he likes it
November 9, 2025 at 6:08 AM
It snowin and I don’t think he likes it