Dusty Lee 💦🥩
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RT's are explicitly endorsements.
Firmly on Team Blooskie; if you say Blue Sky you're a cop.
Firmly on Team Blooskie; if you say Blue Sky you're a cop.
I liked "Wake Up Dead Man" and love Bonoit Blanc / Knives Out overall, but are we really supposed to believe this is a former street boxer? Kid's got ears like a Trump weather map. Woulda been punched to shit years ago.
December 18, 2025 at 4:28 AM
I liked "Wake Up Dead Man" and love Bonoit Blanc / Knives Out overall, but are we really supposed to believe this is a former street boxer? Kid's got ears like a Trump weather map. Woulda been punched to shit years ago.
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I am in favor of doink points in addition to the XP/FG. Doink the crossbar or upright? That's an additional extra point. Double doink? We're going up by an order of magnitude. 10 points just for the 2nd doink. Triple doink? You basically caught the golden snitch. Bring on the doink specialists!
December 15, 2025 at 4:47 AM
I am in favor of doink points in addition to the XP/FG. Doink the crossbar or upright? That's an additional extra point. Double doink? We're going up by an order of magnitude. 10 points just for the 2nd doink. Triple doink? You basically caught the golden snitch. Bring on the doink specialists!
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Me, a Bar Patron: i would like to drink a Guinness and have a chill time
Every Bar Band: $50,000 worth of amplifiers in a 500 square-foot basement is the correct ratio
Every Bar Band: $50,000 worth of amplifiers in a 500 square-foot basement is the correct ratio
December 13, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Me, a Bar Patron: i would like to drink a Guinness and have a chill time
Every Bar Band: $50,000 worth of amplifiers in a 500 square-foot basement is the correct ratio
Every Bar Band: $50,000 worth of amplifiers in a 500 square-foot basement is the correct ratio
My most Boomer opinion, and I've felt this way since the first time I ever legally entered a bar, is that ALL live music in a bar is too fucking loud and sounds like dog shit. No bar musician anywhere ever has played music at an audible level. It's all blown-out-speaker dog shit.
Music Playing In Bar Could Stand To Be Louder, Worse https://theonion.com/music-playing-in-bar-could-stand-to-be-louder-worse-1819576412/
December 13, 2025 at 8:07 PM
My most Boomer opinion, and I've felt this way since the first time I ever legally entered a bar, is that ALL live music in a bar is too fucking loud and sounds like dog shit. No bar musician anywhere ever has played music at an audible level. It's all blown-out-speaker dog shit.
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Sandwich man leaving court
November 6, 2025 at 7:32 PM
Sandwich man leaving court
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At least he made the planes crash on time
February 1, 2025 at 12:56 AM
At least he made the planes crash on time
This is essentially identical to the "what color helicopters are surveilling you" PSA in the first episode of Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social @planetoffinks.bsky.social
The New York Times publishes a handy guide to which federal forces are terrorizing us at any moment. This is America, 2025.
October 24, 2025 at 3:17 PM
This is essentially identical to the "what color helicopters are surveilling you" PSA in the first episode of Welcome to Night Vale @nightvaleradio.bsky.social @planetoffinks.bsky.social
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October 17, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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Penn State fans already have the white face paint necessary to become The Joker
October 11, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Penn State fans already have the white face paint necessary to become The Joker
She's a fictional character, but if Eliza Doolittle had lived a long (but not impossible) life, she could have owned an iPhone.
you ever think about those real weird overlaps. like tennessee williams might have listened to the ramones
October 8, 2025 at 1:52 AM
She's a fictional character, but if Eliza Doolittle had lived a long (but not impossible) life, she could have owned an iPhone.
A few weeks ago I posted my unhinged Eagles take. Here's my unhinged Penn State take:
People have been saying "it's now or never" about James Franklin from the second he took the job in January 2014. This year it really is now or never. We will never have a more favorable schedule...
People have been saying "it's now or never" about James Franklin from the second he took the job in January 2014. This year it really is now or never. We will never have a more favorable schedule...
August 31, 2025 at 4:17 PM
A few weeks ago I posted my unhinged Eagles take. Here's my unhinged Penn State take:
People have been saying "it's now or never" about James Franklin from the second he took the job in January 2014. This year it really is now or never. We will never have a more favorable schedule...
People have been saying "it's now or never" about James Franklin from the second he took the job in January 2014. This year it really is now or never. We will never have a more favorable schedule...
I've loved "The Shawshank Redemption" for decades but I only just now, this moment, almost 40.5 years into my life, realized the premise is "what if a modestly above-average white man went to prison"
August 29, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I've loved "The Shawshank Redemption" for decades but I only just now, this moment, almost 40.5 years into my life, realized the premise is "what if a modestly above-average white man went to prison"
I'm down the shore and had a few drinks so I'm gonna put this in writing: I've had a feeling the last few months the Iggles are going to be the first team to threepeat. Last year was the storybook year. Dominant overall, amazing individual performances, thoroughly slayed a dragon at the end...
August 15, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I'm down the shore and had a few drinks so I'm gonna put this in writing: I've had a feeling the last few months the Iggles are going to be the first team to threepeat. Last year was the storybook year. Dominant overall, amazing individual performances, thoroughly slayed a dragon at the end...
Ugh
Just after the Super Bowl I had the thought, "I know EXACTLY as much as I want to know about Saquon Barkley right now and I don't want to know a single additional fact." Turns out I was right.
August 4, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Ugh
They're texting again
Me in the prison camp after Trump wins and I spot whoever is responsible for all the whiny fundraising texts from Democratic representatives who live five states away from me.
Body Snatchers Point GIF
ALT: Body Snatchers Point GIF
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July 5, 2025 at 10:42 PM
They're texting again
A hammerhead shark meeting Ariana Grande
June 22, 2025 at 3:38 AM
A hammerhead shark meeting Ariana Grande
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What the hell is this, John??? That bullet-tipped permanent marker could not POSSIBLY have made the square- edged, translucent mark on the paper. Do you even search words, bro? Cause it looks like you're just posing for clout.
June 17, 2025 at 2:18 AM
What the hell is this, John??? That bullet-tipped permanent marker could not POSSIBLY have made the square- edged, translucent mark on the paper. Do you even search words, bro? Cause it looks like you're just posing for clout.
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They did it. They Spinosaurused the tech job market.
June 6, 2025 at 1:15 PM
They did it. They Spinosaurused the tech job market.
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Belonging in the Shadow of Trumpism: A Bucks County Citizen Speaks Out | Living here now means walking a line between gratitude and caution, writes Olcay Ayata.
Belonging in the Shadow of Trumpism: A Bucks County Citizen Speaks Out - Bucks County Beacon
Living here now means walking a line between gratitude and caution, writes Olcay Ayata.
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May 22, 2025 at 9:29 PM
Belonging in the Shadow of Trumpism: A Bucks County Citizen Speaks Out | Living here now means walking a line between gratitude and caution, writes Olcay Ayata.
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Whoever came up with the phrase “don’t yuck my yum” was doing the opposite of cooking. They were putting ingredients back on the grocery shelves
May 17, 2025 at 2:31 PM
Whoever came up with the phrase “don’t yuck my yum” was doing the opposite of cooking. They were putting ingredients back on the grocery shelves
So is everyone just ignoring the fact that John Mulaney got the Handsome Squidward plastic surgery? He gets a pass?
May 13, 2025 at 10:43 PM
So is everyone just ignoring the fact that John Mulaney got the Handsome Squidward plastic surgery? He gets a pass?
Between Abby at the fence line and Ellie & Dina in the tunnel then the subway, this season oughtta be called "The Claustro-f Us"
May 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Between Abby at the fence line and Ellie & Dina in the tunnel then the subway, this season oughtta be called "The Claustro-f Us"
"I've spent enough time in the company of death"
May 4, 2025 at 4:45 AM
"I've spent enough time in the company of death"