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die-hardbaby ✨🔵
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im Cory 🐱

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California ☀️

she/her

MDNI

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hey sorry for being a huge bitch earlier. i was only acting that way because deep down im a huge bitch
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I don’t see my friend “a scary amount of butter” as much as I’d like to but when I do it’s like no time has passed, we pick up right where we left off
November 27, 2025 at 7:18 PM
read "gravy bong" by accident and im all in
Your aunt's on medical ket your grandmother has a preferred brand of shroom chocolate just hit the gravity bong at the table and pass the gravy already
November 27, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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November 27, 2025 at 3:08 PM
we're like half a mile from the hotel but it's cold as shit and i don't have a jacket 😩
think im stuck in the car with my mother because of JD fucking vance
November 26, 2025 at 10:28 PM
think im stuck in the car with my mother because of JD fucking vance
November 26, 2025 at 10:19 PM
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i feel like a lot of the disconnect between the ai boosters and the rest of us is about the fact that they do not think the humanities matter, therefore political, sociological, and cultural critiques don’t matter. “people are using this” is not an answer to “this is a detriment to society”
November 26, 2025 at 8:23 PM
i like beer cheese now. or maybe im just hungry
November 26, 2025 at 8:41 PM
the bartender just offered me a reese's cup lol
November 25, 2025 at 11:43 PM
living the dream....
i don't care about context, this post on its own is 🤌
November 25, 2025 at 10:35 PM
:3
November 25, 2025 at 10:33 PM
bruh leave my breadsticks alone
November 25, 2025 at 10:31 PM
would u rather have to wear dirty socks or dirty underwear (neither is not an option)
November 25, 2025 at 7:08 PM
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The holidays can be so hard! Especially if you are going into your first sober holiday, have a little plan for a fancy drink you can have on hand, like bundaberg or fentimans or something like that. it makes SUCH a difference.
it's almost thanksgiving

if you quit drinking – sometimes it's tough at the holidays

you know this. but you can remember that a lot of other people are in your boat. and you probably know one or two of them. and if you need help or support, please reach out to one of them / us. it's ok, truly
November 25, 2025 at 4:18 PM
me as a cookie
November 25, 2025 at 4:09 AM
put on a pink mud mask and it's so hard to tell what is and isn't covered because it's the exact same color as my skin 😭
November 25, 2025 at 3:22 AM
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why does anyone follow me? vs why isn't that person following me?

call that the Poster's Dichotomy
November 24, 2025 at 8:46 AM
😭😭😭😭 lil booboo
the only thing keeping me going rn is yesterday i handed my phone to my niece so she could show me the labubu she wanted and she searched "lil booboo" 🥹🩷
November 24, 2025 at 4:46 PM
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it must be sick as hell to be the girl from ipanema. even something as simple as an afternoon stroll sounds like it goes so hard
November 23, 2025 at 10:45 PM
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I love LA, once i heard a guy having a very intense phone call discussing the ethics of his project which would “turn every single person on earth into a weapon” and it turned out to be a martial arts youtube channel
November 21, 2025 at 6:36 PM
actually this is why im unemployed. the purity tests
me after getting fired from my job for not doing my job: wow the purity tests are out of control
November 23, 2025 at 11:07 PM
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me after getting fired from my job for not doing my job: wow the purity tests are out of control
November 23, 2025 at 9:31 PM
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November 23, 2025 at 9:02 PM
hoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
November 23, 2025 at 8:54 PM
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what if teeth were flaccid and only got hard when you're hungry
November 23, 2025 at 4:41 PM